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May 17, 2016 2:07 PM
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ILOVEVALVE
This joke is ruff. It has a sense of doggystyle to it. That dog is boned. This post is just breeding puns.
davidattenbruva
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/dont-fuck-your-pets/80519337/
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
I am sweating in weird places
nitemancometh
Always upvote completely serious comics. One of my favorites: http://completelyseriouscomics.com/comics/2014-05-03-Impact.jpg
retrohellix
Don't stick it in your pupper!
ShabbaLife
Sleep eeeextra tight pupper ;)
TojS
That dog just learned he can trust no one.
literallynobody
the puppy's face tho
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
This is the first thing that has made me smile today, and I've been up since 6. Good job.
iKon2000
We don't know your time zone so that is useless. Up since 6 could have meant you have been up for 1 hour or 12
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
/a/L5Zcw
ShadowRunner94
Talk about getting boned. I mean furrreal
WillJeSuis
Reminded me of http://img05.deviantart.net/c047/i/2012/174/6/e/the_binding_of_isaac___magdalene_by_efrejok-d54kpko.png
Illusiv3lion
WillJeSuis
ISAAAAAAC!!!
cinnamonbunperson
Don't worry everyone. That's his purse that he is unzipping to give the dog a treat. Sleep well. You're welcome.
anitabieror6
a peanutbutter weiner treat....
Unverified
Yes, his penis
squishcat
and the dog is shaking with excitement for the dog treat! Yeah D:
Sephority
IT'S CALLED A SATCHEL
GreaterDog
Fanny pack, bro. With my roller blades.
EsanVoid
hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe...fanny...hehe.
oltanklo
And the dog is scared because he has no time to tell his dog friends that a man has free treats for them.
zombiefarmboy
Well that wasn't so ba.... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
Whitney Wisconsin
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
Darkest thing I have seen in a while
Ruceris
Then go watch/rewatch Fullmetal Alchemist, Brotherhood or not is your choice. And don't nobody reply to this with goddamn Nina
usersubbordercontrol
Trump saying China
PhantomLimbFap
CHINA
beearewhyayyenn
Mothers day - blink 182
6Gaurav9
What about that black substance scientists have made which only emmits back 5 % of light
Funbia
Ventablack. Sounds like some dark roasted Starbucks drink tbh
DarthDeadpool
Then you aren't trying hard enough.
foxracing254
Not since the accident.
codemister99
I watched 3 Guys One Hammer earlier. I think I win.
HurrDurrGurrPurrSchnurr
Oh, had totally forgotten that I already saw this. I shouldn't visit r/watchpeopledie so often
Angaram
I will not google that, I've been here long enough to know where this leads. Anal pain most likely.
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
I need an adult I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!
Chebear101
I need one too
SofaSurfer14
I am an adult ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ElephantKid
i need an adultier adult .
Wildzebucxl
No. No you are not.
kyranthecrafter
Bitch, I might be.
KillaMaaki
I AAAAAM AN ADUUUUUUUUULLLLTT *power up whoosh noise*
Wildzebucxl
My dad sent me here. He said you would touch me...?
Kichini
I'm a mum. Does that count?
PumparumTheCrow
Mom, they're posting that weird shit again!
Kichini
Stop tattling! No cartoons for you for juan hour!
Wildzebucxl
Yes
Kichini
Then... HEY! I'M AN ADULT!!