cryptidofthewood
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Queen of fire?
Kavrae
#25 Angel Beats I think did something similar.
Sauroctonus
#25 Show them Too Many Cooks
ATransgenderedRose
Absolute banger of a dump. Repost about half to my polycule's meme channel
WorkLurker
#30 Goku & Piccolo, Goku & Vegeta, Piccolo & Vegeta
qwertdeep
#10 aren’t a lot of people related to Genghis Khan?
MADchemEE
Very nice tumbler/green text/makes you think collection. Well done @op. Not just another "unturned dump", that doesn't deserve to. Bravo @op
cryptidofthewood
I strive to find unhinged and good memes. Hope your day is well.
Eatsleeprun
#33 Yeah, that's Imgur.
jherazob
The worst is when you remember a better incarnation of it from some years ago
wherearemytesticles
Arcanum3000
#33 Star Trek Picard
Malloon
I don't completely know why, but #37 makes me happy.
AceOfNines
#18
3Davideo
#17 A very interesting idea of his, but crediting his astrological sign? Might as well credit his blood type instead.
SalmonTheWise
No, blood types are real.
kingkongkeom
#20 he is like that because you happened...and time.
enheru
#1 Elves usually aren't androgynous other than the men having long hair and no facial hair.
Carl99
Whilst true usually, exceptions exist. Varsuvius for example.
Efreeti
Ayyy Order of the Stick! Got to catch up on that sometime.
RedJacketHero
#8 This would honestly be one of the most effective ways to flirt with me.
eggmuffin
#28 Home—made packer? With nylon and condoms? What is a packer?
GCRust
It's a artificial dick.
ElynaerDeiros
it's a fake penis to add a bulge to the pants for transmascs + others
eggmuffin
Oh! OK, now the scene makes more sense.
magicrhombus
From context I'm going to guess it is a cosmetic dick worn by trans men?
Eilonwyy
The male version of a binder. Fills out where something isn't.
xstickman
#37 does her tattoo go over her shorts? Are the shorts themselves a tattoo? Help
Slaydedragon
Took me a minute too. It’s a triangular cut out in the shorts with a flower at its point.
AimForTheLittleToe
Thank you so much, that was bothering the shit out of me
beoluves
There is a cut in the short, it's not an uncommon design. They're very tight too
CreagHutton
#21 radium girls https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls
Yellowchopsticks
#1 Elves aren't really androgynous if you pay attention
smallfrie32
#35 can someone explain to me how an aplatonic wants friends or an aromantic loves romance? Isn’t that antithetical to the definition?
SalmonTheWise
Is aplatonic someone who wants to fuck everyone they know?
smallfrie32
Dunno. I can only assume that it means someone who’s not interested in friendsonly level relationships? So could want a partner not just sex
smallfrie32
And I do mean this sincerely. Would they not just be exploring their identity and finding out they’re a different label?
beoluves
Maybe the concept of it? Maybe to a smaller degree than others. Maybe they just...like to watch others in that scenario
smallfrie32
Hmm. I’m fully aware errythang is a scale and all the points are made up. But I’d love to ask the poster for more details
CoachMcgurl
Yeah. There's gotta be a better way to explain that.
Outforalark
Just because they don't want it for themselves doesn't mean they can't enjoy it in a storytelling context, like in a book or movie.
smallfrie32
I guess I can understand that for the aromantic in this meme, but it specifically says “an aplatonic who wants friends…”
smallfrie32
That seems contradictory?
Outforalark
That one I can't answer, unless maybe it's someone who would like friends but finds themselves unable to form friendship bonds?
chryckie
The timestamps on #5 confuse me
BenevolentViking
#4 Nope, when it came to priests and priestesses in particular, both the priesthood and the worship were different depending on the 1/2
BenevolentViking
deity: female gods had female priesthood and male gods had male priests. Then, Artemis for example was said to be a virgin, so her 1,5/2
BenevolentViking
main priestesses were also young, chaste girls. In contrast, Hera was the goddess of marriage, so her priestesses were married women 2/2
RatBits
Sensible, really. One way of being close to your deity is to emulate them.
KixStar
Who's the guy missing an arm? He made (at least?) 2 appearances.
Nekola
It's Finn. He loses his arm during the last season, I think.
ElynaerDeiros
*probably* finn. he loses an arm in the later seasons i think?
BeesechurgerProductions
Correct
celebrityshoutbox
Natalie's dad is a good guy
ninjaguineapig
And his name is Albert Einstein
Equinox13
Natalie Einstein is a pretty freakin' sweet name, not gonna lie.
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mormacil
To an extend, ancient Greece didn't really differentiate between virgin/maiden/young girl. Virginity was rarely important but being 1/2
mormacil
chaste could be in a religious context. And they had far less issues with women sleeping together then adult men. 2/2
MasterE
No. They were called vestal virgins and they were chaste. They were allowed to marry after 30 years of service.
BenevolentViking
No, not true. Everything from the gender of the priesthood to how they should conduct themselves depended on the specific deity, and they-
BenevolentViking
-weren't all on drugs either.
JimboTCB
#28 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.
CoachMcgurl
Pretty sure I read a hentai with that same concept.
lilmoff
https://music.apple.com/us/album/detachable-penis/256716629?i=256716690 Love this song
HeyOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Yakeshinu
OhmyBandit
#4 Only marry a virgin, meant for them: only marry someone who isn't already married to someone else.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
So my virgin olive oil has already been fucked by multiple people?!
SalmonTheWise
MasterE
They were called vestal virgins and they were chaste. They were allowed to marry after 30 years of service.
mormacil
And while they were accepting of teenagers having sex with adults, two adults of the same gender and social class wasn't that accepted.
OhmyBandit
Which translates loosely into: "don't be an arsehole" or "that's gonna cause a lot of drama, don't do it dawg".
beoluves
And they sure know about drama
EaNasirIsABastard
If she has a ring don't stick it in.
vwyx
The virgin/chaste priestess thing isn't true, by the way. Virgin priestess had to remain chaste.
Anonymouse64
Yeah, and you fluffed it they'd wall you up alive.
vwyx
That was the Romans.
Anonymouse64
Eh, not like there's much of a difference as far as religion goes. So what did the Greeks do to you?
vwyx
We don't have a lot of records, but it seems like they fired you. It wasn't a lifetime position even if you did everything right.
smallfrie32
So they were extra virgin
a2s2020
The oily bird gets the worm
cloud82100
That really depended on the god. Being chaste while being a priest to Dionysus would be considered blasphemy. But Hades? Probably a chaste
cloud82100
Bunch of priests.
Leonon
What if the priests kidnapped their wives and ritualistically fed them pomegranate seeds?
TorrentialUpPour
Being the 'priest' of a Greek god was almost exclusively a part-time gig. The Sacred Virgins didn't represent any particular god.
vwyx
I'm pretty sure that's not true. It was a full-time gig for a limited time, and goddesses all had their own priestesses (virgin priestesses
vwyx
for virgin goddesses)
rdmage11
#46 They really are super chill, lot of good advice too.
Myslisankari
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose
tanebot
Yeeeeeah that's just the first /stage/ of how grief works. See also that damn monkey in Lion King who uses "it was in the past so it /
tanebot
doesn't exist and can't hurt you" to excuse being a prick.
zsefvgb
ADHD object permanence in a nutshell...
truthader
Problem: object impermanence. Solution: object impermanence.
LexDel
Rewatching it rn to help me work thru this awful breakup+anxiety+depression.
lovenugg3t
I'm going to ~fester~ a bit
acinonyxjubatus
Of course, a few minutes later in the episode he uses a fishing rod to retrieve it.
beoluves
Because it's just a cup, and it's funny.
coffeepot583
He said it was good advice, not necessarily easy advice
rdmage11
Which leads to his second piece of advice I remember: "sucking at something is the first step toward being kind of good at it."
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Weigh loss advice is like that, too. Losing/gaining weight (healthily) is simple. But it ain't easy. Thanks, human nature.
rusrsdude
Most advice-taking fall in the same pattern. Do this thing to lose/gain, stop doing the thing for any reason, feel bad and never try again.
rusrsdude
What people miss is how to properly execute the advice. You need to be patient, consistent, and the ability to forgive yourself. Try again.