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Dad died suddenly. Being the eldest child I was looked on to make the decisions of his burial. He molested me for 12 years, and only paid with 6 months in jail. Until the day I decided to burn him...if I could have pushed the button myself I would have. Therapy comes in many different forms.
I accept any kind of feel better images. Load up my inbox!
Fauxcused
Hug
NickDolph
Mulvers
TheSaucestAround
Burn baby burn!!!!
WildHigh
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought "Oh, my Dad died not long ago, maybe I can help!" ... can I back out slow enough?
DataTrekker
Go all Hannibal and use his ashes like coco then you can literally make him shit.
iliedtwice
He was dead when you burned him, right?
Maglot
Well, he sure is now!
TurtleBum
But do you don't look like a million bucks...
FlashesOfLight
Yeah... you must've been high as fuck when you wrote this because this sentence makes no sense.
TurtleBum
Get rid of the "do". My bad
ugunaeatdat
Waiting for my despicable father to die. He's 89.
MadeForThisComment
I feel like I read more stories about dysfunc families on imgur than I knew even existed. I feel out of place here because of it.
InvolentaryYoga
Move on @op and let go, for your sake and state of mind
wellthatsjustyouropinion
+1 because damn that's dark. congrats on getting the last laugh. go out and live your life; you're free now.
Anndrei258
My dad who was a great person had to die few days ago while monsters get to live a long life,why ? WHY THE FUCKING HELL ?!
Vaelin3
Bulldozer2017
I don’t believe you.
fricklenani
Flush his ashes down the toilet like the piece of shit he is! Well, was.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Thats fucked up, im happy for you!
libertyarrow
Best revenge is by leading a long, happy life.
HeyLookImOnTV
Nope. This is conforming, not revenge. Inflicting long term harm is rarely ever the goal in rape itself, it is more closely related [1/2]
HeyLookImOnTV
to sadism. For all we know OP's father couldn't care less whether or not he/she turned out to live a happy life. [2/2]
holyHamWallet
Success is the greatest revenge. It's hard to be the bigger person but it's growth. Nothing good comes easy.
BlackavarLion
You can push the button, did they not give you that option?
angelxaces
I'm glad you were able to get some closure. I like the idea of dumping his ashes in a portapotty.
Darkivan64
Scatter his ashes on an abandoned prison, so he becomes the ghost prison glory hole
mrhobbybob
Owww howabout mixing the ashes with salt and finding a nice little spot and salting the earth for a square meter a spot to come back to
DangItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster
Depending on the facility, you can opt for a "witness cremation". There is a point where family can participate.
mnborn
Believe me, I checked. Not an option here.
tetracycloide
Why would your family look to you to do that though?
mnborn
Parents divorced long ago...mom wanted nothing to do with this. And the rest of his family...well, apple didn't fall far from the tree there
mrhobbybob
Have you decided on a trashcan to dump his ashes in yet?
LordCommanderofUsersub
He died BEFORE you burned his body, right?
mnborn
Yes...I'm no murderer!
LordCommanderofUsersub
There could have been more satisfaction. But, I'm sorry that happened to you. I can't even imagine what that was like :(
HashtagDotCom
And thus a torrent of dicks did fill @op's inbox
mnborn
Nothing...I've escaped :)
HashtagDotCom
The prophecy spoke of you, but I assumed it was just a myth!
SmellOfMonkey
You mean a torrent of feel better dicks
mnborn
Not even feel better dicks.
Sogeking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHVznvmQTuA
mnborn
This was the best ever to wake up to!
GiantMoron
You got the ashes? Take a dump in them. Bury them in the ground. Whatever grows there kill it, every year on his birthday
piscesdreamer
Sounds like an AJJ song
SushiPooper
I was going to say dump it down one of those nasty outhouses in the middle of the woods where he can rot with the rest of the shit
AdelaideDetroit
This seems like something you may have or may currently be doing.
LadyWidebottom
I was going to say use them as kitty litter
FallOfOlympus
I admire that level of conviction. Also... need a hug or something?
mnborn
Hugs are always welcome :)
PetuniasFromMagrathea
5outof7deadlysins
You're my spirit animal
neverforgetthefuture
Fauxcused
I like yhe way you think
FrankWestPJ
that's fucking amazing
ChemicalMonkee
I like the way you think.
persona5please
If I need revenge I'm calling you geez.
mnborn
I'm available!
Negitive13
The guy in the back is me, the women in horror is the rest of usersub.
MantisTobagganMD
That sounds healthy
EvilandImaginary
Whoa why bring innocent plants into this? Put in the litter box let cats take massive shits on your dad.
MietGrynder
i want to be your friend...just in case
Kangarou
Grind a small bit into your coffee every day so you can shit him out, piece by piece.
Yayness
You okay there, buddy?
GiantMoron
Yeah, I'm good
katiechicken
I'd put them in my cats litter box.
SlothMasterJ
Well done, sir! I like it!
ChodicGod
I don't want to be the person that hurt you.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Ah come on. Don't kill the poor plant. Take comfort knowing something worthwhile grew from that crap in the ground.
cbr600rr141
That is an absolutely pure fucking genius idea,I envy you for being able to think of that,that's got to be better than any therapy!!!
mnborn
I've never felt so good. Seriously...never.
Aksuuuh
Wow, don't mess with this guy.
armeggedonCounselor
Man... don't kill the thing that grows there. Leave it there, as a reminder that good things can still come, even from something evil.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
:D Hey, a comment like mine!
GiantMoron
I think you are right, eventually. But some people need time to process emotions: spite and anger should be worked through.
daelith
Nope, salt the earth.
georgiaoqueef
Just like you, @OP!
Broctor
And get a haunted tree or bush..
shinypixel
now hold on there, satan °o°
varge
Personally for me the opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. Hate is still an emotion.
GuylnTheBack
I like that poem too
GiantMoron
You are right, but I'm advocating revenge. Revenge is not passive, it is active, so you gotta do something.
THINEGLORIOUSREPOSTER
That was very thorough.
AussieNotNamedBruce
Going about it wrong, abuse the abuser by ejaculating on the ashes! Is what I'm going to do!
GiantMoron
The ashes might enjoy it.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Ooooh I wanna be friends with this guy.
mnborn
I'm available!
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Hi friend!
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Someone with as much spiteful vindictiveness as my own? I..I've never felt this warm and fuzzy.
mnborn
Like we were meant to be friends!
TotallyNotAMurderer
I like you