Look at my cute racoon waifu

Feb 28, 2026 12:57 AM

You’re being weird af @OP

6 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 6

What song/music she skated to?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really really love seeing people who are really good at what they do, be really happy about how well they did it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dont love your job, job your love..

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incorrect. She is three-dimensional and therefore cannot be a "waifu".

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Your" cute raccoon waifu? Get some help.

6 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Yeah, I am NOT on board with calling a living, breathing person barely out of childhood your “waifu”. That’s pretty fuckin’ gross.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Do you think there's olympians out there who wake up every morning, sick and tired of the grind and kind of wishing to die rather than go to work being one of the best athletes in the world?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean I believe she was one of them. She quit cause she hated it. Then went back a year or two later with conditions to remove what was making her hate it and this is the result.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This performance is such a distillation of what humans can do. I wish it was on the Voyager gold record. If aliens could get a quick taste of us, this would be a good sample. She's awesome.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TWIFTA!

6 months ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 3

She nailed it, and she KNEW she nailed it.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Every time I see this, I'm so worried for that guy's feet. :D

6 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Its like she doesn't even touch the ice. She hovers slightly above it before she has to defy gravity and physics. Quite impressive

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Art by Sam Yang

6 months ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Genuinely curious because I never noticed, but does she have her frenulum pierced? And is that a thing now?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

She does. Apparently she did it herself. Also, apparently many piercers will refuse to do it because the rings wear down the enamel on your teeth and can cause some serious problems down the road.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes and yes. Called a “smiley.”

I asked the same thing to my gen Z kid and got the “you’re so old” stare so you don’t have to. Takin’ one for the team here.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Had to get my daughter a frenectomy when she was a baby because she was tongue and lip tied. Made it a struggle for feeding. I guess I robbed her from this new trend by making sure she stayed healthy as a baby. :/

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Her performance made me cry. She was having so much fun.

6 months ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 3

She retired because she had started to hate it, then came back on her own terms, and was better at it than anyone else.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think that's what sticks so much to me about that performance. You can see the unfiltered joy on her face while she's out there and it's infectious. The crowd really responded to her energy and that's what elevated it from a great performance to one of the best of all time

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That sentence breaks my brain.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That's what I'm fuckin' talking abooout!

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's rich, attractive, and young. She went to private schools, had access to everything good in this country. She did a great job but I don't get the hype.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based Equestrian class cute racoon. No one cares about the plebs.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You literally cannot help but love her.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I love when skaters grab their blade and spin. I think that's my favorite move.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm fucking talking about!

6 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

I've been using this statement at random to hype myself up lately and it's kinda fun, like getting thru stuff.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

She's an Olympic gold medalist, not "YOUR raccoon waifu". Jesus Christ.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Damn straight! She’s AMERICA’S raccoon waifu.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Mmm gross.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make a raccoon comment and get 20 down votes. You make a raccoon comment and make front page. Imgur reminds me a lot of high school...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figure skaters are crazy with all those super fast tornado twists. While wearing shoes with knives!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some deep psychological discussions as to why the "Quad God" choked. Consensus is he stopped having fun

6 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

I mean he still left with a team gold it’s not like he left empty handed.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that the media labeled him that. It's a curse to be labeled like that.

6 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

He named himself, for the record.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oooooohhhhh k. That's too bad. Tough lesson there for him.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He has the goods to back it up. Did you see the grand prix final? Seven quads, including the axel.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh, he had a bad skate. It happens to everyone, just happened to him at the worst possible time. He'll be back and he'll be fine. My analysis: he missed the axel then psyched himself out for the rest of the program.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dont know which is my favorite part: the knee slide, the jump split with the wave, or the hair flip at the end. Also, wasnt too sure about the hair style until i saw it in a ponytail. Omg its cute.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't get the racoon part.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She can win an Olympic gold medal, but can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

6 months ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 6

I bet she knows trix are for kids

6 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

But what would she do for a Klondike bar?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The answer is enough processed sugar to kill a small house pet.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

( it's mostly the sugar, but the cinnamon doesn't hurt)

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I get it's a joke, but stop corpo tag lining shit, it's still advertising even if you're trying to make a funny.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

You must be fun at parties.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I completely agree with you.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would think she can. Her hair kind of resembles the cinnamon swirls on every tasty piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and I hardly think that's a coincidence.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

To be fair that rabbit is a gatekeeping prick. And shouldn’t be trusted if for no other reason than the ancient accords between man & faire

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean her outfit kinda looks like one.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the coolest rejection walk-away of all time.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely winning with the best intentions of healthy communication, everyone can get behind that

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how figure skating uses conservation of angular momentum by pulling their arms in when they jump and spin. Its even more amazing to see them land and stick their arms out in order to slow themselves down. The sheer amount of practice it must took to be able to land that shit effortlessly!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go play on a spinning tire swing, or equivalent, you can feel the momentum and movement yourself to a degree.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen her referred to as a raccoon a couple times, but never found out why. please enlighten me?

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I don't think she eat in trashes so I don't know myself

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Her hair, I would imagine. It's striped like a raccoons tail.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Her blonde and black hair color, I assume.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks blue and white.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0