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Jan 9, 2021 10:34 PM
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#levity #funny
mdzmdz
Rovylern
HerrGack
Wololo!!!
FireSolvesProblems
If they joined forced they could call themselves the Kruds.
Hismomoness
What- like a *blue* spider? Get it off!
aSuspiciousPanda
More like the red coats and americans am I right?
csullivan
boostcreep
I don’t think I’ve seen the original source. Thank you!
Iatesomecoffeecups
justfillingthespace
"Do you know how to use that thing?" "Of course I know how to use it! What's not to understand about swish-swish-stab? It's a fuckin sword."
NVGoddesscottage
Or remember how the red coats would March out in the open while American rebels hid in trees and didn’t play by their rules?
BubblesTheFish
Wait, that's illegal!
NonstopRampage
What is this, Warcraft?
PTNLemay
Halo
PaulTomblin
Shit up, Caboose.
jammer909
Red vs. Blue. It always comes down to that.
dm22b
Blue and Grey seems more like it.
bekkayya
♫ Its Red vs Red and Blue vs Blue, its I against I and me against you ♫ https://youtu.be/0WLyPzJMywQ
CmpltBlsht
Imagine if the police had actually shown up.
GoliathSkittles
MikeKeyser
ok, but dibs on pyroland goggles
Rawmeat95
I'll be taking the Phlogistinator Flare Gun and Volcano Fragment because if I'm fighting Nazis I want to break a few Geneva Conventions
MikeKeyser
I made up a video game weapon once. it's called The Mass Atrociter. It shoots a shotgun blast of radioactive napalm, now with agent orange
MikeKeyser
agent orange, oh god T****'s new nick name.
ConstantReader
GCRust
MAGAhadists: "You're sure this will work?" Rudy: "I have no idea!"
PoppaBigBear
I keep telling people this is republicans vs democrats, red vs blue, bloods vs crypts, but most of all, divide and conquer
RenaissanceFaireMan
Munchman347
Last time it was Blue and Grey, it's gonna have the same outcome this time too!...
MikeKeyser
bloods and crips see a bunch of rednecks shooting at each other and ask, "is that what we look like? I quit"
HappyBanjoGuy
What if we got the leaders wearing red and the leaders wearing blue, mixed them together on an uninhabited island, and called it “Marooned”?
MamaToACatahoula
wadatahmydamie
Blue & green - the military isn’t inherently liberal, but the overwhelming majority are Americans and Patriots. They’ll squash the Trumpers.
sheanar
The new season of Red vs Blue is gonna be lit
Dachsmeisterin420
Weren’t this the color scheme of the American revolution
Warbunny5000
This makes me miss blood gulch.
TorisArt
Hey noobie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?!
ConstantReader
Braymakes
Snipe the driver, snipe the gunner, snipe that poor fool who thinks he's gonna make it on foot.
poscduke
Is it a blue fuzzy spider?
Ribb
7thor8thcaw
I loved the Blood Gulch Chronicles, but felt like the story really took off after. The season where Doc was a prisoner brought the lulz.
CrunchyBug
This makes me piss blood and mulch
DeucesMongooses
My name is Michael J Caboose and I. HATE. BABIES
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
If I can’t see them...they can’t see me.
AndWeShallCallItThisLand
Did you just call my girlfriend a cow??
DeucesMongooses
I think he called her a slut
lildog21
Timeline? Time is not made of lines, it is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Or it is a key, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
CarlottaVonSprockett
SHIIIIEEEELLAAAAAAA
Stretch5678
Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!
MastrBaker
I'm rewatching it. On season 15 over like 3 days. I love this friggin show
darkhalfbreed
Its all down hill from there
MastrBaker
Its all on YouTube for free
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
15 seasons?! Dude. I remember waiting for season one episodes to release O.o
MastrBaker
18 seasons now, I've rewatched it too many times, and always had a great time!
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
what are they even *doing??*
MastrBaker
Some super crazy shit.
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Tex walked up to him, pulled jimmys skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Kept screaming “Bloody murder! Bloody murder!”
BipolarPenguin3
That doesn’t sound physically possible...
DarthPiette
That's what he said!
Igotthemeatsweats
What show?
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Red vs Blue
MastrBaker
Red Vs Blue. They used the halo games to make a show. Just give it a try, even if you never played. Each season is around 2 hours.
Igotthemeatsweats
Awesome thank you
MastrBaker
Short burst comedy that is quite effective. The first season might be slow, but they aren't on their 18th season for no reason.
TheGreatSynan
I'm a few years behind, but I used to watch the new episode every week. If I find some time I need to catch up
fromxtor
Armed liberals?
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
I'm very liberal and own my own gun.
ChronoDigger
I always love it when the far right learn that liberals actually own firearms. It just shows they follow a narrative, not reality.
HolyCowDoNotEat
There are plenty of armed liberals. They just don’t make it their entire personality, unlike some simple folk I know.
backrideup9
We're not liberals. We're just not going to let nazis run free in our country. Unless that makes us liberal, then fuck me, I guess.
EmanonInverse
Liberal servings of justice!
sashisushi
Oh honey ?
Ialwayslookhungover
Yeah what you need?
Iatesomecoffeecups
Do you think that just because someone practices basic discipline with a firearm that they must not own one?
datphone777365
Almost as funny as being cucked by a discount tan loser who lost to a guy named sleepy by a "land slide" huh?
wadatahmydamie
Y’all motherfuckers said the same thing before getting your asses beat in the civil war. World War II as well.
datphone777365
Dont forget 2020 election and every single suit about it being fake, save for the one where their observers could stand closer! Lol fuckin a
EmanonInverse
Buddy, in a battle of wits, republicans are unarmed. Besides, loads of liberals have guns, they just don't make it their personality, Fucko.
clarkWhogotsanity
Exactly, any many more have become armed because of what has been going on in the country over the last 4 ywars
wakar1ma5en
Is there still an ammo shortage?
EmanonInverse
Actual? I dunno. Moral? Against this enemy? You'll never run out.
ILiekToCookAndBake
I got like.. 250 of 9mm and a box of bird shot for my break action. I'll defend my insulin!
Repostradamus
All the people trying to stockpile now are years too late. But to answer your question, yes.
Floofyboi318
This pisses me off, those republicans should of been attacked like the BLM people and the BLM people should of been left to their>
JoeSith
The right finally acted like the left and everyone loses their minds.
MrHaveANiceDay
I forgot about the time BLM was within 60 seconds of killing the VP and senators
micheaBandit
That is so TRUE.
OperationRustysBlanket
That’s what they wanted though. They need to be martyrs and victims to justify themselves
namtrohs
I was more offended by the lack of resistance (when compared to the BLM protests) than the actual riot.
Floofyboi318
Perfectly legal peaceful protesting instead of being attacked
MatrimBloodyCauthon
It's easy to see who's on the right side of history. Agreed.
datphone777365
Ahem.
nakashima97
*cough* *cough*
datphone777365
Ahhh rona!
Abfallkonto
“Should’ve” or “should have”, but never “Should of”
Floofyboi318
Sorry, I was never good at grammar
Abfallkonto
That’s ok, it’s never too late!
Anarchduke
I guess he should of learned it better
MikeKeyser
O.K. or okay, but never ok. Just kidding. Bonus trivia: Old Kinderhook was President Martin Van Buren's nickname. It was a campaign slogan
donteatlegoplease
Yes it is of