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Apr 23, 2020 10:08 PM
mrphilbain12
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gaggmaggot
PureOdio
Polite reminder that Jesus fashioned a whip, flipped tables, and ran salesmen and moneylenders out of the temple, declaring them thieves.
lavendergirl
They cut him off NOW?!!!
Crasher2003
Targe0
Someone should really arrest him for fraud.
DownUnderAussie
These ‘people’ need, no deserve, to die...!!!
tigermom909127001
"I don't trust that Bill Gates, but I'll send guy all my money."
pjCookieHero
terrylovesyogurt99
This gif is so hot right now
rockfireman
More like
servingmytimeinusersub
Didn't he already do time?
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
Yes. And then "apologized" and wrote a book to explain everything and tell his side of the story. Absolute fraud.
Bumbleoni
*Back to jail
iamdanman
If only
theoreocow
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
Again.
Astrogod07
Beat me to it
Astrogod07
Also, who the fuck downvoted this? He's literally been to jail for fraud.
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
Thanks friend. You're right, was simply stating as a fact. Saw family get duped by his fraudulent ilk and I think he should be stopped.
newsguycraigevans
That would be nice
BruteSquad
Don’t go covering up that big head of yours, Jimmy!
Arthurtwoshedsjackson
Fucking rapist
fnordy
I thought this dude learned his lesson like, 30 years ago. I can't believe this dude went through all that scandal and is still that stupid.
dnsbubba
Grifters gonna grift.
ActionJohnnie
Con man’s gonna con
Nerubin
First time I ever saw "grifter". Thank you for expanding my vocabulary!
BatmanOSX
Hippb
There will always be bad people, but there are also ways that we can help reduce how many people turn to these tactics
pbrtallboy
And shifters gonna shift...Amen brother
kiwiingaround
Do alligators alligate?
tameyer
Allegations say yes.
ChunkOfJuice
Condors gonna congregate
417ugk
My uncle was in the federal penitentiary with this clown.
Quenya3675
Why isn't he in Trump's cabinet?
Pentjotal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYE5Lipyh_Q
RedLanternGrodd
Starting to get real tough watching the scum play the game while I struggle
IrinaPalm
Scum has existed since man has existed.
RedLanternGrodd
You're right I'm just being a cry baby
IrinaPalm
A little bit. It's aggravating but it's not going to stop. People are desperate for a solution and that is what he literally banks on.
Copperbrat
People actually go to prison for practicing medicine without a license. Why don't these cunts ever get sent up? Oh yeah. "Religion".
JiffyGee
Isn’t there a company that you can literally send poo to people?
Nunyajonesinc
Wasn't he in prison?
Khrome
Oh my, yes. For fraud! Go figure.
kellyxx
Yes. Got out years ago.
Nunyajonesinc
Man people are dumb
kellyxx
LOL very
MonoclesAndManacles
For fraud, yep.
Dadto5
Don't worry I'm sure Trump will give him a medal also
IrinaPalm
Some evangelists have stopped supporting Trump.
Darkspire
And a pardon
Affablesea9917
This dude needs to hurry up and die
mooncactus
Even if he does there are unfortunately many others like him
beforetherewerememes
But the others aren’t as... natural a con? This guy is gifted. In the worst way.
mooncactus
Yeah. Kenneth Copeland is pretty bad too
zarathon
There are 2 ready to take his place.
briham86
Best proof against the existence of God: fuckers like this ain’t spontaneously combusted.
Chikanboo
God ain't Zeus God gets his after you die and the way I see it he hates wolves in Shepherd's clothing
guitarfourtysix
Problem is, it's proof of the Devil.
theguywiththevoice
Can't we throw the fucker into federal pound-him-in-the-ass prison?
guitarfourtysix
Alleluia !
evilspyre
He was in jail for 5 years a while back, should have left him in there to rot though.
Nunyabidness13406
Wheres your God now?
MEATCASTLE
Rosie2003
Mmm, a bucket of cream-based soup sent through the mail!
docelderptsd35
Um jail time?
johnsquared1829
mangrovia
They both nailed it
friendsofsandwiches
Oh I don't know... SATAN?
licmasack
Now the outside resembles the inside ...
jesuisgur
That's, that's a photoshop, right ?
YayItsMillerTime
Twomangocats
Is that really her?!?
hockeyham
Yes right before she died from cancer
YourHuckleBee
tylerPumpkinTraveler
I never know when this is funny but I’m gonna try now
PrivateEntrance
NotSoTinyT
Where is this from
dennydorko
Saturday Night Live, I believe the March 28, 1987 episode. Bakker has been scamming people so long SNL roasted him in the 80s.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Looks like Phil hartman and Jan hooks from snl
Nubasaur
wow i forgot all about jan hooks.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
She was great as the tour guide at the Alamo
konelhft
SNL presumably
hushhadewijch
It is. I believe that’s Jan Hooks and Phil Hartman
johnsquared1829
All the people who responded before I did are correct. Part of a Dana Carvey Church Lady bit IIRC.
NoOneLikesYourSelfies
His wife needs to leave the botox and plastic surgeon alone
MomJokes
But that’s why he needs the checks!
reverendbonobo
Is that his wife? I thought he'd taken up a side gig as a ventriloquist.
FloppyFingers
ok, so whats the link for me to donate?
Ididnothaverelationswiththatman
Send it to me. I have a guy.
bitemychinhairs
I’m that guy. Send it to me.
Ididnothaverelationswiththatman
I am your guy, friend~
MetaSomma
I'm not your friend, guy
pointbarsghost
I'm not your guy, pal.
mrphilbain12
Phew...glad i wasn't the only one... oh wait
ASmackofHamSTL
He can't take credit card donations, just cash. Or magic beans. Or a snarky note. The Jim Bakker Show, PO Box 7330, Branson MO 65615
shiyal
I need to send him some rice and beans. Then he can eat thru this apocalyptic event.
JT1984
Glitter bombs...
Gooberiffic
Can I send him used condoms and dirty underwear?
DanFendi
No, this instead: https://pranksanonymous.com/product/glitter-bomb/
RPhilbin83
Only one way to find out!
Kyrorayne
So you're into Seed based tithes too?
casbott
MasterGed
No but you can send him elephant shit and glitter bombs
YesitisOtherBarryYesitiss
Or a flaming bag full of poop!
CaptCupcake
He called the shit poop!!
YesitisOtherBarryYesitiss
Thank you CupcakePants I was waiting for this
Gooberiffic
Fire doesn’t mail well. But I hear Ted Kazynski might have a tip or two.
billyb13
Why doesn’t his God provide for him?
jackwagon311
He already has 2 boats and a helicopter
globalt38
“It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer, but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’
TehpenIsmytier
No that's the wrong scripture, that proves them wrong
Burke616
I left Christianity before they gave me the secret decoder ring to tell me which verses to listen to and which to ignore.
Imalwaysready
God does provide for him. He filled the country with superstitious rubes.
OffTheGrid99
“I sent a boat and a helicopter!”
Copperbrat
His god does provide for him. It's called "tithes" from his moronic followers.
DukeDarkwood
IrinaPalm
God is providing. A bunch of dumb ass people with money.
kiara8942000
He did. He made a bunch of idiots for him to bilk.
fozzibab
Because god doesn't exist.
tootiredtosleeptootiredtonotsleep
God is providing him those idiots
chinaPieCreator
His God is Satan, in fact these two give Satan a bad name
randtasm
God knows his shitty credit score..
bangbang909
Because there is no god.
Weblord
Sshh! Don't tell anyone. There is no god.
Duros62
Why doesn't his God smite him?
muse1
He just did. God provided him with sustenance through abuse of power to give him a chance at redemption. And now, justice is coming in hot.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Sadly, if people won't accept god doesn't exist by now, they never will. Mankind is doomed.
MumenRiderClassBadassRank1
I think you can extract god from religion in a productive way. It's just that almost all monotheists are also "religuous"
bruhdudebruh
As long as evidence is provided then people will believe. If a god was actually present no one would doubt his existence. But there is >
bruhdudebruh
No such evidence. Religion is only used to control the population. They teach you to obey. Not to think.
MomJokes
I’m not religious. But don’t compare this trash with people of religion. He’s a grifter.
Tralinlu
Religious here. The dude in this post follows the religion of "Capitalism".
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Tralinlu
Are they? The ones I know help feed and shelter homeless, support third-world development programs, and leaders have modest incomes.
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Tralinlu
I mostly known Lutherans (the progressive ones). The leaders I know all donate back into support systems from their incomes as well.
muse1
You’re projecting. They do charity, moral and character development, outreach, and education, not all are scams.
crazymojomonkey
snarky and so well thought out..almost vaguely original.
MomJokes
I get he’s a grifter of religious people. He’s the absolute scum of the earth.
needtwoknow
He's a grifter of simple minded people. And the scum of the Earth.
TheNeub
He exists because churches did to hide their spendings from the public. Churches don’t have to file 990 forms, unlike every other non-profit
MomJokes
I’m well aware. I went to a legit church as a kid. I have so much respect for that pastor. Mega churches and grifters should pay taxes.
MomJokes
They’ve made themselves a business. They are not free of taxation. That law exists for a reason though. There’s a lot of good churches
dlmlnawltoe
This guy manages to exist in the mysterious nether regions of American stupidity. Kind of like Trump
pdhackley
That’s Branson!
asconsistentasamodahahahaha
I am amused
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
ShawnCurtis
Dude had been at this since the 80s. I remember his tv shows with Tammy Faye. Tried to start a commune and sold fake real estate.
ShawnCurtis
Did some time for fraud if I remember correctly. Fleeced lots of people outta their savings. A sucker is born every minute.
TheNeub
We tend to call them evangelicals.
chuckles11
Y’all-queda
PaladinAstro
I'm more a fan of "heretics."
EvilPidgey
xact4412
Best of luck with your psychological disorder friend. TDS is no joke.
newsguycraigevans
trump called the virus a hoax & did nothing for 2 months, his failure is killing Americans, yet you defend him. I question your patriotism
abefromansausagekingofchitown
On Feb 29th, Anthony Fauci said just go about daily habits, don't need to worry about this virus but yet you keep only blaming one person?
splinja
Sauce plz
Plamf
If trump's supporters are the american region of stupidity then you guys have a pretty large number of stupid people. I would reevaluate
MicahtheMartian
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iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
The majority of Americans disapprove of him
PerthAussieMike
Majority can be 50.01% so that could leave .... :P
abacab87
Trump only one with about 23% of the vote. 1/2 don't vote, and of those, less than half voted for Trump.
GeorgePotompkin
Clinton was the last president to have an average approval over 50%.
abacab87
George H Bush had 90% approval right after the first Iraq war.
GeorgePotompkin
Isn't that crazy, even Nixon had decent approval.