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I didn't realize I could have have a dad all along with this one simple trick.
@Speedkills93
She stole this poor man's body.
@loopdesigns
Ko-fi.com/BottomShelfVodka
I'm hosting Jackbox games for Vodka Family Game Night!
It's as simple as opening jackbox.tv on your phone, and I'll give you the 4 letter code to play.
Twitch.tv/bottomshelfvodka
The unwanted visitor that set off my alarm last night tax.
onlymostofthetime
#11 coincidentally I brought a book on how to read cursive
flipj
#22 Paige, yes!
pxlphile
#22
boop66
Pineapples DON’T grow on trees, they’re bromeliads. (Sounds like pineaple may grow on trees).
ConsumerOfStories
#22 Depends how brave you are
Shuey
#22 ... Paige... Now think about this... You've got so much to live for
unannouncedguest
Ima leave a 100% tip for this free dump
chrisckelly
Old owner story was great. Nice cover.
BottomShelfVodka
I cringed to the floor when I noticed I sent it to him instead.
fartharder
#34 must be New Jersey
license2kilt
chris16447
Also IR signals are reflected by glass, so everyone would have to have their windows open?
exbenedict
#4, how about we learn basic grammar and spelling first? I almost had a stroke reading that.
pr3viso
I busted out laughing when I realized that my answer to the zucchini question was a reflex, didn't even think about it before responding.
UpstartDesigner
#39 is this an ad? Is that legit?
BottomShelfVodka
Yes and yes
jammer909
#22 Paige, No!
dragonflynpenguinfarts
#22
devo27
smashfaceawesome
Is that precum at the tip?
devo27
No, flower buds
LCB052711
#21 - Discman was made by Sony, not Panasonic tho. I am old.
astromoondoggie
This made me very reasonably angry. Didn’t it have a placard?
BruceMan200
#27 attack on Titan
ralphie84
#9
BenjyX55
#22 Paige yes
wolfgung
#2 psppspspspsp
cellfreeDNA
Thank you for explaining that, my dumb friend didn’t understand.
Seantall
#22 zucchinis this big are a bit fibrous, I'm told, so we always shredded them for zucchini bread. My brother worked at a zucchini farm for a bit, and they gave away the big ones because they weren't marketable. Also, "Paige, no!"
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
#50 was that a bird @op?
abhorance
Looks like a grasshopper
BottomShelfVodka
It's a bug of sorts, but I honestly have no idea.
METROlD
#5 you need to turn it upside down to charge it.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Also regardless of it's state you need to dump it nobody knows where and buy a new one ASAP
Sheldonian
It doesn't have windows, but passthrough retina displays to look around, the hood is glued, wheels are sold separately and to be able to drive you have to pay for the monthly plan "apple car +" which also comes with spatial audio and more leg room
astromoondoggie
If you want a car with windows, you have to get the Microsoft car. I hear it crashes a lot
mieper3
And you can only pump the tires at Apple gas stations or buy an air valve adapter
HerrHat
Oh, this model still has physical valves?
gtfout
#30 the real crime is that fucking font she's using for her messages
MadamPuddifoot
SHUT UP WITH YOUR BORING ASS FONT!
mieper3
ruint
Wouldn't be my choice, but some people (i.e dyslexics) find irregular text easier to read. This you? Use 'Inconstant Regular' as default! :)
ruint
(gifv part 1)
v https://www.nothingcomicaboutdyslexia.com/inconstant-regular Credit to Daniel Brokstad & Dyslexia Scotland
ruint
(gifv part 2) Daniel has kindly made his font free for personal and commercial use, excluding redistribution and sale. (ie, as a web font or part of a software package.)
v https://danielbrokstad.com/inconstant-regular
ruint
"Designing with Dyslexia in mind makes you change the outlook of how you'd usually approach the task, and I hope this campaign can open the eyes of others as well to consider an audience that is sadly often excluded." – Daniel Brokstad, Design and Creative Direction, Brokstad Studio. https://danielbrokstad.com/about
gobblinal
What was the smaple size of dyslexics that this was tested on?
BottomShelfVodka
Goddammit. You guys always do this. It's cute and chaotic. Let me life my life.
TheM1ck
Life your life?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
You know, like when you get lifed. She's gonna life the fuck outta her life.
derrymerbles
Oh shit I never made the connection that this was actually YOU! That’s one of my favorite internet stories I’ve read in recent time! Fantastic!! As a short guy, I can relate. Truly wouldn’t offend me if I was that guy. However, I would tell that story all the fucking time
mibd
No!
narniasreal
*live
BottomShelfVodka
LET ME LIFE MY LIFE!
narniasreal
*LIVE
BottomShelfVodka
LET ME LIVE MY LIVE