More Scottish Twitter.

Nov 28, 2016 11:51 AM

Rizbiz99

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Am I really the only one who heard these in Scrooge McDuck's voice?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Am oan the protein" ...+1 intensifies

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Took me an even slower second read through to fully understand that one lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"More of the Same Scottish Twitter" FTFY

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 6

It's still good, I don't mind upvoting it again.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would love to see someone called a reprobate in front of me. The Scots have this perfect blend of nonsense words and high end proper sass.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

am genuinely jus here for a laff

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's a wonder how there have only been 9 tweets ever from the country of scotland

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

Maybe the rest of them don't know Twitter's free.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Not 9 tweets, just the 9 people that managed to get through Scotland's very inclusive education system without actually learning English.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

I just saw true beauty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that my people use term reprobate more than any other people I know

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've never heard anyone use the term IRL...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me either it sounds like a tax thing lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cabbages

9 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 2

this is the most retired gif I ever saw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_King_of_Scotland_(film)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Perfect gif +1

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because he's the last King of Scotland?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cabbages are to please.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please post more! These got a full belly laugh!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to move to Scotland

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yous needs tae get fucked

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had to read this in accent to understand it my brain was literally like...what the fuck are you doing

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that would be 'whit the fuck yeh doin'

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol niceee

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imo, Scottish twitter is some of the best going around but I always read it super slow while I narrate in my head with a super thick accent

9 years ago | Likes 493 Dislikes 4

a tink a kin speak Scottish nau.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read them all out loud. With pleasure. And with most, I have to stop halfway through cause I'm laughing so hard.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I read them in my own accent cos ahm no a pure fanny Ken?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye pal Ur a fuckin radge eh??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i read them in the voice of the Demoman from TF2.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hahaha me too! Or the Scotsman from Samurai Jack

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IMAGHIN IF A HAVN BEEN DRUNK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can read them all super easily if I just imagine my grandmother saying it. She's got a super strong accent.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I tend to opt for a Kevin Bridges narration. Really works for me. Would recommend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a fairly broad, but understandable Scots accent (Edinburgh) I will narrate all and any Scottish Twitter posts.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, please!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I second this motion strongly!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 At least that's one more person I can scratch of my @TinyOctopus stalking list.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I really need to incorporate 'reprobate' into my vocabulary.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

to be honest, it's way funnier than black twitter

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

Probably because most of the people writing these are actually Scottish.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

and most of black twitter are black people, i don't why y'all think otherwise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of them are, and a *lot* are white high school students who want to make memes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And i'm working with Scotts on my current project and I've read all of them in their voice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

German twitter is obviously superior to all.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not since 1945

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does that go? "My drive to work was timely and efficient."?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only ever read these in Jacksepticeye's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great Scottish sketch humor show: Burnistoun. On Netflix. Hopefully I didn't butcher the spelling.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

naw, i'm the burnistoun butcher!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Limmys Show is better imo but I never really got into Burnistoun tbh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll have to check it out. I'm an American and we don't get a lot of Scottish tv here. Mostly Netflix etc..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found Limmy's Show really hit or miss, but the hits are so good. Deedee is my favorite comedy character ever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to google "Reprobate" .. Thank you Scottish twitter, I now have a new subtle insult that no one will understand.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*am no a fucking octopus* +++1

9 years ago | Likes 2024 Dislikes 5

'cuz oftentimes people actually don't want a holder for that many drinks. Fuckin' weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Don't know why you're being downvoted, I work in fast food and more times than not they say no when I ask if they want one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@tinyoctopus

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

n m no a fuking weapon!!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@tinyoctopus can't relate

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Gotta start calling more people reprobatez

9 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 0

Aye you fuckin weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Still laughing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That particular tweet made me realize my students aren't bad at English, they just speak Scottish...

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

Now if only people could write without writing how they speak.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That would be wonderful. There are days even I, of all things, cannot understand those around me.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you spoke better you'd finally get that three fifty.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Perhaps the lesson learned shall not be I, But rather you will be learned in proper linguistics.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

now you're gonna be reading all your students papers in a scottish accent. that ought to be (more funner) than it used to be.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Oh, the pain! THE PAIN!!!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wonder if he even realized more funner ain't right, irregardless I bet it hurt

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seent it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always a +1 for Scottish Twitter, one of my obsessions! There are even a few here that weren't on my post last week #notbitter

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else have to speak in their accent in your head to read this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scottish sass is best sass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scottish SAAS is even better. *raises hand for hi-five waiting for another Scottish uni student to understand*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*high fives ya* Paisley student ya wank

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SAASMAS SOON BOIS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right up the sniffer! Keeeeeemonn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you need help on how to read these, read them in these voices. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why would ya type wi ur accent though?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

for humour, and character limit but mostly humour. same with black twitter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause for Scottish folk it makes it sound funnier and more of a joke. I don't do it normally but I can read their tweets like normal English

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same reason people tweet "it's lit fam"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That's exactly the same as what this is - same type of people too

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Question from a non-native speaker: is a Scottish accent considered sexy?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fuck yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes yes yes

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Definitely depends on what kind of scottish accent. Like the lead singer from Garbage has a dreamy Scot accent. <3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh come on, Shirley Manson could spew literal hot garbage out her mouth and it'd still be sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ya fuckin weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 1834 Dislikes 5

This is so fucking scottish XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I've been using this, worstcunt and gobshite lately haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking lost it at that one lol.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Did... did you find it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah. Weapon shot it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

do you mean Ya fuckin water gun?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fookin cunts belong in the dunny wit me shite

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 27

I hope that wasn't meant to be Scottish, because you missed the mark more often than you hit it

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Is that more Aussie than Scot?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I'd say it's Scouse with a hint of Jamaican

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does it MEAN?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

rep·ro·bate. Noun. A sinner who is not of the elect and is predestined to damnation. An unprincipled person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like, "you legend"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No it isnt atall, its an insult

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can be endearing. Like cunt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Neither of them words are endearing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya fucking reprobate

9 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 1

Also great.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably my favourite one so far.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I love "aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I can think of worse ways to go than suicide by Nutella donut..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It reminds me of the time my diabetic friend injected insulin and downed a donut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"am oan the proten"

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"since yous was cabbages"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What language do they speak in Scotland? It is not English.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

A mix of English, Auld Scots and Improv.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wit language dae yet think ya wee bam?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

of course nae, it's scottish ya fuckin weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

It's actually scots, no Scottish, ya daft clown

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

shut it ya fanny basher.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Listen here ya tuechter!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck up fannybawz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck up ya rockets..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0