Laughed so hard I woke up my wife

Feb 17, 2021 9:24 AM

MTGKokey

Views

125767

Likes

4920

Dislikes

175

Its my cake day so here is a list of shit over the years that made me laugh hard enough to wake up my wife.

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

I don't tend to find pain that funny. Is that a guy thing?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 ngl, dark brother in the black shorts fucked him up and and then tries to drown him!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 should have subscribed to the Land Bible

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A few nasty accidents in there

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Schadenfreude is fun.. for those who didn't suffer Schaden

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The little mannequin with the box got me the best

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Me too, I dont know why

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#4 that dude really just wants to kill the guy. broke his back then kept his head underwater

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats my favorite. Lol. /a/p4yfdzA

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Why is he so happy afterwards lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

drunk

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 is funnier with sound https://youtu.be/UPLZXeAXiUw?t=325 (@5:25)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I would say its only funny with sound. Otherwise its just someone getting hit

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19 is straight up savage lol

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#6 oh fuck

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Classic scorpion move

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Scorpion FATALITY

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh snap

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I woke up my husband because of you ... thanks

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#7 www.justtherecipe.app

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#14 Hassaaaaan Chop!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What even happened?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 take the fucking hint stephanie!

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It took me a while to realize the bride had any hair at all

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Those Corgi butts would fit together now.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They can poop back and forth comfortably.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Corgipede

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUUUUUUUUUUUUISION HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disappointing dump due to lack of sound.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I have re uploaded it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 kinda looks serious...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 How is he not dead? Fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He's drunk. I'll never understand how this works, but damn, God must love drunk people.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When your body is more relaxed it can take a lot of punishment. Its why a sleeping woman survived being thrown from a tornado

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 seems pleasantly surprised

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Id guess the person who did it was cute, and not, you know, his brother

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it's #8 or #9 too lazy to check but damn that jiggle tho

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

She could crack my head like a walnut with those thighs, perfection

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure as hell hope it's not #8

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

OP likes seeing people get hurt. He thinks it’s funny. He laughs so hard he wakes up his wife

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You wake up his wife?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 awake feelings he didn’t know he had...

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 3

#12 Thats some aussie-master level shit.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We don't have alligators down here mate.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nah, Straya doesn't have any native gators. This is some Louisiana/Florida swamp master.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think it might be a Caiman, though I can't be sure. Not that we have those either.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Caimans are a kind of alligator anyway. They belong to the same family, Alligatoridae.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Wikipedia: "one of two primary lineages within Alligatoridae, the other being alligators."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Those little dudes who wander into neighborhoods and out into the street. Big dudes stay in the canals and hunt pets from there.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuckin yeet

5 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 3

Great value version of Florida man? Louisiana dude?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Came here to make this comment. You beat me. But I still can’t stop laughing.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

“Ah told ya before: STAY OUTTA MUH YARD!!” *kersplash*

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian this is a proper Gator yeet

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The guy jumping off the building..WTF?

5 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 2

Assassins creed is life.. you see a fluffy pile.. you have to swan dive into it.. idk how he got up though.. that looked awful

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that made me feel horrible

5 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Horrible... because you laughed? You did. Didn't you?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

God: This one makes me laugh... I'll let him live a little longer

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I was surprised he was still moving after that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drunks never get hurt.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wrongamundo..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did that guy survive

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

too drunk to die.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alcohol. That's all you need to know. Alcohol was the motivation.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one seemed like a horrible idea even if he had actually hit the mattress.

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Yeah probably better for him he hit the bush

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look again, his face pretty much hits the ground. He only sort of grazes the bush.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I felt SO bad for that guy. I hope he won't suffer for the rest of his life because of one second of drunken stupidity.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Scorp king. RIP

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

alcohol is a hell of a drug

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was so drunk he thought there was a swimming pool, so he went head first, and also missed

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 8

and you laughed so hard it woke up your wife????

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not sure how his spine survived that

5 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 0

humans can survive crazy shit. or break from it. he got lucky

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compression injuries! Yay for stupidity

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Survived, not necessarily recovered.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jury is still out man, but I’m also surprised he didn’t go limp from that. Maybe being drunk had him ragdolly enough to absorb the impact...

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Being intoxicated helps in your body not tensing up, so yeah.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We had a drunk kid come in a quadriplegic after jumping off the balcony to “snow dive” after it snowed like two feet, he was early 20s. :(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think every one of those made me laugh! That's probably a first!

5 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 4

Yeah! Usually I’ll scroll through most before I find one that makes me laugh, but this one was very well done!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 is a win in my book

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For sure!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Even #6, really?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Especially that

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well....I guess more like a "holy shit what was the guy doing" kinda laugh

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Needs. More. Sound.

5 years ago | Likes 1228 Dislikes 9

I seriously needed the sound of an adult cackling over that soccer match

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many pixels were lost in the making of this dump

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They all need sound

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imgur never used to have sound. Some of us still like it that way.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even so, I laughed a lot.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Enjoy

5 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

And enjoy I did. Thanks, friend!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You've heard these all before

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love austerity! Thanks O'biden!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut up, man. - Joe Biden

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

Oh fuck, I laughed so hard I set off an alarm on my dialysis machine.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The anchor’s reaction when the picture pops up gets me every time

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"it's uncanny, *Lisa*!"

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Dude wtf... i need to re upload some of these... I didn’t know they didnt have sound

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

I have re uploaded them with sound

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

the hero we need

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Not a single one of them has sound. Theyre also freaking gifs.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 6

I want to updoot this, but you are double dipping my dude

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

To the musical nerds out there is that a perfect cadence? I think that’s a perfect cadence

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More watch better get

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Back in my day all dumps were silent. (Seriously though I haven't actually been on here that long. It was nice when they added sound)

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, almost six years, a tiny amount of time to be on this ageless app.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember that great gif war? That's when I joined. Still a whole lot of nudes on FP back then

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dumps were soundless and nudes were prevalent? Sure they were grandpa, sure they were.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Miss the nudes sometimes lol

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0