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Jul 20, 2026 11:42 AM
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*) policy is subject to change when enough senators have been bought to allow it
welcometothedystopia
Sounds familiar...
stercusmoriturussum
I have no contract with Meta. I do have a big wrench, though.
Snooj
And once you try you realized that these instructions were not updated after the last software release so it's in a different place now.
017renegade
swofromtherock
This makes me sad, but I like it.
Ein0r
No, you don't hate invasive corporations enough yet
OhIfIMust
JohnnyFiveAces
They took away my stabbin' knife.
CaptSchmidtGaming
Am I the only one who think Stabby McStab Stab is a real entitiy in the world much like the sleep paralysis demon? I can't be. other people have seen and quoted stabby too.
OhIfIMust
myusernameisworryingme
Help! I locked myself out of my account. The only thing I can chose to reactivate it, is getting stabbed in the knee by Fucko the Knife Robot!
insanitycontinuum
Don't worry, Fucko will arrive as soon as possible
STGxDante
Opting out might also just be a lie and do nothing. Twitches new ai was proven to be listening even when turned off/ opted out.
TheRealMrKerfuffles
Twitch, the live streaming platform? I'll be honest, I've only really used it for the game drops these last few years. When the heck did they get an AI?
STGxDante
Amazon their parent company just invested $50 Billion into Open ai and are now shoving ai tools down the throats of everything they own.
TheRealMrKerfuffles
Wow. The horrors never cease, huh? Is it just for the streamers, or do we as viewers need to turn some hidden setting off?
STGxDante
Just streamers but also not? The first 1 is an ai summary of what is happening on stream when you first enter a stream and sometimes takes opinions from chat. So it's using all of us to train. The 2nd one is ai voice commands for streamers to clip, like streamers- " clip that." And it clips
TheRealMrKerfuffles
I shall do my best to fuck with any polls or whatever the AI gives chat. Thank you for the heads up!
GeorgeCostabaplaps
If you happen to get stabbed by Fucko, binding arbitration will occur with a tribunal of Meta shareholders who will value your knee capacity at less than half the market value, pending investigation by X-labelled police force
sfrinlan
Remember when you created an account and downloaded the app because Facebook is where your child's high school sports team or your neighborhood HOA posts all their updates? Well, that's when you signed away your rights to any and all notion of privacy!
j/k you already signed it away before that just to use basic services and be able to perform simple transactions to live in this country.
Tinsoldat
You already waived your rights to arbitration by accepting the terms and conditions
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Which I want to see challenged in court some time
3nd3rwiggin
Not many people would be able to afford to bring that challenge.
riverpubby
Yeah and even if they could the corpos would straight up drag it out until they couldnt.