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Jul 31, 2026 3:45 AM
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PorneliusHubertII
Bro believes his Dr wife when she told him pussys dont get wet. Imagine....lmao.
HisBubbliness
This is the same beta fuck who bought one single board from a hardware store AND HAD IT IN A FUCKING TINY PLASTIC BAG WHERE IT COULDN'T FIT FOR SHIT!
sadurdaynight
If it makes you feel any better, this guy is nothing more than a jangling set of keys designed to distract simpleminded idiots with ragebait that makes them feel superior while actually just trying to sucker his idiots into buying merch. This style of rage talk show is formulaic, and has been repeated over and over for years. But they're leveraging it as a political tool, bc they get the nost rage bait morons that way. But it's all about how they can sucker idiots out of the most money.
mygodhasabiggerdick
He's 5'6" so we all know what his fucking problem is. That, and his wife's Saharan Vagina.
Recaffeinated
Ben Shapiro couldn't hit a layup if Caitlin Clark held him up by his little baby waist.
Dracology
I've heard of small dick energy but this is straight up inverted dick energy
Whitebeardthepirate
they're mad at him because they can make his wife wet, when he can't
Meyek
The WNBA all-star game was the same as any other sport. Nobody gives a shit when playing an all-star game to avoid getting hurt.
arghthisissohard
These people have no ideas, no solutions. All they have is feeling threatened by everything and lashing out with cruelty,
LostChats
This is an uncommonly insightful comment. My mother is MAGA and just spews hate (not solutions). I am LGBTQ IA+ and consistently remind her that MAGA I’d rather have me lose my job, lose my housing and be dead.
kInADress
Oh look, it's the waterfront property salesman. You know what, Ben? Actually fuck Aquaman, sell them houses to your wife so she could be wet for once...
darkchiron
They're all about respecting women's sports when they're being disingenuous about trans women.
TheRealArclight
HeywouldJablowme
But I thought they were protecting women sports by being transphobic?
huffnpuff72
Put him and his crew on the court with them.
InablueMule
Never heard of him
SayonaraSally
Ben Shapiro is... not the guy that I would expect to be making fun of the athletic ability of others. He seems like the kind of guy who would be made fun of.
irisewithredeyes
Incels' gonna incel...
AlmostClever
Ah yes, the man who bankrolled "Lady Ballers" once again criticizing women's sports. What a dingus.
smartazz104
Bros still bitter he can’t get his wife wet.
idiotsonfire
I can't wait till he gets Charlie Kirk'ed for not being enough of an outright Nazi for some other lunatic's fanbase.
slopwizard
He's more of a Nazi than most of them, but they'll never fully accept him because of their racism
idiotsonfire
Also, he's Jewish.
stronomer
I always wonder: what has gone wrong in childhood with these guys. Did no one ever love them? Praise them? Was he in an abusive family? Was he bullied in school? Where did things go wrong?
MrsHowVeryDareYou
My bet is that he wasn’t necessarily bullied, but he was ignored. And he had a charismatic brother he kept trying to copy but it just didn’t work for him. Finally, he accidentally figured out that having a common enemy bonds people (maybe complaining about a teacher?) and fucking RAN with it.
stronomer
Brother? There's more of them?
slopwizard
Ben is a classic incel. The girls he had a crush on dated taller men and it gave him a complex. He wrote a whole essay about how cool he is for not being invited to any parties in university
Stanistani
It's my hope that Charlie Kirk was the right wing's Harambe - he got shot and their timeline went to shit.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
The bitter fruit of transphobia grows from the tree of misogyny, always.
thebigbaka
He's just mad that they're all like a foot taller or more than him and any one of them would wipe the floor with him.
Antrobus55
And they're black.
whyisallthecheesegone
they should know better than to wipe the floor with him....Why make the floor dirtier?
slopwizard
They're probably drying the floor off
CaldariBob
Only a foot? I thought he was a little guy?
UNHchabo
An article I found says that the average height of a WNBA player is just under 6'1".
His claimed height is 5'9", but most people who have done comparisons think it's actually 5'5"-5'6".
The same article puts the average Center in the WNBA is 6'5", so it's possible that the average Center is a full foot taller.
Osiricus
He's just a wittle guy, those women tower over him. I'd like to see him do literally anything athletic.
shitheadtookmyname
Also each one has made his wife's pussy wetter than he has
eetsumkaus
literally wipe the floor with him
LinguisticBitch
Why? He’s going to smear shit all over.
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
slopwizard
This was great, thank you
UNHchabo
Womens' sports are awesome. I'm not big on basketball in any form, but I love the PWHL. And they stream every game to youtube!
https://www.youtube.com/@thepwhlofficial
The Womens' Pro Baseball League starts their inaugural season this Saturday, but they still haven't announced the broadcast/stream location.
https://www.womensprobaseballleague.com
UNHchabo
Looks like the WPBL announced their broadcast plans today, I just didn't see it cause it only got posted to twitter and facebook. 🤷♂️
In the US, it will be on ESPN+.
If you're outside the US, it will be streamed on their youtube channel.
kickahippie
First I'm seeing women's hockey on TV. I've never really followed sports but I'll stop and watch for a bit (until it goes to commercial). How is the woman's hockey compared to men's? This one play looks pretty good, at speed with accuracy. I'd imagine its maybe a little slower, like 80-90% speed, but also maybe a little more finesse. Are there still big hits and gloves off fights?
UNHchabo
When I watched my college team, they had major restrictions on how physical they could get. I still enjoyed it cause it meant the play was much more technical.
In the PWHL their different rules compared with the NHL are mostly focused around our modern understanding of head injury.
They don't do gloves-off fights, which frankly I prefer. This was the biggest I've seen, the big hit got a Game Misconduct for head contact, then there were matching Minors.
Pats0r
A lot of w-sports are nice to watch, but some, like football, is (imo) to slow, to boring, i litteraly fell a sleep during a match on tele.
On the other hand, brazil vs us woman team was... entertaining... amazing how the ref did not send everyone off with a red card lol, brutal brutal fouls.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I don't know too much about that guy, but I assume he once was a famous basketball player, right? And has a ton of trophies from all kinds of championships, yes? That must be it. Because otherwise making fun of professional athletes he never outperformed would make him such a huge ignorant asshole, they should be legally allowed to punch him in the nuts.
Rubyrose99
Assuming he has nuts to punch and they haven't regressed into the inguinal canal
NotedNuance
Its the huge ignorant asshole one. Punch away.
Sensiblyinteresting
I bet he's never sunk a 3
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
Reminds me of sf the time there was someone making fun of a pro NBA player for being the bottom rung. Was all cocky because they were one of the top amateur players. The ""worst"" pro beat the top rookie in a 1on1 with luke 25% effort. The worst of the best is still above and beyond normal human skill.
powerrangerpl
Would be a shame if he'd share the same fate that the other right-wing cunt face. You know, pissing out of his neck while being a right-wing cunt face.
CatShadowleaf
I was just thinking that someone could use a Kirking.
jalcantara88127001
Let's watch him play basketball. Or montage his show's cringe moments. Won't be hard
DukeDarkwood
I vote for the latter.
bakerguy1337
Every single moment is laughable, and cringe.
onlyhalfghost
the latter sorta exists, in the form of Behind the Bastards reading and lampooning his terrible novel.
Callynd
Also his anti-sex book. Robert's read a lot of Benny Shaps' books.
slopwizard
If you want to laugh at some cringe he has written some fiction. Oh, sorry, I should clarify: I mean besides his political fiction. Fiction like as in a story
CyberHexx
The daily wire is hemorrhaging money anyway. With any luck this genocidal shit smear will run out of money and disappear.
JiujitsuPancake
I$r@hell lawmakers recently approved a 1 BILLION budget to fund a cabal of "influencers" to whitewash the apartheid state, since it is so incredibly unpopular. Sadly I bet anything ben's failed propaganda company will get a nice lifeline from that endless pit of money.
HisBubbliness
There are always right-wing fucks with deep pockets willing to pay people like Shapiro for propaganda.
eetsumkaus
yeah, this is pretty much him throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Ben Shapiro has always styled himself as the intellectual leader of the far right. Now that they've abandoned all semblance of intellectuality and most of even his content goes over their heads, he's having to grovel for their views by appealing to the lowest common denominator. I'd also say him being Jewish is a reason he doesn't get to hang with the cool kids anymore. Good riddance.
KuroNeko00
Unfortunately he'll probably just pivot to another grift and keep on going.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Genocidal Shit Smear is what he titled his home made solo sex tape.
GwensBackOnHerBS
Lmfao
fartyandbloated
I’m confident he has squirreled enough away that he will be set for life after it implodes. There’s no way he ends up broke unfortunately.
StormBurnX
With any luck he'll follow in the footsteps of his transphobic and misogynistic idol, Charlie.
lackinglife
Yep, they tried to become a full on network because they are all failed Hollywood writers who internalized that they failed because Hollywood was too woke for their work. Turns out they failed because they are just really shit at it.
Though ben in particular is suffering hilariously because he supported the racist group who turns out don't like Jewish people also, a plot twist worthy of the daily wires writing room.
eetsumkaus
takes a lot of people to make Daily Wire go around, and not everyone there has a grievance, only iffy morals. You can still be a legitimate artist with questionable ethic, as the MeToo movement demonstrated. The problem is the ones who DO have grievances are calling the shots, and I imagine that's the problem with most conservative media.
inkasep1
I mean.. people who aren’t complete shit tend to flee companies with an overall community like this more often than not for better pastures. If you are a legit artist, (in an artist focused profession) you tend to know you can find good work elsewhere.
eetsumkaus
keep in mind that at one point, the Daily Wire was one of the most profitable media companies around. Any "greener" and you run into the part of the industry gated by nepotism and the Old Boys' Club.
inkasep1
Fair. But it isn’t now, right? Unless I misread the situation
InfocalypseRising
If you want a real mindfuck go look up Steve Bannon's rendition of Coriolanus. A sample:
"To all Crips and Bloods, let’s unite and don’t gangbang and let it be a black thing for the little black girl and the homie Rodney King. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. If
LAPD hurt a black, we’ll kill two. Pow. Pow. Pow. "
pandemicmodedad
Wut?
CyberHexx
Yeah, there's plenty of successful conservatives in Hollywood. They're successful because their politics aren't their whole personality, unlike Shapiro.
inkasep1
Once upon a time it was NORMAL to not even think about the political views of x celebrity. I miss those times.
thedudeman519
Like before Charlie Chaplin ?
SalmonTheWise