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pangyre
Or he could have got a mule and saved $4,000 in custom leather harnesses to fit a moose.
indoorsloth
Moose gets more time off a year to travel than Americans +1
Rex83ll4t0r
Proud To Be!
jebowlin
Still a wild animal, js
Sandman420
When the harness comes off.
C7768Yosef
@SerAs2017
arranrp
Moose gets more holiday allowance than average american
MundaneBum
That is a Giant Elch
lilliputamias
Sarcee
Come on guys, this an obvious fake. Just look at the harness. Plus moose (especially male moose) are extreamly aggressive and skittish.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Doesn't mean you can't train them. I remember reading about how Sweden made moose riding illegal in the middle ages
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
because bandits used them and they could outperform horses in the forests.
moeslyarmlis
A Møøse once bit my sister...
LtKernelPopcorn
Grats on the Heroic Archimonde kill.
austin6613
Might be one of the new legion rep mounts.
Rifneno
Igetthatreference.gif
patawowigi
@SerAs2017
fiddlewheelx
be careful, he might bite. Møøse bites are nasty you knøw...
joegolf31
Username checks out
Ombenth
I legit thought this was a Triceratops from the thumbnail.
InfiniteOso
when moose gets done moosing around...."welllllllllllllp, back to the ollll grind"
VengefulReese
"Will do moose stuff for money." - Moose Probably
SandWesson357
Just spit some sweet tea...thx
IDontKnowWhatHalfThisFilthIsButILikeIt
eh?
IngrahamLincoln
it takes its toothpick out and flicks it as it pays the tab
BugEyedLemur
"Sorry I was gone so long."
Lurch1911
"Have a good fall at work Morris Moose" -"Thanks Bradley Badger, enjoy your cave."
januskincaid
My teeth just rotted from the sweetness. Also, thanks for the diabetes! On the other hand, children's book. Seriously.
awkwardstare
how does he know its the same moose returning each time? D:
rabunuga
@adiv72
wildpumpkin
I got that mount on WoW
Prgeddes
Sauce http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_work_moose_in_harness.htm
osglith
It looks like a Moose Gimp
VajrapaniP
Ride moose into battle. Battle moose.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
i dont think their spines work like that?
TemporaryUzername
"Sorry, but I'm taking my 2 week vacay, Fred. I'm gonna go back to BC and knock trees with some moose bitch. Thanks, you too. See ya soon."
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
That's fucking awesome
iamkyleh
Not gonna lie, would love canada, if it wasnt for the cold and loneliness, id love to kive there
cleverbeans
To cold encourages cuddling, which in turn reduces loneliness. Don't get me wrong though, it's colder than a witch's tit.
BattlesTARDIStroyer
That's exactly why I wanna live there.
DrKriegersClone
It's not exactly lonely - something like 80% of our population lives in cities; they're just ridiculously far apart.
iamkyleh
By lonely i meant i wouldnt know anyone there, if im gonna live there, id be seen maybe once every few weeks or so if possible
MrCatFelix
Of course he leaves. In Canada even the working division of moosen has paid vacation time!
cleverbeans
It's moose rut season when he leaves too so that's a sexy vacation.
iarba
Truth.
redoctober25
Do you think when the Moosen head out on vacation they pack their Foxen in boxes? Ah, who cares, just give me another Springsmidge...
ChokinandStrokin
It's... It's just moose. It's plural too
ChokinandStrokin
Sorry
ASolidGoldDonut
technically yes, but basically meese, moosen, and any other variant are correct in the context of jocular slang.
TeenGirlSquad
I think he's quoting Brian Regan.
N2OFedCarp
Moosen in the woodsen.
bunnyrut
i thought it was "meese"
meghantweets
Just at camp caprice
IFUCKEVERYTHING
It is now
PhDDoctorCertifiedDoctorOfDocology
This comment popped up right after I had said those exact words. Great minds *do* think alike.
Chiseler
the picture seems photoshopped
TroelsyTwo
Was just about to make a comment about this. Seems very messed with.
Chiseler
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/workmoose.asp
Pusilanimous
Aww the photo of the real work-moose is really sad.
Chiseler
"the piles of logs in the bottom left- and right-hand corners of the photo are simply reversed versions of the same image"