I can’t believe I’m saying this but I will gladly donate to Trump’s campaign. …for Israeli PM. I can’t think of any country more deserving of that asshole.
In case you actually decide to do that, could I perchance get you to hold Trump down and puke down into his mouth before your dead body collaps and pins him there (till he dies in your puke) ?
Umkontodon
You are in for a big surprise. As soon as you are useless to them they'll welcome you with spits and insults. So please go ahead and try.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Go on, get
GrumpyMe
Your vagina neck is getting bigger by the day. It's no wonder they say you are the biggest cunt ever .
Pardonmygarlicfarts
Venezuela is for Generalisimo Rubio
sbro11
Bojovnik84
NoMoreMorons
Being "abducted" by aliens turns out to be an actual rescue mission these days...
ibuycrap
Please go now.
afstephanieb12
They deserve him
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Please.
Go now.
breakingcode
Yeah, fucking go NOW.
Can we start a gofundme that he can only collect AFTER he's gone?
(as we know money is his one and only god)
AgamemnonsMemes
I fucking hate this timeline
cytherians
IDIOT.
He doesn't speak a lick of Hebrew. He's not Jewish. And he wasn't born in Israel. What a total fool.
GBMaker
You know what? You do that, Mr. President. Show them what it means to have you around.
hogeyegrex
Seriously. He could do for them what he’s done for us. They at least deserve it.
VoidForScreaming
How dare you! Right in front of my America First?!
fartyandbloated
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I will gladly donate to Trump’s campaign. …for Israeli PM. I can’t think of any country more deserving of that asshole.
perlninja
Please. Please do. Right now.
Gibblestick
Why wait, go now while your numbers are still high. Seriously, just fuck off somewhere else.
hexephant
After this he's going to Hell, where he can run for Prime Minister of Toenail Clippings Beach, on the shores of Rusty Razors Lake
tomgordon55
why wait go NOW
Grimmrog
what was the poll? your most unfavourite villain?
nimeton0
AyatollahBahloni
Everything about this sick bastard makes me want to puke myself to death with rage.
nnjd4zqrrq31415
Same!
Bombe
Channel that energy and puke _him_ to death!
jaggcomputing5
Off you go then.
Treforce
In case you actually decide to do that, could I perchance get you to hold Trump down and puke down into his mouth before your dead body collaps and pins him there (till he dies in your puke) ?
eromitlab
I'll give Turmp credit for one thing: he knows how to say the most asshole thing in every possible situation
Poppypoppoppop
F*cking aye. If he had a 'gift', this is it
MrOne2
It's a skill, I guess .. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZW5zbHNtdnE0bHFmaGtlZjM2NnBkNTZrZjRiNjY5NTZrYXk3NW4wNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Xe3lABXT9DDgkrdEyT/200w.webp
fartytowels
He’s nothing if not consistent!
subject6661
Its not consistence if it fets worse by the day
kriswinters
What he's really saying is that if things get hairy, or he loses the election, he'll run to Israel, who'll protect him from prosecution.
UncleMeaty
I doubt they will. President Trump is useful to them. Private citizen Trump isn't.
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
With his wads of grifted cash I’m sure there’s a place for him.
ostensiblystupid
1000%. The bastard is already in fight or flight mode over the midterms. This being said, that means he’s about as dangerous as ever.
I fully believe he will do everything he can get away with to suppress voter turnout, which will be a lot.
vonHoopla
Or just cheat some other way. Turnout suppression is far from the only way to steal an election XD