Sausage Heist

Jul 30, 2026 1:54 AM

Devi8tor

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A successful hunt

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Score!

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He has a family to feed, you saw nothing!

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There's something mischievously extra-cute about a cat with a heist haul in its mouth. It's like the :3 face, but fuller.

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Alternate comment: That fluffy cat getting pets is DEFINITELY the mastermind of the heist, and they deserve more scritches!

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No we didn’t just see that.

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There was a feral cat that I gave low sodium chicken hotdogs to feed her babies. She would come grab them and bring them back to her den a couple times a day.

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I never sausage a thing

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👍

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Angry upvote and stuff.

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Würst pun ever.

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That reveal was *chef's kiss*

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What’s the charge?! Eating a succulent cheesiemac meal?

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Not the feetsies too! 🤣

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Is this that weiner maxing that I keep hearing about?

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https://youtu.be/ZI8jjbhm4OE Badum badum.

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“Fuck your barbecue.”

-Cat

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Oh, You saw me! Well, I don't give a f*ck!

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You got a hot dog, buddy?!

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"I'm gonna pretend this is the new york knicks."

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“Welp, see you guys later. I gotta go buy hot dogs. We keep running out for some reason.”

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"But I wasn't around for a long time. A year later, my body reacted to a frozen hot dog, and I died of septic shock. I became the face of internal hot dog defrosting."

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I'd like some sausages. Would the cat fight me if I tried to take the bag?

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Barter for it. Put out some Catnip. If they drop the sausages and go for the nip, consider it yours!

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The cat carries a package of pain and death. Blood, kidney, pancreas, stomach suffer. One sausage are enough to cause serious stomach problems and pain.

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wow really? Is it the salt or something?

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pancreas dont like that much fat. infllammation and pain. Later its kidneys agaisnst salt, but first stomach problems , vomiting and diarrhea. Odysse in pain and suffer.

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Garlic and onion mess up the blood. More pain. And spices - made for humans, not cats. Pain - vomiting and diarrhea.

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It's the Pink Panther theme by Blake Edwards.
Onlinevideos.­click is a scam ad site, use https://youtu.be/ZI8jjbhm4OE

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The music in this video isn't the Pink Panther theme song. If you look at the way, the camera tracks the cat, you will see the camera ANTICIPATES its motions and zooms in & out as the cat moves.

Watch the fur when the cat's paw stops, you'll see characteristic stripes and spots and that change positions a lot with extremely small movements.

Generating a video like this is extremely easy with software called SORA.

You will notice there are no human fingers or faces or clear text.

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There was a (now deleted) comment linking to the Pink Panther theme via the scam ad site I mentioned.

I don't know what you are commenting on, but for me video #1 ends with a human hand (including fingers) petting a second cat, albeit seen very briefly.

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