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Jun 27, 2022 7:03 PM

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Let's see how it turns

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I'm in that picture, and I don't really like it

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} I'll leave this here to find later.

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I think this is what my face looked like. I was all thinking, "This is working, but I'm still mad about it."

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They’re the same picture, right?

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Code doesn’t have to be perfect, just good enough.

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i hate it so much. thank you

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*chain slips* fuck this was a bad idea *thump thump thump thump*

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Not to worry, that didn't happen in testing.

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I'm sure cornering is fun.

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Code? Pffft. More like my life

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Task failed successfully

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The thing is, you get to a place and the frame and one and a half tires already exist… so you’re kind of stuck doing the other half tire.

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Especially my multi-threaded code.

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That’s gonna fatigue out the frame in no time.

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this deserves more upvotes

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How does this work on bumpy roads

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Great great great great great great BAD

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Intermittently bumpy or completely smooth if the bumps are spaced just right

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Accurate

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Programmer friend had that happen once. The code wouldn't work, so he changed a piece of nonfunctioning punctuation.

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No problems after that, even though his fix shouldn't have done anything at all.

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Sometimes my code compiles only when someone else is watching.

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It's like that meme. "The code doesn't work. Why? The code works fine. Why?"

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you know someone will do it with 1/4 tires now

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Do it with 1/NUM_CORES tires for optimal load balancing.

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You laugh, but it meets the requirements, and trying to make it prettier would probably break it.

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And cost another week

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If it works, ...

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In this case it's stupid. It's unnecessarily complicated and is doomed to fail.

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Yep, just because it got through QA doesn't mean it's right.

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I'm more concerned that you're using the radial supports in _compression_.

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If it's stupid, but it works, it's still stupid and it'll probably break even harder later on.

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I don’t know what y’all are talking about, it works on my machine.

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Awesome! Send me your machine so I can use that!

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Good enough for me! Copy it from the test server to production and release it to the public.

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ENOENT No such file or directory: ~/jackson/blahpoop.sh

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The last time I said that (1 month ago) we found that each of our machines had a different default timezone and it caused SO MANY BUGS

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A month ago? I counted only 30.833 days ago!

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And that's how the fire started

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No go over a curb with that!

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They did https://www.reddit.com/vl8rde

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Next patch.

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