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Mar 27, 2017 8:31 PM
WreckedTangled
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AlbinoRhino53
It's suicidildo
iDigDinos
This made me laugh so hard that I farted on my sleeping husband. Thank you
deathchant17
The poor nympho that will see it and has no choice but to climb that pole...
mrbadxampl
you certainly have an interesting hobby
peeeest
Creative dick pic
BobSagetsUncle
MethelyneBlue
You wasted a perfectly good dildo just so you could tell the air gods to go fuck themselves. Good job.
Berniesmybro
Would have been more impressive if you didn't use your hands
KittyBitMe
As is tradition.
DrGlickenstine
DarthAidan
https://media4.giphy.com/media/1M9fmo1WAFVK0/giphy.gif
WilwoWaggins
And you light up my life You give me hope to carry on You light up my days and fill my nights with song
GreyArea51
Now let's see you ride it @op
FaylenElwood
Nobody can convince me that isn't Nessy.
rockgolf
This will drive birdwatcher crazy. "What is that?" "I think it's a woodcock."
jodiethegeek
I can't get over the fact you call it a "light pole"
BaitnSwitch
Possibly regional or national? Light pole or street light sounds right to me. (USA: Ca, Tx, Az, Ga, others)
jodiethegeek
Yeah, in England we say Lamp post but that's probably from when they were old gas lamps :)
grootybooty
Fellow Englishman here and 'light pole' sounds like one of those funny renames of things like a danger noodle or trash panda.
jodiethegeek
Yes! It actually does!
sponlapp
I feel the result of this action outweighs the why of it. Good for you random dildo throwing person!
HoldItHorizontal
This is why I come to user... oh nope, front page. Ok.
boopboopboob
Looks like you accidentally threw a few pixels as well
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boopboopboob
https://youtu.be/KIy6hKx3n4c
ShadowbanMyAss
that was stuck there, you threw nothing
HoriOri
No you didn't. Someone went to a lot of effort to put it up there then you come along and try to steal the credit. You're a big fat phonie!
otakon17
Is this dabbing?
Jonathan541
Forever watching over us, the protector we never knew
SmittyWerbenejagermanjensenHeWasNumber1
Jactan
Brother to the fleshlight? Dildo light.
FilthyRapscallions
GiantSquanchy
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DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/e28CaUC
julidecomu
These memes are evolving
DoublevBomb
They've learned how to build. Carpentry, to be specific.
SenatorBigsby
"I"
Donjablonski
Haha cue Lenny face
ihaetypos
He definitely didn't take it from reddit and claim false ownership
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/e28CaUC
JamesProton
"perfecting"
mrbadxampl
"threw"
pancreas
"a"
tooomanysteves
Reverse image search finds no other copies of this photo.
Imforcedtodothis
found one that was posted 2 hours before this one http://hugelol.com/lol/437657
Imforcedtodothis
not sure if same guy though. now excuse me while i go think about how my life has turned into being an internet content cop. :(
tooomanysteves
I love researching things. If only I could get a job in it with my degree...
Gorillionare
At least your username checks out.
M1SH3LL3
The funniest moment will come when it falls off. It could take out a small child, or stick to an old lady's mobility scooter... who knows
DoublevBomb
It'll fall into the folds of a land whale, gradually shift around between their flab-shelves, and eventually fall out as melted goo.
TK421isAFK
Now I wanna walk around Walmart sticking suction-cup dildos to the back of random mobility scooters.
thisappisajoke
Welp, I know what I'm doing when I'm older and need a scooter. On purpose.
EndersShadow
Wonder how long it will take for the city to remove it.
illustratorgirl
I lie to think that a sexually confused teen will be walking at night, stop under the streetlight. Asks god for guidance. Dick to the head.
dgfox
"Look mom, a magical unicorn! Ah, it's horn fell off - OUCH"
Sumstufffofun
Sky's the limit
MisterLemons
It full stressed as a car is driving by, the car drives over while it bounces up and sticks to the gas tank
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Better than hitting her elderly cooter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DickKicker3000
I'd like to think it will become nest material for a large predatory bird.
hotrodny
And all the religious idiots present when it happens will say it is a sign from God/God's will or som other stupid shit :D
Fuzzlebutt
Or worse.. if it starts to melt just right in the sun, and somehow oozes down to be over the lamp, and becomes the bat signal.
baldewok
Oh GOD.... you know my heart.
Oatmealmaiden
Very exciting
bogbodyboogy420
(Me explaining to my doctor why a dido is stuck in my ass) yeah well you see, it fell from a light pole it was stuck on
hippybobby
Whatever you say, jar squatter
2TbspOfDogAssOil
Or hit in OP Mom's ass
Starbolt81
Theres a Florida Man headline right there
YNotZoidberg1077
I'll donate to a livestream of DildoPole if someone makes this happen. I'd love to see the eventual target!
swatz
NEWS AT FIVE! Are your neighborhood light poles trying to sexually assault you, tune in to find out!
cfcannon
I just heard your comment in the voice of the local reporter that does a mix of normal and "crazy stuff" stories. It was great.
M1SH3LL3
Youtuber: I was raped by a street light!
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
stimpsonjcatt
Damn clickbait is everywhere!
RaynWisp
"Authorities say 'no' but our producer says 'yes'"
Gay4Trump
GONE SEXUAL
FilthyRapscallions
Or lands on that super nosey Christian soccer moms windshield on the way to a PTA meeting.
EyeTri
They're usually pretty kinky so she might not mind it.
WolfKing1997
She'd probably lay down on the sidewalk waiting for it to "mysteriously fall into her vagina"
Mrpeepeepoopoopants
andyjp
Op must deliver a dildo pizza or it's fake
whowood
There's a pic from another angle somewhere, although it makes the dildo looks shorter. The evidence is compelling
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
Unless photoshopped, there is literally a dick on a lamp! Lol
FocacciaIsLife
So, you don't believe there's a dildo on top of a light pole or that OP wasn't the one who threw it there?
voodoosexdoll
OP isn't replying to any of the comments on this post so yeah I'm assuming it's a repost
TheOneAndOnlyRuffDuff
Not saying it's real but Google reverse image search doesn't bring anything else up
wormsdie
Because Photoshop
IOnlyPostBlatantLies
gakio12
Why not? There's a picture for sauce.
laszlo462
Fake news picture sauce
gakio12
On the internet, no one knows you're someone else.
savemartha
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog
pugdogg55
Why is this getting downvoted? It seemed like sarcasm to me. Did I misinterpret?
gakio12
It was sarcasm, see my reply. Guess people don't bother reading replies before voting *shrug*
Vaanhalen
You overestimated the intelligence of your audience
memberwar
Thank you for providing probably the dumbest comment I've read on the internet.
gakio12
You're welcome.
Vaanhalen
Lol
Phalanalanax
relpmeraggy
If It's a picture on the internet it had to be true.
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
I'm sorry... you threw a dildo at a light pole??
obligatoryguy
You don't know my life.
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DONTsendtits
It's true, I was holding the camera.
paradoxincorpus
LOL
Braindeadbetty
Don't question their life choices!
idownvotekittens
Threw a light pole at a heavy pole.
BritishBatman
...pole?
cazzegiare
yer not from around these parts, r ya?
thegreatninjaman
As is tradition
LurkerLurky
The new bottle flip
absolutezero182
As is tradition
fastjeff
He thought it was a UFO
uadjet
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
As is tradition here in San Francisco.
ThenThereWasOne
Worms : The expansion pack
wormsdie
Worms die
humbook
What, you too good to throw dildos at light poles? Psh. Toffee nose
magalahivince
It cheated on her.
southerstar
They dont do this where you are from? Normal here.
NotWhatYouPlanted
As dildo owners are wont to do.
DrQuack1
ehhh... what?
NotWhatYouPlanted
It's a joke, implying this is normal behavior for dildo owners.
CorgiCircus
Setekhx
It's happened. Might not be op but it happened
PMMeYourPancakes
Please tell me you guys don't actually call them light poles.. It's a lamppost surely?
thirdworstidea
no woman near
saltandsunshine
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
doing dishes....vacuuming the carpet...folding the laundry...throwing dildoes here'n'there...taking out the dog...a daily routine y'all know
westo48
have you not?
ICarpeYourDiems
It's also customary to yell "I'll never call you dad" while doing it
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
"I hate you Richard!!"
Freyjan
No need to apologize for him
samsonguy920
You act like you never saw someone throw a dildo at a light pole before.
HsuDoNihm
Translation: I was dicking around.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
I mean what do you do on a Saturday night?
PaladinCML
Isn't that what they're for?
JohnLeePettimore
How else you gonna get it up there
TrdMrk
and it landed perfectly on top. Keep up, mate
GiantRobotsRule
Well, what sex toys do YOU throw at light poles?
StNickCage
Fleshlights. Had to.
Jarachnaphobia
"CRISIS MANAGEMENT SQUAD." ... "FRONT AND CENTER.. NO TIME!!!". That scene enters my head usually at least once a week. Amazing.
CommanderFussyBritches
These things happen.
em2holden
For science.
hansoree
Canadian?
GrapefruitJesus
+respect
MrKibbs
Gotta be in Florida
UncivilizedEngie
OP probably didn't because this picture looks like it's from 2008, but yeah, somebody did.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
... my phone is from 2014 and it has worse pictures than this.
UncivilizedEngie
There is the possibility that I pulled a number out of my butt.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
"Possibility"
PuhTater
Shit modern phone camera+ zoom will get u some pre-Vancouver Olympic pixelation
GingerLaird
Yeah I think OP was trying to go for a "high as fuck" pun.
GingerLaird
Maybe "fucking high"...
thuggasaurusrex
He threw a light pole at a light pole
EveryoneDownVotesMyEverything
I love discovering things like this on imager, we call them lamp posts in Britain, light pole seems so strange!
Benzzillion
wrong, not strange, wrong
EveryoneDownVotesMyEverything
Oh god I meant IMGUR but autocorrect shafted me again
HarveyRiggs
The light pole was shining light into their room at night keeping them awake, kinda being a dick, so might as well make it look like one!
joewiththeflow
I think the confusion here is that what he meant is that he threw it on top of the light pole hence why its on top. Get it now pal?
MuayThaiwinLannister
Yes
Wolfendesign
Op not clear got dick stuck on light pole
WrongUn
Whys nobody mentioned that they're called Lamp posts?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"These things are fucking heavy - what shall we call them?" - Inventor of the light pole, probably.
iamstormtroll
Because most people recognise that other people around the world don't necessarily speak, spell or refer to objects the same way.
BaitnSwitch
I'm from the US (Tx, Ga, Az, Ca)... I light pole or street light sounds right to me. Lamppost doesn't sound natural. Maybe regional?
IcyLucario
US as well, its a street light around here.
RoboCoonie
Also, the East Coast ( or baby Britain, the colonies, etc) refer to things in odd manners.
RoboCoonie
Britain calls them lamp posts. The US calls them light poles.
WrongUn
Must be if it makes no sense your end. Light pole sounds funny to me
BaitnSwitch
I know what a lamppost is but it wouldn't be the first thing out of my mouth. Maybe for a gas lamp in an old part of town or something.
shwiggityshwoot
Lamppost belongs in the foreign lexicon box along with bonnet/boot, pram, aluMINium, etc.
WrongUn
Foreign is a matter of perspective. That's domestic pour moi
acquisitive
It would be weird if he/she used a light pole as a dildo
LadyyBear
Who's dildo was it?
AddNapalm
...When in Rome, do as the Romans do?
ShowALK
No they didn't.
RightHandedMan
and apparently it landed perfectly on top
thelostg
Yeah but why did you dil that?
hitlersamputatednut
Light pole? The fuck
flatulenceofthefirstdegree
I put a vibrator in my mayor's mail slot. It seemed funny at the time. It still is.
ShaZam1269
Sounds like a coded message there.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
You're not wrong!
SugarSmack
But was it turned on?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Not untill it opened it's mail slot
EverythingIsAConspiracy
Underappreciated comment ^^
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I smell a conspiracy
Wombatish
It's not a bumble bee, is it?
wartoaster
Hahaha look at this idiot who never grew up in a small town. I bet you even had cable tv
thoughtcrime
your logic is sound.
Meqad
I grew up in a very small town. Can confirm, we dit extremely stupid stuff when bored.
bingotown
He's probably never driven around in the middle of the night playing "find the red blinking tower light."
wartoaster
*blink* ITS OVER THAT HILL shit we lost it ... ... *BLINK* THERE IT IS AGAIN IT MOVED did it move? *blink* AAA THERE IT IS
TypoInEveryComment
th3p0x
DANG OL' MEGA-LO-MART GO BOOM
wartoaster
Generally, people in small towns have so little to entertain themselves that dumb shit like "try to land a dildo on a light pole" is common
TypoInEveryComment
When you put it like that it's a good thing :)
FilthyRapscallions
Azdv
This is amazing.
OhBuggerIt
That is probably the most random yet amusing GIF I have ever seen ... I'm crying here ...!
rianocerous
You know, as one does....
Spanky41
I remember I failed at this once
DahPrincess
As the prophecy foretold
CanadianFurr
Yes, 'twas foretold you would say that.
SpanWolf
As is tradition.
modicumjones
It's the Pair-of-Nikes-On-A-Wire of the Bay Area.
HelloMyNameIsPooter
I would upvote but you're at 69
CacaFueg0
It is known
GoodOlCornholeJackson
Like ya do...
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
I got that reference
TheFriendlyPineapple
Naturally.
pieter42
Indeed. Ah, i miss those dildo throwing nights of my youth! How we cavorted amd what not! When we were young...
saturnscape
I want you to know i favorited this post because if your comment. I brought me to tears, ill think of it randomly and it still makes me laf
rianocerous
I'm glad I could provide that service
theadventuresofpotatoman
as is tradition here in canada
DarkMutton
....when one is blackout drunk
Klingon00
That was the fashion back in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
mrose50
Damn that illusive crime lord. We WILL catch you Keyser Soze!
chbarts
Illusive crime lord. A crime lord that's an illusion.
kevind13
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
PeregrinTook13
Oh, like you never have?
ratfaceddog
They just said "as one does," like they do it normally.
ArtSparkle
[PLEADING THE 5TH INTENSIFIES]
Sijil
Speak up pussy twinkle! We know you done it!
valkyrium
I heard it's quite a thrilling experience
ZweiTime
God I heard that all in cyanide's voice
MagicallyMike
Imgur: you come for the visuals, you stay for the comments. +1's all around, y'all!
TheMostTrustworthy
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5FingerJeffPunch
In this case...enlightening.
coolfire0001
mirrorz
The actions were clear; The reasons are not.
ifitseasytakeittwice
.
ARavenousChimp
I'm going to have to steal that line. Haha.
justsignedupforthishit
Me too.
TypoInEveryComment
If you had a ditto and there is a light pole. You would
chbarts
Ditto.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
I have a dildo, I have a pole- ugh! Dildo pole!~
ratfaceddog
UUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! They're one and the same!
JinXLeD
A pole is a person from Poland... But a dildo is an object. so... A polish dildo?
OnlyCats
If I had a ditto I think there's be other questions
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drakewarnock
Diltdo
theberd
It can breed with everything...
MrPokination
No, you cannot fuck the ditto
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Dittos have ruined so many relationships.