Yes please.. go find out if you are legit Canadian, get your citizenship, move here , and fuck this country up as you have done to your own. Please please pleeeezzzeee
I'm only Canadian by birth till Alberta secedes later this year, and then I'll have to apply for citizenship; thank God my parents are both proper Canadian.
azimir
I don't actually know, but my application is in. Sorry I can't tell you yet.
Bobdole010
LeftRightThere
Travelcedric
https://immigration.ca/claiming-canadian-citizenship-by-descent-under-canadas-new-citizenship-act-bill-c-3/
BeardedWonder82
Eh?
splorqqqq24
nonojoejoe
What’s this all a-boot, eh?!
spitfires2000
The other day I held a door open just a little too long. Do I qualify?
SpeedbumpNZ
Hating the Leafs.
The Hockey Sweater is mandatory reading/watching.
thedewser
I do like real maple syrup and chopping wood.
Psionickitten
Canada plans on taking over the US? Damn, billionaires and Nazis are the only ones that lose; sign me up!
AnotherBeardedCanadian
There could be a Canadian behind you right now!! It's me. Hi
AnimalRescueGuy
Shouldn’t you apologize for sneaking up on me like that? I think I might be more of a Canadian than you are! (If I am, I’m sorry.)
AnotherBeardedCanadian
It's ok, I brought timbits!
duktayp
Sorry?
TheFullLength
I've been to Canada in the winter.
You guys can keep it. Not for me.
futhor
[Four Strong Winds plays quietly in the distance]
GravyEducation
It's not secret, every Minnesotan has honorary Canadian status
Eomund521
Ummmm Geneva violations?
MajorNikon
UpNorthAndFreezing
Yes please.. go find out if you are legit Canadian, get your citizenship, move here , and fuck this country up as you have done to your own. Please please pleeeezzzeee
lestrat
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Neednoggle
I'm only Canadian by birth till Alberta secedes later this year, and then I'll have to apply for citizenship; thank God my parents are both proper Canadian.
Nanntuckett
I wish I was Canadian. Italian-Polish immigrants on my moms side and racist, redneck trash on my dads side.
quade
I'm sorry.
xeoxion
Canada has opened up a lo bg er birthright citizenship which is back 3-4 generations I think.
If you have the heritage you can apply and be a citizen in 11m or so.
alienstomper
Dang, thats like 2-3 generation short for me :(
DonoraSmogger
So, if my fourth great-grandfather was born in Quebec, that's probably too far back?
xeoxion
Longer birthright.
Dunno what that gibberish came from
ilhares
My bloodline is Native (not the best in Canada, I hear) and English, so I doubt I could get in. But I am in MN, so.. Canuck lite? Maybe?
Volpe42
I hear they have a school for that
xeoxion
Check heritage. If your tribe is one of those that is cross us/Canada border then yes you can get in even easier.
CaldariBob
If you're talking about 1/16th on your mother's side tho, outlook not so good.
xeoxion
My BIL is 1/64 and has status here.
NLOVNI
Oh you betcha
quade
Op! I'ma gonna scootch right pastya
CaldariBob
That's Minnesota.
JayDeeDubs
See, this is how I know you're not Canadian. Canadian & Midwestern have some similarities, but not that much
quade
Fun joke: I'm actually Southern