Mar 21, 2020 4:47 PM
Kingwyrm20
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ProfessorAssBlast2020
So what the fuck are you doing there? Pretending youre the main character dumbass?
WuWIns87
CASCO BAYYYYY!!!
Rodka209
You just cant go around spamming a, hoping to find - oh! 5 gold!
SpammaJamma
Life is like Myst. Full of puzzles that make you want to give up.
CountSonny
If you read the newspaper, you'll get +1 in Perception
Volaktil
Tip: Pay attention! You can complete side missions just by listening to conversations between other people
JadeNB1729
… from 6 feet away.
Jupman
I have been playing the division all week and there are logs of folks saying this is just the flu.
intolerable
Is this the plot from The Last of Us part II?
morgan0073
An infected coughed on the newspaper. This will kill you after all your saved games are passed this point.
pazuzu
+1 for Maine!!
linearcore
Empty room? You need a typewriter ribbon. Like, now.
AMRIV
Could be worse, at least there aren't weapons and ammo hanging around. Or even worse, a first aid kit.
TheSexInstructor
I haven't saved in a while, I'm screwed if I run out of hit points
yummylittledinosaur
That’s my idea of heaven. Actually.. maybe it is heaven. Shit. Have I... ?
ItsNeverOC
This is the bad place!
Hybris51129
If you are on Imgur then you are not in heaven. +
tychog99
Each day of this pandemic makes it more and more clear how surprisingly accurate all those ganes were
JohnnieCroatia
Portland, Maine!
Grudgebearingmidget
The fucky one people forget is how Homefront (the FPS game) predicted the Fukushima disaster in one of it's collectibles months before.
SyrusDrake
https://twitter.com/catvalente/status/1240788741674893312
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Don’t touch that paper! Viruses stay on paper for a week or more.
pizzaparty
Pro-tip: Wear a dedicated pair of rubber gloves to get your mail, then bake those letters in the oven at 200F for 30mins to sanitize it.
Make sure there's no plastic in there first, though. It could melt. The paper will be fine though.
copingcabana
I've had kidney stones for a month and been working from home. There's a large hand sanitizer on my desk. Good luck.
invisiblemaniac
The headline "Mystrious Virus Kills 5 more in Seattle" as I was coming out of the gym a few weeks ago, freaked me out a little bit, yeah.
WhichIsIt
*Mistryous
beez428
It freaks me out too when newspapers can't spell headlines right.
ToasterDent
Even more freakout: "Mysterious Virus Kills 5 More Who Stop To Read Headline In Seattle"
iamthecomet
I'm in Seattle and I don't understand how they would think it's mysterious. We knew exactly what it was.
MrJimmyRustles
Yes, but we don't have extensive knowledge about the virus. E.G. Not yet clear how long the virus can stay dormant before symptoms are shown
This leads to conflicting recommendations on how long you should quarantine after being potentially exposed. Some say 14 days, others say 28
Yeah I guess I can see what they meant.
Drakhma
check your corners, might be ....PEOPLE, near by.
ThatQuietlySmirking
There's a Clicker just around the corner. I just know it.
Tanwolf
Don't forget to look around for TP too. That would be more handy than ammo for now.
genericanamoly
Did you know that toilet paper can be turned into a weapon? Or formed to rope strength and hang shit.
insanitycontinuum
You can use it to buy ammo after civilization and the economic system has collapsed
BuickRiviera
And first aid sprays, green/red herbs, and 9mm parabellum rounds.
Zerosixk
Is this that Outside game I keep hearing about?
bikergeek6249
The frame rate's awesome, but there's too much level grinding, and right now multiplayer mode has a serious bug that makes it unplayable.
LazySpider
A lot of people are camping in spots with good loot too
Tortoiseshell11
I think it is bugged right now, people are recommending that we stop playing.
hesbeginningtobelieve
They say a patch is coming in like 6 weeks but honestly with these devs it’s gonna be more like 14 months.
Andrea417
Where is this? It looks like the one in Portland Maine
Oh, the paper says Portland. That's funny that's where I live.
abbasnail
As a Portlander in Oregon, can confirm. It’s Maine.
bcomins211
Looks like the Casco bay station
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Okay but remember the picture on the newspaper because it might be a clue to a secret later on.
StarkRG
It's just set dressing, like posters on a wall or a corpse hanging from the ceiling.
Blackmetalhappiness
*Puzzle piece found. 1/4.*
BubblesTheFish
9, 7, 1, all circled in red ink... weird.
Blud4BludGod
Is the secret that we're all fucked?
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Or the flip side to that is that every paper you see in the game is exactly the same way
So this is it... this is the comment that gets me over 300K points
lookingOknaked
Nah it's just a collectable.
Better stick it in my inventory just in case.
Valaar
Yeah, better read it while licking your finger between each page
YoungJables
I have never understood licking your fingers to turn a page. I get the idea, it's just never been an issue for me.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Pages are delicious, you’re missing out.
JestPilot
Whispers in corona, *corona*
ScarecrowSticks
Or, you know, every item is important no matter if you're overencumbered and cannot run, or not
Drase333
That paper can’t be moved or affected by a nuke, it’s part of the level
Richter12x2
I have a thousand potions. I can't use them because I might need them more later!
If it's brewable, I'll use 15% of that inventory, maybe, 514,800 kept of ammo in New Vegas, though
wellthisjustgotinteresting
If something is essential and has weight that's bad game design.
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TheInvalidUsername
In BGS games, items that cannot be removed due to quests don’t apply their weights until they can be removed. Source: Me confused where 1/2
See, that's a great idea, the game just needs to tell you that up front.
The sudden extra 20 pounds of something was coming from after I finished Elder Knowledge in Skyrim.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
So what the fuck are you doing there? Pretending youre the main character dumbass?
WuWIns87
CASCO BAYYYYY!!!
Rodka209
You just cant go around spamming a, hoping to find - oh! 5 gold!
SpammaJamma
Life is like Myst. Full of puzzles that make you want to give up.
CountSonny
If you read the newspaper, you'll get +1 in Perception
Volaktil
Tip: Pay attention! You can complete side missions just by listening to conversations between other people
JadeNB1729
… from 6 feet away.
Jupman
I have been playing the division all week and there are logs of folks saying this is just the flu.
intolerable
Is this the plot from The Last of Us part II?
morgan0073
An infected coughed on the newspaper. This will kill you after all your saved games are passed this point.
pazuzu
+1 for Maine!!
linearcore
Empty room? You need a typewriter ribbon. Like, now.
AMRIV
Could be worse, at least there aren't weapons and ammo hanging around. Or even worse, a first aid kit.
TheSexInstructor
I haven't saved in a while, I'm screwed if I run out of hit points
yummylittledinosaur
That’s my idea of heaven. Actually.. maybe it is heaven. Shit. Have I... ?
ItsNeverOC
This is the bad place!
Hybris51129
If you are on Imgur then you are not in heaven.
+
yummylittledinosaur
tychog99
Each day of this pandemic makes it more and more clear how surprisingly accurate all those ganes were
JohnnieCroatia
Portland, Maine!
Grudgebearingmidget
The fucky one people forget is how Homefront (the FPS game) predicted the Fukushima disaster in one of it's collectibles months before.
SyrusDrake
https://twitter.com/catvalente/status/1240788741674893312
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Don’t touch that paper! Viruses stay on paper for a week or more.
pizzaparty
Pro-tip: Wear a dedicated pair of rubber gloves to get your mail, then bake those letters in the oven at 200F for 30mins to sanitize it.
pizzaparty
Make sure there's no plastic in there first, though. It could melt. The paper will be fine though.
copingcabana
I've had kidney stones for a month and been working from home. There's a large hand sanitizer on my desk. Good luck.
invisiblemaniac
The headline "Mystrious Virus Kills 5 more in Seattle" as I was coming out of the gym a few weeks ago, freaked me out a little bit, yeah.
WhichIsIt
*Mistryous
beez428
It freaks me out too when newspapers can't spell headlines right.
ToasterDent
Even more freakout: "Mysterious Virus Kills 5 More Who Stop To Read Headline In Seattle"
iamthecomet
I'm in Seattle and I don't understand how they would think it's mysterious. We knew exactly what it was.
MrJimmyRustles
Yes, but we don't have extensive knowledge about the virus. E.G. Not yet clear how long the virus can stay dormant before symptoms are shown
MrJimmyRustles
This leads to conflicting recommendations on how long you should quarantine after being potentially exposed. Some say 14 days, others say 28
iamthecomet
Yeah I guess I can see what they meant.
Drakhma
check your corners, might be ....PEOPLE, near by.
ThatQuietlySmirking
There's a Clicker just around the corner. I just know it.
Tanwolf
Don't forget to look around for TP too. That would be more handy than ammo for now.
genericanamoly
Did you know that toilet paper can be turned into a weapon? Or formed to rope strength and hang shit.
insanitycontinuum
You can use it to buy ammo after civilization and the economic system has collapsed
BuickRiviera
And first aid sprays, green/red herbs, and 9mm parabellum rounds.
Zerosixk
Is this that Outside game I keep hearing about?
bikergeek6249
The frame rate's awesome, but there's too much level grinding, and right now multiplayer mode has a serious bug that makes it unplayable.
LazySpider
A lot of people are camping in spots with good loot too
Tortoiseshell11
I think it is bugged right now, people are recommending that we stop playing.
hesbeginningtobelieve
They say a patch is coming in like 6 weeks but honestly with these devs it’s gonna be more like 14 months.
Andrea417
Where is this? It looks like the one in Portland Maine
Andrea417
Oh, the paper says Portland. That's funny that's where I live.
abbasnail
As a Portlander in Oregon, can confirm. It’s Maine.
bcomins211
Looks like the Casco bay station
Andrea417
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Okay but remember the picture on the newspaper because it might be a clue to a secret later on.
StarkRG
It's just set dressing, like posters on a wall or a corpse hanging from the ceiling.
Blackmetalhappiness
*Puzzle piece found. 1/4.*
BubblesTheFish
9, 7, 1, all circled in red ink... weird.
Blud4BludGod
Is the secret that we're all fucked?
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Or the flip side to that is that every paper you see in the game is exactly the same way
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
So this is it... this is the comment that gets me over 300K points
lookingOknaked
Nah it's just a collectable.
AMRIV
Better stick it in my inventory just in case.
Valaar
Yeah, better read it while licking your finger between each page
YoungJables
I have never understood licking your fingers to turn a page. I get the idea, it's just never been an issue for me.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Pages are delicious, you’re missing out.
JestPilot
Whispers in corona, *corona*
ScarecrowSticks
Or, you know, every item is important no matter if you're overencumbered and cannot run, or not
Drase333
That paper can’t be moved or affected by a nuke, it’s part of the level
Richter12x2
I have a thousand potions. I can't use them because I might need them more later!
ScarecrowSticks
If it's brewable, I'll use 15% of that inventory, maybe, 514,800 kept of ammo in New Vegas, though
wellthisjustgotinteresting
If something is essential and has weight that's bad game design.
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TheInvalidUsername
In BGS games, items that cannot be removed due to quests don’t apply their weights until they can be removed. Source: Me confused where 1/2
wellthisjustgotinteresting
See, that's a great idea, the game just needs to tell you that up front.
TheInvalidUsername
The sudden extra 20 pounds of something was coming from after I finished Elder Knowledge in Skyrim.