Shit I Send My Therapist 260721

Jul 21, 2026 7:04 PM

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#41

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#26 This is why pennywise doesn't bother with adults. Too much squeeze for too little juice. They just taste bitter.

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#3 "...strap on?"

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God is a shitty owner.

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#27 Yes. You did. You didn't RECOGNIZE it at the time, but you DID think of dogs. Every. Stinking. Time.

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#2 2pm is when I get sleepy and need a nap nap

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#2 2am im either getting ready for bed or painting miniatures, don't know what kinda monster that makes me. 2pm im clocking in for work.

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I'm unconscious at 2am and typically at work at 2pm. Or on the beach if it's the weekend. Is that bad? I'm crazy all the time.

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#26 this is literally why Pennywise targets children. A clown or a giant spider is a lot easier than "missing my mortgage payment".

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#11 No, I’m pretty sure his blubber covered an oregon town in red mist.

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#25 not for long on the sea! Unless they just mean a large body of salty water, I guess.

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#8 I was about to say that if I'd be the thief I'd drop off the car with a note "stole this, found body" - a la people who turned in stolen PCs with CSAM. But I'm guessing with a body there'd be a possible chain of custody problem of there being no documentation that the body actually was there before I stole it?

Motive and shit would likely still lead to the real owner, but presumably the cops would need some additional solid evidence for things.

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Me smiling at things that are probably inappropriate here

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#2 I'm grumpy at 2 PM. Wake me up at 2 AM for a good reason, or else I'll be even grumpier.

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Piercings and tattoos and forehead kisses are keeping me going

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#50 instead of "people are good" vs "people are bad", it's best to just say "people are". Cheesy, but the truth is that people are capable of a wide range of behaviors. It might be useful to label them as "good people" or "bad people", but be careful that you don't let that little mental shortcut obscure the truth.

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#5 my scale of anger is how many sticky notes,
I once printed out all the negative reviews on someone and taped them all over her office. That was cathartic

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#34 I should be so lucky

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#38 What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

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#48 to me this just reads like a neurotypical is trying Way too hard to motivate me while not understanding how exactly I (don't) function xD

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#2 urrrr, the 2pm is more of a monster. 2am me is far softer.

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#38 "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax

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#2 At 2am I'm asleep. At 2pm I pretend to be awake.

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#38 There's a lot of things I don't do because I'm not confident I will get away with it & I do not want to deal with the consequences.

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#11 I'm down for this religion

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#45 never thought I could relate to a graph but here I am

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#7 Well, If it would pls stop doing that, that would be great. I have things to do and places to be, and it does not help that that lump of flesh up there is constantly screaming and overwhelming me with feelings for the sake of ✨ experience ✨

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#15 I ended up in Nevada while still alive

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The humanity!

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i escaped! It is possible!

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Why would ya wanna leave?

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30 years trapped is long enough

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Yeah, but can your past life say the same thing? He did it wrong, and now you're where you are.

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More like he did it right and I'm right where I want to be

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Wrong for him can be right for you. Accepting and even welcoming your station means you're moving up the cycle.

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#2 Hate to let you down. But, as I have horrific insomnia, the me you would find at 0200 is far kinder than whatever it is that I pretend to be at 1400. If I see you at 0200, I will actively worry for you. No one should be forced to directly confront 0200. I will happily listen to your worries. I will patiently let you vent. You call upon me at 0200, and all I want to do is try to help and buttress the weight that is keeping your mind from peaceful rest.

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