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trash panda tax
jessiNoodleModel
Put some nuttella on that banana bread and call it a day
ExoCyberBit
That cup ramen is adorable
Turbolibros
#13
ColdestOne
titaniumsnail
That's why those combined shopping baskets with wheels are great. No need to lug a large cart or basket around.
ColdestOne
I didn't realize it was happening until it was too late. Now I always grab a cart no matter what
ImurevJourhein
That second to last one is a sin against every religion, including a few that haven't been made yet!
thebigbaka
#13 lots of people like raisins
d3vilsavocado
Lots of people like hitler too.
notasmokealarm
galacticsaiyan
slotheroll
zerozolo
Taking this.
galacticsaiyan
slotheroll
MissivesFromTheTower
#19 It's "bone UP the teeth", you uncultured person, you!
Jetthix
Bum sniffed my teeth
fatfish89
My life is tounge I am almost big enough now my scale won't register my weight
RatioEssendi
#1 Seriously? Not: "MADNESS? [raises slice into giant black hole of mouth] THIS... IS... PIZZA!! [releases slice, it falls screaming etc]"
GadenKerensky
For some reason, I downvoted your comment. The strange thing is I did not know this until I scrolled down and first saw your red-marked post
TheUnspeakableh
13 and 16 both actually sound kinda good.
thealexhardwick
Cup ramen can go fuck himself. He needs to start paying rent
OneGreatFap
*wipes brow* Got kinda gross and weird at the end there kinda.
JebidiahBeetus
Turbolibros
Skyff
tanebot
Especially the pictures. I'm in the pictures.
Phant0m5
Mmhmm. Especially #2, except instead of cookies and milk it's "Spaghetti left in the bag" and "sauce left in the fridge."
TheRimOfTheSky
b-bag?
Phant0m5
Dry spaghetti is sold in plastic here. Used to have a container I'd put my dry noodles in once the bag was open, but it broke.
ScourgeOfAges
Skyff
Pixels!!!
sakster
RhinoNaut
#16 It isn't working.
TheDogEnd
Makes me think of the yogi from Avatar: The Last Airbender that fed Aang onion-and-banana juice
Sloshing
The pizza one made me salivate like you do before you throw up.
hazzelchef
#3 looks fresh af
justarocknroller
I'm gonna be perfectly honest. Peanut butter and onion might not be terrible. Got a feeling bit ain't *great* but it might not be terrible.
MrTwinkleToes
It's not bad actually, just add some mayo(must be creamy not tangy) and it's some good comfort food
mrputter
justarocknroller
Peanut butter and mayonnaise I've had, it's not a favorite, but definitely tasty
ImSilverTongue
Can confirm: I was a latchkey kid after my parents divorced, and I'd get home and make a Peanutbutter and Onion sandwich after school.
SlotCarsarejustsmallteslas
#15 peanut butter and WHAT
SlotCarsarejustsmallteslas
No wait #15. darnit
SlotCarsarejustsmallteslas
#16 jesus srsly I’m a moron
ctsdad
I actually can't think of a baked good where raisins aren't my preferred dark dot. Once they carmelize... oh yeah.
Buttholedestroyer69
Femkefatale
Those are capers not peas.
skittlesohenry
I’m gonna level with you: I’m intrigued by that pizza.
MomJokes
It made me think of Swedish pizza. Which can be freaking amazing.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
#4 i can't be the only one to the noodles go rancid...
titaniumsnail
I've had rancid noodles once and I am never eating that brand again.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
That was me though, it was past date by like two years.....
Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah
A solid dump if silly-in-all-the-right-ways +1
galacticsaiyan
anjeleyezjr
Why people always hating on raisins?
easilybutthurt9000
They are secretly turds.
TheFeralDog
It's the old I thought they were chocolate chip but it was oatmeal raisin. I like oatmeal raisin, just not when i think it's chocolate chip.
CoffeeBaagel
Because they don't like them
thesved
Because raisins ain't chocolate
pizzaparty
Why use raisins for anything when you could use dates? Dates are so much better. They taste like toasted marshmallows! Massively underrated.
kjb72
To me they're like boogers in my food.
superpaul79
I love me some grape jerky.
siler7
Why people always writing shitty sentences?
SkogensKung
I like raisins, I just don't want to be surprised by them.
PainGwen
i find this interesting because I have never been surprised by raisins. You can smell them in cookies, for example. That is, I can.
SkogensKung
Well, it's pretty clear in cookies, but like in buns, it's kinda difficult to smell them because I smell the cinnamon.
Obsideonstar
Ikr, fuckin love me some elderly grapes
JennyLawless
Trust issues from thinking they’re chocolate chips as a kid
thelittlestjedi
They’re mother nature’s candy!
amipsycho
grapes are mother nature's candy. raisins is like finding a 5 year old opened bag of gummy bears.
ZigZagVanfritters
IKR I don’t have a problem with them, like yah I prefer a chocolate chip, but if there’s raisin I’m gonna eat it
ColdestOne
Yeah for real, especially inside a cinnamon bun.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
I get when it's cookies or something and you thought it was chocolate but were disappointed, but raisins are good in in cinnamon buns.
PainGwen
there seem to be dozens of us who love raisins. I like raisins in my oatmeal cookies as well as in cinnamon buns.
michaelboyer99
In honesty if i found out that, I would be one of the people who would say "I'd thank the chef who made this"
Ruhig
Raisins only go in carrot cake, or the trash.
DiplomChiller
It's just the horror when you expect a chocolate chip and bite on a raisin instead. You never trust any cookie again...
anjeleyezjr
Chocolate chips just aren't that good in cookies, or really, anything.
Tenki001
This is what I always think as well when I see things like this
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Raisins are the adult ingredient which makes sweets safe from children eating them away. Small price to pay in my mind.
candar
Stuck in ya teef
Sirsir94
It only sucks when you're expecting chocolate chips. In a cinnamon bun? Hell yeah
BustedBattery
If you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape. It's a Rock Fact
Sirliasly
Freaking love raisins. I put then in stuff I don't want to share with the hubby.
irishscorpio8888
Because cooked raisins remind me of engorged ticks. ?
Winter23
The *pop* is what makes it so satisfying to eat ?
GTimgur
They are an insult to grapes, lesser in every way.
100KushUps
Maybe it's because instead of being made to delicious wine, it gets made to wrinkly betrayal?
anjeleyezjr
Delicious wine. I think you are drunk if you think that wine is delicious. Rotten fruit nastiness it is.
AlienNippleAntennae
I AM ALSO ENRAGED BY YOUR LACK OF RAISINS! GIVE ME MORE IN MY BRAN, IN MY CINNAMON ROLLS AND AS A FUCKING SNACK!
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
They are ok in oatmeal raisin cookies. That is all.
anjeleyezjr
They are delicious in so many things. Expand your culinary horizons!
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
They make literally everything else worse
lovinglockdown
Because sultanas
ColdestOne
I'm fine with the raisins. What I'm not fine with is a god damn unpitted olive in a salteña
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
They're like having a giant zit in the middle of your food.
billyrayvalentine
Ceomin
I believe its more that they often come unexpected, when you were expecting chocolate chips.
cacklingeagle
What a pleasant surprise
billyrayvalentine
anjeleyezjr
They are better than chocolate chips in every way, and the chewy texture is perfect.
billyrayvalentine
immoral0
On this day of celebrating revolution, know that I have stolen this.
gunnexx
Fucking love raisins and sultanas. On their own, in cookies, in salads, in food etc
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Because “mums” (and satan) try to substitute chocolate in cookies with them. Also fruitsalads; leave raisins out and add more banana slices.
anjeleyezjr
Raisins are so much better than chocolate chips in cookies, it is almost impossible to define.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
anjeleyezjr
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Pretty sure Snoop would agree with me though; pretty sure he’s a chocolate man.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Downvoters are deluted, consumed by the poison that is raisins. The raisin spores supressing their ability to think rational!
anjeleyezjr
Lies.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
anjeleyezjr
My feelings are quite clear.
DejaMorus
Because we live in a world with chocolate chips. But don't worry, world, chocolate is not jealous. Share your food love!
armonis
Agreed. My wife can have the raisins.
HipsterFett
Because they remind us that there is no escape from the inevitable decay and entropy of all things. Also, they’re yucky.
anjeleyezjr
Lies. They are delicious.
Turbolibros
sillymissmillie
DvD1
Don't give up hope yet. MULTIVAC will come up with an answer.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
I spent most of lockdown operating a Multivac machine. I have RSI now.
yakatya
Especially in oatmeal cookies! They're so good!
espressoandpostrock
Oatmeal raisin cookies are better than chocolate chip
sillymissmillie
anjeleyezjr
IAmTheBadW01f
The gap narrows on high end specimens, but a mediocre oatmeal raisin cookie is much better than a mediocre chocolate chip, they're less dry
eksoskel
There are dozens of us. Dozens!