Just like stonks

Jun 16, 2026 11:16 PM

TacticoolWolf

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This is the exact same thing they do with climate change.

2 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

If they believe it will last I have a bridge to sell.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republican playbook. Create a crisis, claim you fixed it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Obligatory 'The Party told you to reject the evidence..." post]

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And the price of gas won’t come down with it. Record profits!!! Wow. No shit.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MAGA can only conceive of what they personally perceive. That's why they don't care about things that hurt other people until it hurts them personally.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"Global warming can't be real because it's cold where I live."

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you have your viewers clicked-trained.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a reminder that most major sales do this. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Christmas, etc. And people buy that shit up.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fox news had a recent headline "Oil plummets to three month low." Wow, the lowest it's been in ... three whole months.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

chocolate rations have increased from 30g to 20g!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and a quarter-pounder is bigger than a third of a pound b/c 4 is bigger than 3, right?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He also promised that our energy bill would go down by half and if didn’t, we could get angry. Went all over the country saying the same thing. Amazes me how people can forget all the bullshit he has said and the crimes he has committed. Just the other day heard a trump supporter say she supports him because the price of gas is going down. Unfucking believable, oh wait, indeed, it’s believable.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the best part is the the past few months have allowed petrol companies to normalize gouging so that they will never bring them down to pre-war levels again.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, when your base has a memory span shorter than goldfish........

2 months ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 1

Look at the flashing screen!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goldfish actually have decent memories though
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-63242200

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, when your base has a memory span shorter than a goldfish.......

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah they just love pedophiles and want to normalize it as much as possible. Ya know to own their kids I mean own da libs

2 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Black Friday price adjustments

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter what the cost of oil is. Gas prices aren't going down again.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They will but it'll be a while before we see them under $3

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They'll never be under 3 again. By the time oil is cheap enough to justify that, people will be used to expensive gas and oil companies will just keep the revenue.

If anyone asks they'll blame inflation or some other economic factor.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

More and more people are switching to electric cars, esp in the last few months, with 1/4 of new cars sold worldwide in 2026 being electric. This is causing demand destruction. Unless the US starts another war in the Middle East again, supply is going to catch up sometime next year.

Outside the US, solar and wind are also seeing increasing usage because it's cheaper than oil. Even my state hit 50% renewables last year and is pushing for 60% this year.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While technically true, electric adoption has stagnated and that growth has slowed dramatically

But more importantly I think you missed the crux of my point. I never suggested demand or supply won't change in the future, I know both will.

I'm telling you the companies will pocket whatever difference gets created and claim other factors as reasons why gas must remain high. They will not stop back down to 2025 prices again.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only slowed somewhat in the US, worldwide other countries are adopting EVs at much higher rates than the US.

You're right about oil companies trying to maximize profits. However, OPEC+ has the power to do this better than anyone else, they have access to a very cheap supply of oil and have been working to keep prices just low enough that Oil sands and shale oil aren't very profitable, but as high as they can to maximize profit.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m mostly interested in how we can see into alternative timelines to see the prices…. Or is that speculation? Which I take issue with

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

You already see into alternative timelines and mind read strangers...

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2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That looks like how I do it… my question was about “we” very specific. I honestly fail at getting people to “there” nearly 100% of the time. It’s a 4 step process 1 I explain, 2 they agree, 3 it happens, 4 then they’re surprised.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I guess you can't "learn" how people do predictive analysis if you ask the question, and then run away when someone answers.

I think you should update this sequence to: 1) ThinkThisOut spouts a bunch of crap 2) People say it's crap 3) ThinkThisOut runs away when shown they don't know basic topics 4) ThinkThisOut deludes themselves they won an argument on the internet, like a loser. (literally Danth's Law)

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistics the fundamentals can be taught in high school, but there's a number of techniques.

Honestly, pretending like you "just know" stuff just seems like you're another in a long...long....long line of bullshit artists....

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow !! It's down like 600%

2 months ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

That's bigly huge!

Fuck. I hate him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a different way of calculating. It's the way you word the calculation. (not sarcasm, not true, but actual quotes)

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its down 600%, we had all the best math scientist look at the numbers and say "that's not possible" and yet it is. It's the biggest percent ever of anything. Jimmy Carter had much less percents than me. /s

2 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Obama had even less percents!!!!11!1!!!1!1one

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

maga logic.

2 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

That's a contradiction...

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oxymoron, actually.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, oxymorons are all those Florida men who voted for him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0