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Nov 28, 2016 11:51 AM
Rizbiz99
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HenryandHarbinger
Am I really the only one who heard these in Scrooge McDuck's voice?
IWillNotDoubleTap
"Am oan the protein" ...+1 intensifies
itzkt
Took me an even slower second read through to fully understand that one lol
FavoritingCatsAlittletooOften
"More of the Same Scottish Twitter" FTFY
SandpaperCock
It's still good, I don't mind upvoting it again.
Affray
I would love to see someone called a reprobate in front of me. The Scots have this perfect blend of nonsense words and high end proper sass.
GirthBrooks91
am genuinely jus here for a laff
Thisisausernameonimgur
It's a wonder how there have only been 9 tweets ever from the country of scotland
ArthurBooRadley
Maybe the rest of them don't know Twitter's free.
Reodreth
Not 9 tweets, just the 9 people that managed to get through Scotland's very inclusive education system without actually learning English.
LargeCanine
http://imgur.com/XCFDoHo
burnydog
I just saw true beauty.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
I love that my people use term reprobate more than any other people I know
sexycutepopulartoboot
I've never heard anyone use the term IRL...
peridotstar
Me either it sounds like a tax thing lol
baconthatisall
Cabbages
jeroenemans
this is the most retired gif I ever saw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_King_of_Scotland_(film)
steekern
Perfect gif +1
thornlord
Because he's the last King of Scotland?
OhNuggins
TheVeryJesusOrangeJuice
Cabbages are to please.
sexycutepopulartoboot
Please post more! These got a full belly laugh!
HelaSisterOfThor
I need to move to Scotland
williewaggler
yous needs tae get fucked
justthereceptionist
I had to read this in accent to understand it my brain was literally like...what the fuck are you doing
RG1980g1mp
that would be 'whit the fuck yeh doin'
justthereceptionist
Lol niceee
castoocool
Imo, Scottish twitter is some of the best going around but I always read it super slow while I narrate in my head with a super thick accent
codenametrixie
a tink a kin speak Scottish nau.
BakedBakunin
I read them all out loud. With pleasure. And with most, I have to stop halfway through cause I'm laughing so hard.
Skip2TheEnd
I read them in my own accent cos ahm no a pure fanny Ken?
castoocool
Aye pal Ur a fuckin radge eh??
magmadar
i read them in the voice of the Demoman from TF2.
MrBfromRapture
Hahaha me too! Or the Scotsman from Samurai Jack
magmadar
IMAGHIN IF A HAVN BEEN DRUNK
goawaypleasethankyou
I can read them all super easily if I just imagine my grandmother saying it. She's got a super strong accent.
CGODO2N
I tend to opt for a Kevin Bridges narration. Really works for me. Would recommend.
iPostDogs
I have a fairly broad, but understandable Scots accent (Edinburgh) I will narrate all and any Scottish Twitter posts.
Dontshopliftthepooty
Yes, please!
UrsaUrsa
I second this motion strongly!
HighSlayerRalton
#4 At least that's one more person I can scratch of my @TinyOctopus stalking list.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
I really need to incorporate 'reprobate' into my vocabulary.
denigreur
to be honest, it's way funnier than black twitter
DMGuy
Probably because most of the people writing these are actually Scottish.
mj96xx
and most of black twitter are black people, i don't why y'all think otherwise
DMGuy
A lot of them are, and a *lot* are white high school students who want to make memes.
denigreur
And i'm working with Scotts on my current project and I've read all of them in their voice.
odraencoded
German twitter is obviously superior to all.
BaIIChinean
Not since 1945
legessi
How does that go? "My drive to work was timely and efficient."?
theslybanananana
VolcanicZero
I can only ever read these in Jacksepticeye's voice.
straightupfiveoutofseven
Great Scottish sketch humor show: Burnistoun. On Netflix. Hopefully I didn't butcher the spelling.
anadin
naw, i'm the burnistoun butcher!
MakaveliCSGO
Limmys Show is better imo but I never really got into Burnistoun tbh
straightupfiveoutofseven
I'll have to check it out. I'm an American and we don't get a lot of Scottish tv here. Mostly Netflix etc..
TheWeegie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZthGdjGX0E
Earan
I found Limmy's Show really hit or miss, but the hits are so good. Deedee is my favorite comedy character ever
tranquilomeng
Had to google "Reprobate" .. Thank you Scottish twitter, I now have a new subtle insult that no one will understand.
DoYouHonestlyThinkYoureFuckingFunny
*am no a fucking octopus* +++1
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
'cuz oftentimes people actually don't want a holder for that many drinks. Fuckin' weapon.
PillsburyFuckboi
Don't know why you're being downvoted, I work in fast food and more times than not they say no when I ask if they want one
iamlikelytoforgetthis
@tinyoctopus
ZeusWayne
n m no a fuking weapon!!
CatTaxCollecter
@tinyoctopus can't relate
nipplepanties
Gotta start calling more people reprobatez
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
Aye you fuckin weapon.
magiceatsyou
Still laughing.
kanybal
That particular tweet made me realize my students aren't bad at English, they just speak Scottish...
whatseventhepointt
Now if only people could write without writing how they speak.
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
That would be wonderful. There are days even I, of all things, cannot understand those around me.
ElecTech
Maybe if you spoke better you'd finally get that three fifty.
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
Perhaps the lesson learned shall not be I, But rather you will be learned in proper linguistics.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
now you're gonna be reading all your students papers in a scottish accent. that ought to be (more funner) than it used to be.
Cavalrysword
Oh, the pain! THE PAIN!!!
lcplspanky
Wonder if he even realized more funner ain't right, irregardless I bet it hurt
Big8ooty8iches
Seent it
WalterSullivan67
Always a +1 for Scottish Twitter, one of my obsessions! There are even a few here that weren't on my post last week #notbitter
OctaveRift
Did anyone else have to speak in their accent in your head to read this?
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Scottish sass is best sass.
Reodreth
Scottish SAAS is even better. *raises hand for hi-five waiting for another Scottish uni student to understand*
dnos2718
*high fives ya* Paisley student ya wank
MakaveliCSGO
SAASMAS SOON BOIS
Reodreth
Right up the sniffer! Keeeeeemonn
Earan
yass
behrditz
if you need help on how to read these, read them in these voices. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
HighSlayerRalton
Why would ya type wi ur accent though?
mj96xx
for humour, and character limit but mostly humour. same with black twitter.
Reodreth
Cause for Scottish folk it makes it sound funnier and more of a joke. I don't do it normally but I can read their tweets like normal English
shutupcherryll
Same reason people tweet "it's lit fam"
NotAnIroningBoard
That's exactly the same as what this is - same type of people too
smoothoprater
Question from a non-native speaker: is a Scottish accent considered sexy?
TwoOreoesOneCup
Fuck yes.
Meukah
Yes yes yes
ohgodidontknowwhatimdoing
Definitely depends on what kind of scottish accent. Like the lead singer from Garbage has a dreamy Scot accent. <3
GoodbyeCassini
Oh come on, Shirley Manson could spew literal hot garbage out her mouth and it'd still be sexy.
bigpopparedux
Ya fuckin weapon.
ThompsonwithaP
This is so fucking scottish XD
TwoOreoesOneCup
I've been using this, worstcunt and gobshite lately haha
marekk7
I fucking lost it at that one lol.
Danmanbadman
Did... did you find it?
marekk7
Nah. Weapon shot it.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
do you mean Ya fuckin water gun?
MrPornProfessional
Fookin cunts belong in the dunny wit me shite
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
I hope that wasn't meant to be Scottish, because you missed the mark more often than you hit it
reversed
Is that more Aussie than Scot?
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
I'd say it's Scouse with a hint of Jamaican
Tassyr
What does it MEAN?
CakeBakeMaker
rep·ro·bate. Noun. A sinner who is not of the elect and is predestined to damnation. An unprincipled person.
igotbannedfortryingtofaceswapmytesticle
It's like, "you legend"
Scaros
No it isnt atall, its an insult
igotbannedfortryingtofaceswapmytesticle
It can be endearing. Like cunt
Scaros
Neither of them words are endearing
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Ya fucking reprobate
adadsupreme
Also great.
JustACommentFarmer
Probably my favourite one so far.
memelordnito
I love "aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"
bigpopparedux
I can think of worse ways to go than suicide by Nutella donut..
memelordnito
It reminds me of the time my diabetic friend injected insulin and downed a donut.
IrradiatedBec
"am oan the proten"
ThePunchedOmelette
"since yous was cabbages"
footfoe
What language do they speak in Scotland? It is not English.
PeggingandTransFanboyExPlusMachina
A mix of English, Auld Scots and Improv.
SorryOldHorse
Wit language dae yet think ya wee bam?!
Zaranthan
of course nae, it's scottish ya fuckin weapon.
Reodreth
It's actually scots, no Scottish, ya daft clown
djboogy
shut it ya fanny basher.
HaggisBaconAndIrnBru
Listen here ya tuechter!
smallsims
Fuck up fannybawz
Prgeddes
fuck up ya rockets..