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I matched with a cute girl, sweet!
Aaand here goes the conversation...
Seems I got pretty lucky with this one so far
Wait, what..?
This is how I showed up to him on Tinder
This is me
This is what he actually looks like
Wakborder517
Holy crap that's funny. Worth the read.
SverreFeen
'Hey guys meet my new buddy Conor!' 'So how do you know Conor?' 'Ummmm.... We met on Tinder...'
aqua995
To be honest that is even the funniest part of it.
Brandycream
Worth the read ! I hope you hold a strong bromance forever.
dotheinternet
I second! Cheers to a beautiful bromance!
Ickarus
Maybe its time for A/S/L to make a comeback
NothingOfValueContributed
Omegle finally gives us something other than virus links and dudes jackin it.
justchasinglight
Holy mother of plot twists. M. Night Shamalamafjjjasfnongkldson ain't got nothing on you!
DigitalBlank
M. night shyamalamadingdong
JaBronLames
http://i.giphy.com/zGKTaoR6cJ9VS.gif
Papercookies
Source?
SilverSpades
It's always a gamble with NSFW links... and this was a failed roll lol. DAMN IT
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
I think i rolled a 1... FUUUUUUUuuuCK! lol
ChewSoap
I started out hoping it would be nsfw and ended up glad that it wasn't
adrian94
he's like "dafuq?" lol
IhaveComeHereToChewBubblegumAndKickAss
HaHa
gringissimo
haha
breathing
TLDR: nervous "haha :)" everywhere, no sex.
Thereisnosafeword
This is quite possibly the first time in history that screen caps of a text conversation was worth the read.
fapfapfapblehblehbleh
I WAS IN NO WAY PREPARED FOR THE ENDING. TOTALLY WORTH IT
Xist3nce
I laughed so hard, then I clapped for no reason.
Iittleshit
Are you American
Xist3nce
What an odd question to ask 2 days late, but yes?
Iittleshit
Because you clapped
Xist3nce
... Yes.
TomWaits4no1
I agree hahahaha this may seem generic, but I am most definitely laughing outloud. This post is so good. I am so glad I read through it.
HarmlessDickbutt
I had to go back and read it again from each of their perspectives. it's amazing.
HentaiSensai
Holy shit! On the re-read it really brings it all home. Man, this is brilliant
astrocouldyounaut
I did too, I think the second guy was thrown off (and turned on) by how forward this 'girl' was
DC1123
You'd make a cute couple. Don't fight it. The universe is bringing you together.
mydawgisgreen
Didnt the one guy refer to himself as a 20 something mechanic? Still laughed but I figured it out right away.
DemonTurkey
Yeah me too, says he's interested in cars which is normal for a 15 year old but not a 21 year old guy. I guess people just autocorrected.
DonGwinn
Yeah, but you're still gonna fuck, right?
MindlessGuyAtTheHelm
Fate brought you two together. Should make the best of it and live happily ever after.
CJtheMetalhead
On a side note, Sybil looks fucking terrifying.
Thisisirrelvantcontent
Now kiss.
mynameisroseliketheflower
Crazy eyes.
wormfood
In this post, we learn that if guys treated each other like they treat hot girls they might have more friends.
gorshnog
You two are trying waay too hard
KathDu
I like the banana for scale.
SomeoneKeepsStealingMyJokes
Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha.
OneMoreRide
Ha ha. Few words. Ha ha. I ha ha find that ha ha annoying as shit. Ha ha.
KayleighAnn
That should have been the first clue that he was talking to a white guy.
gringissimo
haha
oorahaf
Yo so can we get links to y'all's music?
cymek
http://sunseat.bandcamp.com/
Gramabyron
Asking the important questions!
RiggityWrecked
That's the work of this http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/25/8277743/tinder-hack-bros-swiping-bros
LiterallyAPotato91
This is fantastic.
SnoodyQ
Can I come to the wedding?
twominutesforhighsticking
Tinder didn't fuck up, a guy figured out how to exploit it. Someone deliberately did this to a bunch of guys.
skellious
SO THAT'S WHY I GOT MATCHES YESTERDAY! I thought it was weird I matched with someone.
YeastLord
His handle is "Patrick". That is some hardcore shit.
Irishda
There's even funnier conversations too: http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/25/8277743/tinder-hack-bros-swiping-bros
CurseMyName
Well, that actually means Tinder fucked up.
EeK45
so did you smash?
chowmaster
smash burger
Lemmesmash
Pls answer.
TallAndPowerful
Sera plz
maaaaadness
Asking the real questions.
coffekid
( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
Imgursaurus
A new twist on an old classic, there. Nice!
EvanGonzales
http://imgur.com/o7sxnmE
mongoosebeep
Pls
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
SMASHING!
TotallyNotStalin
God damn it. Have an upvote.
Ivalicenyan
Settle it in smash?
shiau91
Asking the relevant questions.
IFellOnMyKeys
Asking the important questions!!
zerobahamut03
@opplz
Stadix
Pls.
thisaccountwillselfdestructin5
Smash Bros
dejavu1999
https://soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/smashbrothers
OnTheLamb
Quite possibly ruined a whole franchise with those two words.....or made it better.
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
"Did we just become best friends?"
7543
This comment, I love you.
IronMagnus
Yup!
EyeFarted
Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Parsonians
Yup!
Stumpy389
I forgot to ask, do you like guacamole?
DanFromBuffalo
*Bed falls*
Horus175
"Where did you guys meet?" "Ummmmm.........."
1Rogue
seriously op, go get a beer. This is a best friends making situation
aflarge
I want them to both eventually realize that they were gay, and that Tinder knew it all along.
Timeconsumer10
The most epic of love stories
thefrug
They became smash bros at the very least.
nickydlax
I'm watching step brothers as I type this...
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
Comedy central? I couldn't take the editing for tv.
chubito33
so how did u guys meet? "we were flirting w/each other, trying to get laid, usual guy way u know"
honeybadger16
"Have you guys known each other from high school?" "No! We met on Tinder!"
SomeoneKeepsStealingMyJokes
Tinder: the #1 friend finding service
NeoHelios
Plot twist: Tindr doing it on purpose as a "social experiment" for the next big reality tv show.
TheIrishMike
https://38.media.tumblr.com/4f213afb0e7f33e26c0dd2cb40698341/tumblr_mrlp5eEDX11s3jd4co1_400.gif
doingstuffthings
"Do you wanna go to Karate in the garage?"
doingstuffthings
Do** damn it!
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
Don't worry, I forgive you.
smaeflowers
http://imgur.com/r/highqualitygifs/fNegTCv
PrepareYourButthole
What's your favorite dinosaur?!
calbutler
Don't even think about it, just say it. 1, 2, 3.
babystraightjacket
Velociraptor!
shaundaveshaun
Veloceraptor!
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shaundaveshaun
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Nope!
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
TL:DR.: Two guys think they are respectively chatting with a girl, turns out Tinder fucked up, showing wrong profiles
InfiniteSynapse
If Tinder allowed this kind of misleading data, I won't be surprised.
CultofCedar
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/27/8299689/tinder-app-hack-uk-catfish-man-in-the-middle
induren
There's actually a hack of Tinder that allows this to be done to people. It's not a glitch.
Xist3nce
It's a bot, not a hack.
NewtonWren
Online poker websites see bots as cheating, an exploit is an exploit. If it can be botted, the security failed
Mallywally
Thank you
OnTheLamb
I don't think its a glitch tho. Hacker 4chan is up to his old tricks.
MostIndeedlySo
Might also be those devious bastards on Redchannit! Them sly foxes and whatnot.
gunterleeds
Damn that infamous hacker! Can no one stop him?
OnTheLamb
http://imgur.com/r9VLnCp
UnspokenX
oooo, and here i was expecting the "who is this FOUR CHAN" gif. Pleasantly surprised! Take an upvote.
LadyofLifting
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Skorpychan
Tinder: Connecting closeted gay guys since last year sometime.
nsnimgur
That's so funny
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
Just use grindr and post a shirtless picture with no face like the rest of us..... Them. The rest of them.
The5lacker
Uh, gay? "Hi, my name's Jay, and this is my hetro-life-mate Silent Bob."
CultofCedar
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/27/8299689/tinder-app-hack-uk-catfish-man-in-the-middle
AdrianAmato
Question: is there a Tinder for gay women? Asking because I'm a gay woman.
viptenchou
I was wondering the same thing. And as a matter of fact, yes. Scissr app. My friends were joking we'd make it....but it already exists. Damn
ilikegummylifesavers
As a gay man I was curious for my lesbian sisters and did some googles: Dattch
AdrianAmato
So like, you can't set a preference for same sex/both sexes on Tinder?
ilikegummylifesavers
From what I understand you can, but it's not ironclad like okcupid's. I've seen women and been seen by them, and you can also adjust it.
Atharaphelun
What they need is Grindr.
Pharya
As a regular Grindr user, nobody needs Grindr.
Pharya
Grindr is like pawing through a barrel filled with mud to find a tiny diamond, then after an hour someone tells you it isn't mud, it's poop.
Shirlox
Idunno, grindr isn't much for "connecting" but really boning.
docthrobulator
It's a connection...in the butt.
Xist3nce
Docking is a connection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alpoopy
I've been dating someone for 2 months that I met off of grindr.
Shirlox
One of the rare times grindr worked out. Cherish it, embrace it, enjoy it. I'll be over here looking at hot guys on it.
alpoopy
I cherish him every day!
alpoopy
I thought he was a 22 year old Asian lady though...
gregclark1
i see two guys desperately trying to be nice and not blow it with hot girls ...
Pleasedontletittouchme
haha
AuBoss
They are both way too ugly to get with either of those girls.
imhereforthepuppies
Top guy is pretty ok
AuBoss
Needs a haircut and shave badly.
ZacMuerte
I figured something was up when the other guy mentioned that it was generic for 15-yr-old boys, not 21-yr-old guys, not saying woman.
fragtore
Oh the amount of fucking self-degradation I've put up with to get inside a pair of knickers
smasher543
It's funny how relaxed they become once they realize they're guys
judicar
Just imagine, years from now they'll be explaining on how dad and dad met each other ...
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
8000 fucking upvotes
gregclark1
i know ..! for a fuck all comment ...this place is a madhouse
AngryAndConfused
I cringed all the way through.
blackbenetavo
"haha"
FoxyEllie
Somewhere, two hot girls are matched with eachother and think their partners are men with feminine interests but aren't gay.
VyseN
Sybil and Dolly are going steady now.
asdfzxh
wrr
yuraf
Yeah, hot girls tend to be much more aggressive in responses to guys .)
KongMD
don't blow it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
getoffmytrain
They should bone anyways, for science
merus
And completely ignoring the fact that girls generally don't act like this or use words like this.
ChristianLondoo
Yeah the continued talk about being lucky to bang etc. I found that ish really weird. Like i guess the initial mention whatever not my style
TheDepartmentOfRendundencyDepartment
and if it was a real girl she would never had written back
BigBlackhawk
This is totally what was happening
gctsitouris
Please allignzlz me
HarmlessDickbutt
I seriously hope they're best friends now and wingman each other at bars
tony3564
suit up
Stumpy389
Let the epic shenanigans ensue!
BeautyandtheBeardtheGingerEdition
Hey bro. Remember that one time we almost hooked up on tinder? Yeah! Oh, she's sexy. You should totally talk to her. Bros 4 life!
Matt10AE
That would be an amazing Prologue to a lifetime adventure!
rockettbabe
No joke though, they need this for making friends as an adult.
BubberFantasyonline
Papercookies
What film is this?
Papercookies
Nevermind, googled my way through it, it's from Step Brothers if anyones wondering...
BubberFantasyonline
Step Brothers (2008)
Papercookies
Figured it out myself, but thank you nonetheless, kind stranger! Have a fake internet point!
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
i read the whole thing again with them as two guys. seems like they both felt so lucky a hot girl was totally into smashing them.
TrijezniMujo
And then they realized they were the hot girls all along... This some Brokeback Mountain shit right here.
ireya
Yeah haha well at least that feels a lot better than being catfished and/or being rejected!
getthismanabeer
White-knight-a-palooza
Dragaroth
that... thats not how the phrase works...
Syng42
Being polite to a woman is being a White Knight now?
RoseNoot
As a chick, I found the whole king kind of cringey.
23clearmovies
HANG HER FOR TREASON
gregclark1
Exactly .. like ...oh yer you like Iggy Azalea.. I love her too ..Were soo similar.. Can we bang?
1234wheres5
I thought it was cringey too!! ᶜᵃᶰ ʷᵉ ᵇᵃᶰᵍ﹖
Ahridan
Welcome to Tinder
Jinobe
As a guy, I found this cringey.
drhiggs
what's so cringey about about two guys that take pictures with fake boobs and dress up as bananas... I see your point
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's hard being a dude. We either come off cringey or creepy. Or smooth, but that's not a real thing.
RoseNoot
I've met plenty of guys who have managed to talk like a regular human being who is interested in me.
shuttlecockinakumquat
20- and 21-year olds? Doubt it.
RoseNoot
Right. 22 years old. Huge difference.
CaribouLou
Regular human beings are just people that are really good at suppressing their natural creepy tendencies
yourmommaspimp
http://shutupimtalking.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/smile-guy-feature11.jpg