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Dec 31, 2017 11:45 AM
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Ginkawa
https://data.photofunky.net/output/image/d/c/7/4/dc7477/photofunky.gif
ShadDevil
I have just the Thing for you! https://imgur.com/zMqLtF8
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Sorry for saying this, but I just used this gif to ask my wife to cuddle with me. It made her happy. Me too.
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Go you!!
LeeEnby
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Thanks.
SpiderDetective
He goes by Shazam nowadays
us3dp1mp4
Me tó
Zombiemonki
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get enough dm's and challenges to the point where you won't miss it
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Most have been polite but live in another country
Zombiemonki
Well then I stand corrected ^.^
escalinci
Bit of a relief isn't it?
Goldenteckel
MasterPrime
contact reduces cortisol levels and increases oxytocin. It's calms us and generally leads to good sleeps.
FrontOfTheBackside
Cortisol Sucks
djmattquick
I’m in a wonderful caring marriage with my soul mate and cherish snuggles every morning and night. I can’t imagine life without her.
bonobohoboglo
As a newly single girl who just had her heart ripped out... FEELS. Fuck relationships, I’m 24 and already jaded
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
29 and with you in being jaded!
BigChunkyBubbles
32 here and same. Except the being a girl part.
lmsj
At pretend your next SO doesn’t like cuddling...it not that much different...
morsothekingofnothing
As a single guy, I would like to give u that for sure
asm80dfa8sdfj
As a single dude, I miss this more than anything from a relationship. If I could just go cuddle someone anytime I wanted, I'd be golden.
zipsline4
hutzel25
BurritoParty
We miss it too. Cuddling w a one night rando is just not an option.
sbrown24601
RIP your inbox
electronickss
She has a selfie on her profile too
sbrown24601
Oh snap, I didn't look. RIP inbox for sure!
OddSam93
As someone who identifies as a patchy helicopter, I really miss hovering.
SendMeTheTittiestOfPics
If that was on purpose that was funny. If not then I'm highly disappointed.
KhajiitIsPleased
Ditto
KurtHamster
A patchy? :) Was that on purpose?
jeeps005
hope it wasnt
AliensXenomorph
Patchy helicopter?
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DontEverMoveHere
Got me to chuckle with the spelling. It is the basic juxtaposition of him being, not a world class military killing machine but a cobbled...
OddSam93
Yeah, poor condition. I'm not as good as the fancy military helis.
sasaroo
Good recovery
DontEverMoveHere
No, an A Patchy Helicopter.
Tankynumnums
As a single man, there's a lot I miss but each year that passes that I'm single (4 now), my apathy for relationships increases.
Vectron
I wouldn't mind being in a relationship again, but I can't stand "dating". It just too much effort compared to the chance of success.
Tankynumnums
I completely agree with you there. There's all these new unspoken rules now with people. Not to mention the level of expectation most have.
Tankynumnums
Might mention I've been single pretty much most of my life and the second half I don't expect to be any different.
AntigravityHamster
I'm afraid I'm too broken to ever have this again.
CommanderPiglet
:P if you were whole, then no one could fit together with yeah! never give up never surrender!
AntigravityHamster
I have no reason to be so optimistic, unfortunately. But thanks for the thought. :)
CommanderPiglet
But that's the best part! we need peoples like you. :) never wish for anything, but always take what you want! muhuiahahah
Deurker
And as a single man with Tourette’s and autism Iv never done this.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I don't even have those and same boat.
RedStarBeograd
Stay strong brother.
AntigravityHamster
Only did it once, wish I never had. Missing it is so much harder than never having had it. I know that doesn't make wanting it easier though
monalistic
tbh I love being single but sometimes this is the place to be. Feels like home, safe and cozy. Plus, the neck is where men smell best!
GTimgur
Your nose is FREEZING! ...but okay I guess this is nice.
GetYourAssToBed
Manly ditto. Good luck this year.
obarium
I didn't really like how Chuck ended... OH! You mean intimacy? Yeah, me too.
pieter42
Chuck sucked. Sorry, but I hated that show.
Kvothefefe
HairgelAddict
andthedicestoppedrolling
I didn't hate it, although I am fond of bittersweet endings. Maybe Chuck should have compiled a new intersect filled with their time 1/
andthedicestoppedrolling
together, as much of their relationship he could find. It would take a few years but in the end it would work and he finally gets something2
andthedicestoppedrolling
good from the intersect
idontliketheclonebone
He kinda did, the final intersect was supposed to somehow restore her memories, but he used it to defuse the bomb instead
andthedicestoppedrolling
Its been quite some time since I've seen it. Guess I forgot about that
Taxicab0428
That final season was 100% unnecessary.
NRXNext
LadyArrow
Dude, I screamed at the t.v. when it ended. Steamed my vegetables lemme tell you!
Averagestumbler
I loved the ending... I like the bittersweet though! Seriously one of my faves.
HaveScotchWillTravel
Anything after season 4 didn’t count to me
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
The ending bugged me too. After so much amazingness
dachicken
My friend Ben was an assistant editor on the show. I have a final season wrap party heavy jacket in the closet. Enjoyed the 1st 2 seasons.
jimmythehat1
Can you show us a picture of it?
knarlygoat
What.
dachicken
The TV show Chuck, which is what the clip is from I assume. And I'm the one who enjoyed 1st couple seasons, dunno about him.
connectingthedots
There is a Chuck movie in the making that is supposed to pick up after the series finale.
IDunkedMyTesticlesInMayo
I hope so :3
TheAllAmericanAsshole
From what I read, Zachary Levi is willing to do a movie, but doesn't have a script or the rights from warner bros
ibrokemyselflmao
He's a little too jacked now for it ....
MijoB
He is working on a script as a hobby of sorts, but right now he is preoccupied with the Shazam movie.
connectingthedots
You're right. I read about it a couple months ago and back then it sounded more solid, since then I hadn't checked for updates.
AliensXenomorph
As a single man, I hate everything in the world.
JustDontCare
Here here.
boopitybapity
Can confirm
TheSlackerKing
same, girl left me at the start of the month. i miss her like crazy. especially the cuddles and how she liked my light layer of fluf.
LaughingSeraphim
And that is why you're single. Those who do best without the joy of a woman do best with the burden of one.
charkleman
Same.
CommanderCaribou
Me.too man
Bonsaipanda
As a small panda, I eat bamboo.
stephanthe8th
Same
drNutty
as a married man i hate everything in the world
fluortanten
As a married father of two, I also hate everything. I think it's part of the y chromosome.
ilovemyslippers
Even Cheese?
senortrombone13
Literally Lol'ed
Drivingatank
Maybe stop bursting through chests, you might see more than arterial spray and space ship walls?
hammerfix
i was first like what and then i read the username. +1
nj23dublin
But look on the bright side
EarloftheInlandEmpire
As a married man with kids, I envy you
Nikolai5
The grass is always greener. You are only remembering the good times of being single not the bad.
Chilipaul811
Preach
langri
E-even me? But... I'm so likeable!
PizzaRollsAreTheBestSnack
I don’t really have a response but I was upvote 420
BGonz
You you get it. Keep on hating brother✊
AckAckAcknowledged
Just fell in love....feels insanely good. Hold on man, color is out there.
sendbooze
SilverBalls
What's this from? What movie?
thepotbot
Hot tub time machine, cannot recommend enough. Part 2 is utter shit tho.
DarthSlappy
spacestationnumberfive
Glorious!
7thor8thcaw
As a non-single man with a new baby and a gf who's mad at me about the cat, trust me that single isnt so bad sometimes. Precious freedom
Rkhbusa
Sweet precious freedom, freedom to whatever I want whenever I want...alone
iactualylikenickelback
The wife was just talking about having a dream for the first time since baby was born last night. I remember when I had dreams too.......
7thor8thcaw
We all share the same pain brother.
TheLapse
Personally, I think the saying “the grass is always greener on the other side” comes to play
energ1ze
As a married man of 10 years..what's freedom like? Happy but married very young.
wavinggrass
I was with my high school sweetheart for 6 years and nearly married her. I broke up with her 1.5 yrs ago. Not sure freedom is worth it yet
tweek0423
All I read was "happy but not" lol
37PiecesOfFlair
The grass is always greener brah. All of my married friends envy my single existence. They forget about the crushing loneliness though :(
MesserAuditore
Key word there is 'sometimes'. Being single gets old after a couple years, especially when a dry spell is involved.
dachicken
since wife died in 2003 here. dry spell by choice but once in a while meh. 'cept that lesbian ex-wife of ex-roommate at late wife's NY cousi
dachicken
4/4 which was interesting
Laaub
Can confirm. That being said the financial freedom is wonderful.
quattroformaggix4
Single with enough money for half a house makes having an earning partner appeal as well. For much more than the financial boost obviously.
ArtOzz
Have to ask, whats wrong with the kitty?
7thor8thcaw
10 day old baby, cat sprayed on bathroom rug and got out same day, came back 2 days later and i wont let him back in now cause of said baby.
SisterSinister
Let the cat in, what is wrong with you?
7thor8thcaw
I have no idea where it's been. I have a 10 day old baby, what's wrong with you?
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Yeah, I mean fuck the newborn kid, let's focus on the damn cat.
blacknsilver86
Get where he's coming from. Certain things about cats=very unhealthy for people, especially w/weak immune systems. And if it's an asshole...
TheBoysInTheLab
Sounds like it just pushed out a baby. You have to give it a few weeks off after that. Even then it never really comes back to what it was.
UltraBooster
Zing
quattroformaggix4
Yikes. If imma have one, I’ll get it yanked outta my bellybutton. Who cares if my bellybutton loses its clenchability?
sendmenudibranchs
Same, girl. My bedtime routine currently includes snuggling a pillow and sighing heavily until I wear myself out and fall asleep.
emjaysea
Wear yourself out, eh? Go on.
sendmenudibranchs
Poor phrasing on my part
hackller
as a married man, i hate going to bed and having my legs used as a foot warmer!
UltraBooster
Does this happen to other people? Can we start a group?
hackller
yes! we could call it ' the anti-leg warmer club'
UltraBooster
The cold foot remedy club
bachnessmonsta
buy a dog nub
TheJokeFlewOverMe
What's a dog nub
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I Have 2
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Get a third
bachnessmonsta
then ur good
UltraBooster
I think there are certain things you do with a human that you wouldnt do with a dog
mkyner
*legally
Oblivious12
Dogs are the solution to all problems. Buy a mastiff or a great dane. Have them be a lapdog as a puppy.
bongles
Do they also take up 75% of the bed?
iliketrainsandbananas
Sooo u are single?
sinjinh
https://imgur.com/vHQyYch
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Yup!
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Would you be interested in being briefly sodomized by a hairy fat man old enough to be you father?
WeezyWee
‘Briefly’
NothingthatIcanthinkof
Rip your inbox
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I can't tell who is more thirsty, the man or the woman.
iliketrainsandbananas
Wanna come over? I have pizza and stuff
Sfinski
Can I come over too?
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
We are probably a little far apart. I'm in Australia
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ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I'm in Nsw
UltraBooster
Ok dont lie, is this actually a koala?
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I've been caught. Damnit
iliketrainsandbananas
Maby i am in australia too? Nahhh just kidding i dont like spiders and that stuff
BllackViper
Plot twist op is actually Yvonne Strahovski visiting family
LeSmelborpOfImgur
Wait. Mee too! Which state?
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I'm from the NSW FNC
RiddSann
Well Happy new Year ya crazy Aussie lady !
Crazyaudit
As a married man I also miss this.
teahouseoftheaugustmoon
:(
FloridaIsTooHot
Agreed
Clarhilary
I ended my rel'ship because he wasn't touchy-feely. And thats something I found I needed.
chuparosa20
My husband snuggles me every night until our body heat is unbearable and we fight to get the prime fan spot. I miss my own bed lol
sasuke619675
Ha, I replied the same. Married life is not all it is cracked up to be, that's for sure.
Crazyaudit
Preach brother.
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
As a married man, this is a nightly occurence for me.
Gingerteal
Female, in the same boat.
derekjohn
So true, so true
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Broken08
I'm gonna say yes it is times a million
nmeunier
I sure know what that's like. Going on 5 years in a sexless marriage (out of 33 years). No hope that'll change until I die.
PedanticAsshat
I stopped counting at a decade.
nmeunier
Wow, gotta be rough. Was it ever good for you?
SurfSwitch
Formerly married, 10 years divorced, never as lonely now as I was when I was married. Nothing against it, but it's not for me.
metalheadmafia
ConfuMeister
Talk to her about it. Tell her how you feel. Some problems could be solved very easily.
MelodiousDissonance
God, is this all marriage is, slowly becoming depressed and stop loving one of the things that was your world, I never see anything else :(
BlackTieStraightjack312
Might I suggest Focus on the Family? You're not the same ppl you were when you got married. Continue to get to know & cherish each other
bbnestea
Never stop dating. Finished a seven year relationship because of this. Now I’m a three year and still doing the little things
NorseGod222
Man, this is sad but true.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Do you no longer find each other attractive?
CaptainJumpToConclusion
Too real
TacoKahleesi
This makes me sad...I can't imagine not cuddling my hubby at night :(
Energytwo
It takes work dude.
Phoelix
DAMNIT, you got there before I could.
justwannarunaway
I’m sorry about your arms man, what happened
happytreeleaf
I’m getting out of mine this year. I’ll be poor and lonely, but I’m lonely in my marriage anyway.
GetThePoopKnife
Right there with you. It’s so painful feeling lonely when you’re sharing a life with someone
nursestacy
I just did it. It was worth it.
btray
Dilly dilly
txtmylife
We're like boxers. Once were done mixing it up, we like to go to our own corners. And the rounds never last more than 3 min. 1/2
txtmylife
From Rules of Engagement but its prty much us. But we're ok with it. We snuggle outside the bedroom more often.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
.
FrustratedMan
Yup. It's pretty much a one way street now I try and get no reciprocation.
TrickyMick
Likewise
kissmyassets
Never understood this. Takes two to tango. Show effection. MAKE TIME FOR THEM. You love her, show it. Same goes for ladies.
kissmyassets
Even if I'm not in the mood, if my guy is horny, I will try to make him happy. If it leads to sex...then it leads to sex.
Voggix
Right, because I'm sure the guy hasn't tried that hundreds of times...
kissmyassets
If you have tried 100+ times it needs to be addressed. Relationships take effort, consideration. See what works for them. Help clean.
Voggix
I like when assholes assume the guy isn't helping in every way possible...
kissmyassets
Well. I'm not an asshole, I'm sure most do everything they can fathom to satisfy. Sometimes it is the simple things overlooked.
kissmyassets
Sometimes showing appreciation like a back rub can lead to other things. Girls like to feel like their guy still finds them worth chasing.
nmeunier
... and laughed at my opinions. She put me in such financial debt that I'll never be able to dig out of. The flavor is out of the gum.
nmeunier
... She did everything possible to kill intimacy. Wouldn't get out of her scrubs when she got home from work, put me down constantly...
nmeunier
If my wife paid me for every back/foot rub I gave her, I'd be rich. After 30+ years, it's the only physical contact I'll allow between us...
Voggix
Again - assuming everything. Have you considered that since it's 90% guys with this complaint that it might be a female issue?
kissmyassets
Assume? You mean years of girl talk and being a woman means nothing? Actual experience in this matter from female perspective?
kissmyassets
I have considered all angles.That is common issues for both sides. I speak with my guy. It is crucial. YOU assume. You like to feel superior
RedRhubarb
As someone in a relationship, i feel you.
sasuke619675
I agree. If it is already happening and you need that physical relationship, and taking has not helped, do it. Will only get worse. Before
sasuke619675
2 it's too late and you have kids. You only live once
ohdearohdearohdeer
Your partner should be your best friend and your lover. If they're one and not the other, then they are something else.
hihellohowdoyoudo
We have a baby between us I bed most of the time. Best/worst? Birth control ever!
MajorD3rp
InsufferablePedant
Nothing like a sight risk of infanticide to kill the mood, amirite?
Crazyaudit
Ah yes. Been there.
HillOfBeans
But doesn’t that baby and your warm intimacy as a family also bring you joy? I loved that part of early parenthood.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Of course they bring joy! But ask young parents about sleep deprivation. This takes some joy off of it.
hihellohowdoyoudo
Yes! I might not get as many hugs from my husband, but we both snuggle that baby as much as she can take!
QuamvisSintSubAqua
I still wonder how 2nd babies are made
kabikaz
Family and friends breathing down their neck about how "single kids are weird" "you need the other gender!" "It's selfish to have one!"
Crazyaudit
The stork?
PaulieCarbone
Marriage ALWAYS changes things, but sometimes the change is a little too wide...
firefighter26
I haven't started counting in years yet, still get it the odd time every other month it seems. Time to invest in a third party subcontractor
Broken08
As a firefighter....same here. I dislike the idea of using a subcontractor on a job, but sometimes shit needs to get done
firefighter26
Before someone bitches, it's a running joke between us. We DO discuss this problem as adults and have made progress for both of us.
UltraBooster
Where are all these married women? In some other forum talking bout "Day600: today breaks my previous record of no physical contact."
Misora
No joke most of the married women I know who have experienced periods of no physical contact wouldn't have time to be on Imgur because 1/
trexasaur
This is such a good point. Intimacy falls by the wayside when you're burning the candle at both ends.
Voggix
This is such horseshit. There a lots of guys out there doing equal share or more and you never hear about that "killing their drive"
Misora
90% of housework while working a full time job. 'Babysitting' while she makes dinner or putting clothes in the laundry basket aren't enough
Misora
they literally are overworked past the point of having any time for themselves. Nothing kills the mood like doing 100% of child care and 2/
Jendilla
Preach!!!
UltraBooster
So they have husbands who just lay in bed all day i suppose?
Misora
No, the husbands are working too. But they both put in 8-10 hrs at work and then the wife does another 6 at the hours. Put it this way 1
Misora
one set of friends had 6 month old twins. Mom averaged about 4 hours of sleep a night since birth. Dad complained his COD ranking fell X pts
soulscore
Me to I'm 12 years in :(
hogie4ever
5 years here... sucks
NQA1
Try 34 pal.
UltraBooster
Get a divorce if she doesnt want to be with you.
TheRandomLibrarian
Moved last year and now I have a separate bedroom for myself.
noparkingzone
Just shy of 12 years.... We still front snuggle every morning. You need to talk about this :(
SimonDesrosiers
Yes you need to, and if your not capable by yourself, make a therapy. This is the most profitable thing I've done to my couple. Worth every$
Crazyaudit
8 down.
HarryHobo97
Christ, this is depressing.
SkywardSoldier
For real, I’m engaged and don’t get this. I’m depressed now.
FrontOfTheBackside
Rethink... I didn't cause I was waiting till marriage and figured it would change. If genuine human desire is there, it is Evident.
Crazyaudit
Happy New year? ????
HarryHobo97
Happy New Year :)