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stokessd
Don’t neglect the balls
The701
good lord 🤢
Munchman347
This is exactly like the parade of heavily bemedaled North Korean Generals fawning over the 'Glorious Leader'... Or else...
cuttysark
yep, it's amazing because he is lacking in any knowledge about any topic. So, learning from him would be particularly amazing
dontrike
The only thing you can learn from Trump is how to be a pedophile.
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"A fishing pole with pageant winnings as hooks?"
JasonThorn
As the great comedian Dennis Miller once wrote, one can develop a powerful parch kissing that much ass.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
His knees must be sore
ostensiblystupid
I personally like that the “compliment” could not have possibly been more vague. This guy gave zero details as to what he meant.
horseman05
Duffy Bubba.
Resistance1000
When he makes everyone in his cabinet go round the table and praise him, it's gotta be tough to go first because the next few will top their suckuppery, but then it gets harder and harder for anyone to say something no one else has already said. At least the bastards have to sweat and squirm occasionally.
nietzchebomb
I doubt that functions anymore besides pissing himself 🤷♂️
imgonnaralph
Malak224
ElectricGears
I think this is what the kids call being horny on main.
WowThatUsernameIsSoOriginal
If trump says he's the best at everything and if his cabinet members feel the need to always say he's the best at everything, then it means that he is the best at nothing.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Except for convincing his cabinet to say it.
bourbonandbaddecisions
How can he talk with that tiny dick in his mouth?
InUseSpace
Don't forget the long pause in the middle as he deep-throats it.
DangerBaer
What is a negative amount of self-respect, Alex.
fartharder
JFC
Berserk7891
i bet they all let their wives and side chicks peg them, because even they know they are a bunch of pussies at the end of the day
Jimthebutler
He is standing there doing his best not to snore, at all times? What is he doing well? He is barely conscious.
Malak224
If he’s a this lifelike on drugs imagine how actual Trump must be like.
silentjay01
Trump is an expert at filling diapers. Just constantly shitting and pissing himself.
PointsAreForB1tches
He needs to be way less fucking conscious.
urusername2
But, he is their Lord and Savior!
thedudeman519
I understand a reasonable degree of ass kissing, or being complimentary to a high ranking govt official .
But this shit is obscene
dogdayafternoon13
How to grift with the best of them.
Bizarkly
Just a towel? Sounds like *this guy* needs knee-pads...