What are the telltale signs of being a secret Canadian?

Jun 13, 2026 3:24 AM

yokwe

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I don't actually know, but my application is in. Sorry I can't tell you yet.

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Eh?

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What’s this all a-boot, eh?!

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The other day I held a door open just a little too long. Do I qualify?

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Hating the Leafs.

The Hockey Sweater is mandatory reading/watching.

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I do like real maple syrup and chopping wood.

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Canada plans on taking over the US? Damn, billionaires and Nazis are the only ones that lose; sign me up!

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There could be a Canadian behind you right now!! It's me. Hi

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Shouldn’t you apologize for sneaking up on me like that? I think I might be more of a Canadian than you are! (If I am, I’m sorry.)

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It's ok, I brought timbits!

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Sorry?

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I've been to Canada in the winter.

You guys can keep it. Not for me.

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[Four Strong Winds plays quietly in the distance]

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It's not secret, every Minnesotan has honorary Canadian status

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Ummmm Geneva violations?

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Yes please.. go find out if you are legit Canadian, get your citizenship, move here , and fuck this country up as you have done to your own. Please please pleeeezzzeee

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I'm only Canadian by birth till Alberta secedes later this year, and then I'll have to apply for citizenship; thank God my parents are both proper Canadian.

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I wish I was Canadian. Italian-Polish immigrants on my moms side and racist, redneck trash on my dads side.

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I'm sorry.

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Canada has opened up a lo bg er birthright citizenship which is back 3-4 generations I think.

If you have the heritage you can apply and be a citizen in 11m or so.

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Dang, thats like 2-3 generation short for me :(

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So, if my fourth great-grandfather was born in Quebec, that's probably too far back?

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Longer birthright.


Dunno what that gibberish came from

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My bloodline is Native (not the best in Canada, I hear) and English, so I doubt I could get in. But I am in MN, so.. Canuck lite? Maybe?

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I hear they have a school for that

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Check heritage. If your tribe is one of those that is cross us/Canada border then yes you can get in even easier.

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If you're talking about 1/16th on your mother's side tho, outlook not so good.

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My BIL is 1/64 and has status here.

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Oh you betcha

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Op! I'ma gonna scootch right pastya

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That's Minnesota.

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See, this is how I know you're not Canadian. Canadian & Midwestern have some similarities, but not that much

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Fun joke: I'm actually Southern

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