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NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown1
I crap my hands for you @OP
DOINGODSWORK
anal.
Jyboza
I'm pretty sure number 28 was a drop from Supreme and not asian clothing
crispito
You know how westerners wear clothes with kanji, et c. but we don't really know what they mean? This must be how they feel when we do that.
Synsei
I was thinking, how many westerners wear even tattoos meaning "just add water" "your mom fucked me" "I'm douchebag" "no refund" whatever?
PokemonGoToHellPlz
to drunk to read
thatonefrancis
The "I Love BJ" Shirt is for I love Beijing. I actually own one. Tho, I don't know if it was intentional. I think just copying I Love NY.
SomethingOffensive
I think "Smooth Trooper lovers yo mamas flap jacks" is the winner.
spaceystacey
I legit laughed out loud at that one but I would buy the color me gangsta one!
fusk
Actually Oba Mao is good.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
This is the best shirt for sure.
Smurpo
Went to China 2 Christmases ago. Got one of those oba Mao shirts, I <3 BJ, and a cat shirt that said "Chairman Meow"
WoopDeFrickenDoo
How often do you get to rock the I <3 BJ shirt?
Smurpo
As often as I can.
Tom40
Isn't the "I <3 BJ" one for the Toronto Blue Jays?
BlueSpaceLizard
There's a similar one: 'I <3 DP' (A promotional shirt by Doctor Pepper that did not go quite as planned)
luv4yella
its for BeiJing
CabbageB0y
The last one is obvious photoshop
torpedoface
No its not actually. She sells cookies at Pittsburgh comic conventions. Friend of mine took the picture.
eyeLied
go take a current picture of her, and post it.
ILOVEFARTING
I, too, fart sexy style.
Themadmelon
AgentWilloughby
a) I hope that some of these folks know what they're wearing; b) I'd like to see a post detailing the goofy stuff we wear on our clothes.
phunkshun
Funny thing is...When we do this stuff, it's usually in the form of a tattoo, which is much...much more permanent. And funnier.
AgentWilloughby
"Oh my new tattoo? Thanks for noticing! It means 'sunshine breathe longevity.'" "Um, no, it means 'eat slippery walrus [censored]."
TracyGorman
I am whore wink wink
aidanthib
To be fair, #3 is just "clap your hands" in an Asian accent
TheEBOLAS
I always Fart sexy style.
BreadyStinellis
Is there any other way?
TheEBOLAS
Depends how sexy you are.
CheekiBreekiOverlord
I'd totally wear a shirt that says "I'm so fucking future"
BreadyStinellis
I actually want the "I don't need life, I'm high on drugs" shirt.
nopiggie
Yes! Me too, it's awesome
lozeldatkm
Some of these... why do those shirts even exist in children's sizes?
IceGambit21
#21 caught off guard. I'm still laughing.
ItsThoseZanyGermans
Think less, stupid more - Donald Trump's life motto
IslamPureEvil
Losers hate a winner.
JunkMonk
Is that Oba Mao design legal in China?
raygunCharles
yeah it's EVERYWHERE
AqualadTheRealMVP
my hearts swings between #21 and #31
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Did the creator know how offensive that shirt is? I hope that was their plan all along. Don't quite understand "frog" though.
AqualadTheRealMVP
Engrish isn't meant to be understood, nor is this tattoo: /a/YE5u8
ExTechOp
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/717479/posts
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Holy fuck the numbers are all fucked up and I can't find the edit option for albums anymore. FUCK IT!
IDontWannaSay
Dammit, and I posted a comment with a reference xD Thanks for the waring x)
MajikMessiah
I would like to vote for #9 or is that ... oh #9 well that one was in order :p
TheFloristFriar
My high school history teacher owns the Smooth Trooper shirt. He wore it when we learned about Japan, where he bought it
Tundra314
It's ok. It goes well with the photos
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Yea that's why I wasn't too worried. This whole post is fucked, I love it.
LadyMidnightToker
I actually didn't notice till you pointed it out.
annoyingjoe
Become Door!
Grievuuz
Still too early for me :'(
winsonian
Hold the Door
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
*pop!*
Tundra314
As someone who lives in China. I can confirm you see this a lot.
antsyinmypants
Was just going to say this. Saw way too many of these in China and Hong Kong.
mtilley
Spent 3 years in Korea and they're just as bad.
nancydrewnancy
why?
Tundra314
Why what?
igniteice
Why do we see this a lot. Bad translations? Or do the characters just look cool together to a non-English speaker?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I think it's just terrible translation. Think about how many people have Chineese characters tattooed on themselves that mean something else
igniteice
Are we including chinese people? If Americans get English words misspelled on themselves, I'm sure it happens in other cultures too...
phantasmaphilia
do you know where Americans can get these shirts?? I looked on Google & it was all spam links :'[
Tundra314
No but you can always make them your self! :D although I have seen the Oba Mao in a store!
AqualadTheRealMVP
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2012/12/engrish_signs_1.jpg It must have its moments
Tundra314
It does
ashmenon
My favorite is "Do not feed pond fish with bread. Your ancestors are disappointed in you."
joeyGOATgruff
As someone who think these are awesome. Buy me some and I'll get you back
triniq
http://www.engrish.com/category/clothing/
Tundra314
I haven't seen them in stores as often I seen them on people
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
Take them off the people then.
joeyGOATgruff
I want most of these. They're hilarious but for some reason, kind of cool. Ugh.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
HEY go to a craft store, get iron-on transfers, take a blank t shirt, make it happen yo. Lie to people about where you got it.
joeyGOATgruff
I've done that. After watching Running Scared w P. Walker, made shirts about Paul Walker eating pussy. The letters fell off after 1 wash
Tamzzzzzz
Peanut butter chocolate bar motherfucker!
angrierpanda
This is my favorite insult/comeback from today.
sasjkp516
Pretty sure that's Takizawa Hideaki from Tackey&Tsubasa; I'd know him anywhere lol he also has a shirt that says New York Fucking City on it
Tingettley
Fuck yeah!
Swiftlord
Is it racist if I say it in my head like an Asian person would?
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
I would absolutely wear that
LincolnSiixEcho
Yeah my fav
BabyHawk
I aggressively nose exhaled at 'PeanutButterChocolateBar motherfucker'
Andthatshowthenewsgos
Become Door!
BlueSpaceLizard
To know door, one must BECOME door.
BlueSpaceLizard
You know it, bitch http://imgur.com/3ISeMlV
HiImAwkward
CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS
queenbrochette
X3
LemmingAttack
That's one I actually want... I mean, more than the others.
LuckyWristbands
Best easter shirt ever made
Sagufu
Who the fuck is Jesus? ✌
pocketpython
I just found my new username
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
I seriously want the "Color me gangsta" one
winsonian
sweetbabyjesus.gif
Swiftlord
PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE BAR
Pootisborn
MOTHERFUCKER
InsolventTacos
chocolately.
Tikityler
pretty sure #3 is just spelled phonetically
FarEcho
One single piece of punctuation would change the whole context of that one...
fartharder
CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS
AuroraNora33
it's you again :0
tomyironmane
CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS
JavaCofe
CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS
jizzbiscuits
CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS
fluffyunicowsofdeath
fartharder
Believe it or not, so do I.
ThereIsNosSuchThingAsAnUsername
Not sure to up or downvote
fartharder
Not sure why you're not sure.
ThereIsNosSuchThingAsAnUsername
As the god of the downvotes, I'm confused what offer to bring
fartharder
There is no god down here.
FrenchPoodle
Some of them know what they're doing though.
unknwownandstuff
exactly ????
redbullvodka
Maybe hence the title? Idk.
Kaypea
My uncle lived in Taiwan for a few years & one Christmas he brought back a ton of these type of shirts as presents. They were the weirdest.
Shittheramensout
TopCommenter
Like "drop the bomb", who is clearly in an English-speaking restaurant.
neonturts
#28 is Supreme, skate company based in New York.
Minxar
Counted loosely. About 11-13 of the 37 or so pics truly have zero clue what the shirt really means. All of the younger adults seemto realize
Nuzzaaaaa
I hope so, once in Shenzhen I spotted: "Brooklyn gangsta nigga"... It was am old Chinese man wearing it... I wish managed to take a picture.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Especially this cheeky sonofabitch.
paperboii
she knows what's up http://imgur.com/mXMMWLC
SaucyDisses
The rest, lost in translation.
peppermintpixie
I <3 BJ is a shirt in Beijing, so they DEFINITELY knew what they were doing. Making a shirt about loving Beijing. ^_^
FrenchPoodle
Cool! I Did not think about that!
applesforjuice
The guys in China who I knew, and knew spoke english, didn't even try to understand their shirts. They just assumed they made sense somewhow
MyLifeIsPotatoe
Like the last one
eetsumkaus
The Fuck Jacket is from an American brand http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/cliffedge/item/3030103/
idownvoteplottwist
Falos
I can hear him saying it. He has some accent (also old man accent). I love it. I fucking love it.
BrothaBiscuit
I really hope #21 doesn't know
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Wondering how some of the shirts even come to exist
auroradragon
North Americans thing Asian words look cool on clothes. Asians do the same thing with English words. Translation game not so great.
DoctorCheeze
I like to think its a westerner fucking with them
PoopBag
"A N A L" for sure knew what was up.
JeRMP
As she walks through a remote field.
datUkrainian
That was posted to Reddit a long time ago, according to the OP, she had no idea what her shirt said because she couldnt read it
senkuo
I can give a demonstration
mrgrynch
Her photo made it seem like the shirt was classy because of the font and stuff. But nope its butt sex
uusinimi
Really, how can someone not know what ANAL means. Really. This world surprises me
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Different cultures and shit.
kewlchey
Talk about ethnocentric...
Ckubrock
Well, who the fuck IS Jesus?
thatonepokenerd
Your mom.
LeeTheEnginee
Chocolate fucking Jesus, that's who
Seggs
Whoisthis4chan.gif
Thatavus
whore2achainsaw
I fucking spat my drink out at that shit
problematicpolarbear
he goes by the name chesus and steals hubcaps from cars...
Seggs
Dear Jesus could you lend me your crowbar
GlowGreen
Jesus. JESUS? WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS?!?
MooblyDooblyWoobly
Why did you get downvoted. That was a good reference.
GlowGreen
Thanks :D
Deathsagaxx
tofuzoris
https://youtu.be/qJRKedSUHg4
jcollett
Not sure, but I heard he "is a good boy"
reux
Jaden? Is that you?
szepasszony
Jesus loves you. And will have you tortured in the most horrible ways forever and ever and ever if you don't love him back.
masterhammershield
Jesus loves you means something different in prison
rectalprolapse
I know I'm responding to a joke, but serious question: is there love in justice?
szepasszony
I certainly don't view people as criminals worthy of punishment because of their religious belief, or lack thereof.
szepasszony
Apparently at least 1 person does, though. Believing those who don't think like you deserve to be tortured is the worst part of religion.
szepasszony
Eternal torture (or any kind of torture) is not justice, and it is the antithesis of love.
rectalprolapse
If God makes a rule and does not enforce it, He is not just. But He is also loving, which is why he offers a way to avoid eternal torture.
szepasszony
If I make a cruel rule, I can't excuse being cruel in enforcing it by saying I'd be a liar for not doing so. It doesn't excuse the cruelty.
szepasszony
I tried most of my life to believe in God. It made me miserable, but believe me I tried. Some people simply can't. We deserve Hell for this?