TIL these exist. They're called raccoon dogs

May 10, 2018 1:15 AM

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And I want one

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon_dog

Oy! Ake!

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That's a weird looking cat.

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Actually it's a reindeer

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I have a raccoon dog! (kinda)

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You'll address them by their name chopper

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Rogs

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and people use them to make fur linings for coats.

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Tanukis

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It's like a corgi borked a raccoon...I need one

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Rengar?

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But do they have giant balls?

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I was wondering if anyone else was going to make a Miyazaki reference...

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When they're up to mischief.

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up vote for the trueness of your username

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Can you have these as pets

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No, they are wild

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in china they skin them alive to make fake sheepskin boots

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And fake buttplug tails...

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ah yes, the tanuki, my fellow tricksters

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Billy-bumblers

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Oy was the real MVP

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Thank you, sweet.... rabbittttt??????

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Pom Poko!

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...and now I'm sad.

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Why

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Thanks One Piece

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Fun fact: Tanuki are considered a type of yokai, or spirit creature in Japanese folklore. Also, there’s a time-traveling tanuki Transformer.

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Complete with testicles. https://youtu.be/rm2QW9mNOSE

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But do they talk? “Oy!”

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Ake!

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Tanukis are my favorite animals other than seagulls

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Who has a seagull as their favorite animal

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Seagulls are the greatest animal

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Yup. Tiny hairy bastards. I have to deal with these mofos like every two days because they are messing with my nice backyard.

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They look kinda funny tho, not so fast eighter. And you can actually run and catch them with your bare hands. All tho I wouldnt recommend it

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You said "eighter", but said out loud it just sounds like you accidentally slipped into an Irish accent

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So... what you're saying is catch them with my bare hands! Alright got it!

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