Apr 21, 2021 1:31 AM
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AnxiousCuttlefish
Holy fuck I'm so glad I went back and turned on the sound
Zindarak1
well that's a concussion and a half
awesomespeler
Heads aren’t supposed to make that noise.
markushawthorne11
kevinbaken
I bet that was a Ping ball.
BladeSmithSapper
Wow, skull fracture?
AK90
Most likely, yes.
mediocrityatitsbest
Irish golfers by the "Fook"
Walksie
And the Mick I suppose ?
luciferian669
Fuck, that was a belter
vortexwake
Guy I knew died from that
witalaska4
Ouch!!! I’m pretty sure that caused some hairline fracture in his skull
StarmineRendezvous
Possibly the worst part about such a hit is that you never see it coming. Unexpected injuries hurt 10x more. Ultra painful.
PancakeQueeen
Goft ball hit my head once. When I was 12. I'll you from experience, 1 of the worst pains in my life. 1st E.R. trip, first time w/ stitches
HiIAmUserName
I got hit in the ass by a ball while putting my club back in my bag once. I had a four inch bruise for about a week. This had to hurt.
Gonnaderpya
Christ the fucking sound
nowyouvedoneit
I have three words for this: concussion.
Phischstaebchen
Why isn't the course closed for other players?
ThanosTheGreat
Me and dad used to play golf with this guy who ALWAYS teed off first. And then just walk to his ball and not wait for everyone else.
Yeah I hit him square in the back one day. He never played golf with us again after that.
badpuppeh81
There was pair speed players behind me who teed while I was still on the fairway, heard the pings off my cart, I was most displeased
usernameusedinlessplatforms2
Just throw/hit the balls to closest water :)
My dad did that back in February. Took his sandwedge. And as they got close. He hit their balls into the water. The were livid.
But we outnumbered them 2:1. So they just yelled and threw their clubs about. But didn’t approach us.
aFadingMemory
Someone did that once and my friend hit it back at them.
Klnwltrnk
I would have taken their golf balls with me.
Txdrifter
FUCK that HAD to hurt. Lol. I cant stop laughing.
ShootReborn
You're turn, you know... so we can laugh too :)
DryPoo
Ouch right in the noggin!
dhensong1510
Its not funny
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
https://southamptongolfclub.com/can-a-golf-ball-kill-you/
TKGactual
This is why you wear a hat.
hammersquirrel
I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy which is way more satisfying
BenWorthy
I hit a hole in one. State golf tournament.
Drew442
You're supposed to yell FORE but I was too busy mumbling "there's no way this is gonna hit him!"
bingbangboomhamburgertime
Mitch hedberg!
2cusswords
Classic Mitch
defenestratingliar
Do you like toast too?!
Jarachnaphobia
I think Bigfoot IS blurry, that's the problem. It was NOT the photographers fault.
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
A hole in one is impressive but can you hit the only 2" branch separating me from the green, and hit it every time too?
shorey66
As someone who has been hit multiple times....fuck you
It's a mitch hedberg joke calm TF down
Usainbold
wyt3fr0g
Etiquette on the golf course suggests you shout "Fore!" very loudly when you hit a wayward shot. I didn't hear a "Fore!" - not cool.
Bigbabylons
Look I used to play alot of golf, all he would have done is looked up to try see it comming a probably have hit him in the eye!
Fore, is not always the way to go, also might have felt OK coming of the club and lost sight of it.
MrHainey
Fore should have been called but so many trees shot was played blind & prob didn't know where the ball was heading. Very sore(been there)
ArcticFudgeHorns
Got hit in the shoulder sitting in a golf cart when I was a teenager. Hurt like hell.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
v
socloseyetsofa
this needs sound
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Fun fact,they're all really laughing in this scene because Del Toro kept farting.Was kept in because of the chemistry it showed between them
RolandLovecraft
Hand me the fucking keys, cocksucker whatthefuck?!
lichtly
I think you can hear the ping of it being hit, must have been quite some distance behind them.
JunkCollector1234
I've been hit on the arm and my equipment has many times. I cannot fathom how bad a head hit would hurt.
OldsterBabe
A friend was sitting by a course and got a golf ball to the head. Major seizure, permanent brain injury. She sued and won a big award.
fedoraeuphoria
Yeah, I don’t imagine these incidents are common at all, but I would absolutely seek immediate medical attention for brain damage
redwrangler9942
And the only time I ever wore a hardhat was mowing greens during a hurricane. I miss working at a golf course
snafu999
I cannot fathom how much it must hurt to get hit on your "equipment"
TeenageMutantNinjaRaptor
I got hit in the chest. People thought I was having a heart attack. It hurt so bad. Had a third nipple for awhile
DonteHaversham
Literally my first time out, i was forcaddying and a ball hit my hand, against a tree trunk from the tee. That mfer hurt like crazy
chiefrunswithscissors
Apparently someone at my friends work got hit in the eye and his eye exploded
ioangoci101
So you could say this is harder than a hole in one?
?
Nikolai5
It can kill people, so it hurts a lot I'd say.
NickRivieraMD
after reading your comment I just wanna see this video with the grape-stomping lady's audio cut into it.
SedatedSl0th
My first ebaumsworld video. My how far the internet has come.
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TheMadOnion
More likely caved in
neomagus00
Could just be blood. If the ball opened the skin, it'll waterfall immediately.
Nonsense79
Four!
ramram70
*Fart
ligmabolz
What , are you playing golf or something
735824
*for
*Fore*
swearty
4
I don’t really golf, just drive around in a cart and drink. So yea, four/fore/for/etc
A0ZAME
Feuoughr. It’s Scottish in origin. 18th century. It’s a strong wind advisory, important to men who wear kilts.
CirB
"...Head!"
GoldTeef4ErrBody
*4*
ProfBananaBread
That came from down course in almost the exact opposite the direction the guy was lined up to hit. How does this happen?
Herperchick
Me, I'd do that. #1 i suck at golf, #2 i spend the day making friends with the beer cart girls. I wouldn't be aiming for that.
Xerxes8169
Yea holes going opposite directions next to each other with a minor (tree) barrier are very common
adamrac
Good aim.
garzacalypse
randomtreebeard
You've obviously never golfed with me
IAmButASimpleMemeFarmer
Obviously you're not a golfer.
7CentsVern
I've played a course where many holes basically overlap. Called it the suicide course. I won't be back,way to compact, shady and dangerous.
Bugguts1957
People were involved
TeamRobot
See that bunker to the right? That’s a green side bunker. There’s another hole beside this Tee, and ave golfers aren’t that good.
TumeniHits
From another hole which runs parallel to this one
MatthewJohnsona
Guessing there's another hole to the left of those trees and someone seriously hooked it.
Zaruzen
Seriously, golfbolls can go ANYWHERE, even more so if there are rocks to hit.
Blightsteel101
Hitman with good aim, but bad planning
Drimee360
Sometimes adjacent holes on the golf course are too close together. Sometime golfers just hit wild.
Madwollf
Any golfer should know to yell "Fore" when they have a wild shot like that.
JackieTreehornProductions
If there’s any real wind at all against you they rarely will hear you on a drive. Plus some folks won’t belt it out either.
PizzaStation
Most likely a combination of the two. I've played some tight courses, and if you hook or slice at all on some holes, it gets sketchy.
DrBlackJack
I have a friend who can regularly hit over 350 yards, but the ball only stays in play on maybe half those shots. If one catches wind wrong..
Cha0sForever
I could only hit a 250 yard shot if I tried and then its still horribly inaccurate in the best conditions.
Carl99
How the hell could you even see the ball...
ExTechOp
It would help us a bit if the video were larger than a postage stamp, though.
The other golfer is supposed to shout four! Preferably four left or right etc
DietCokeIsTheBest
Fore
s0uld0g
For
You're quite right. Fecking phone!
AnxiousCuttlefish
Holy fuck I'm so glad I went back and turned on the sound
Zindarak1
well that's a concussion and a half
awesomespeler
Heads aren’t supposed to make that noise.
markushawthorne11
kevinbaken
I bet that was a Ping ball.
BladeSmithSapper
Wow, skull fracture?
AK90
Most likely, yes.
mediocrityatitsbest
Irish golfers by the "Fook"
Walksie
And the Mick I suppose ?
luciferian669
Fuck, that was a belter
vortexwake
Guy I knew died from that
witalaska4
Ouch!!! I’m pretty sure that caused some hairline fracture in his skull
StarmineRendezvous
Possibly the worst part about such a hit is that you never see it coming. Unexpected injuries hurt 10x more. Ultra painful.
PancakeQueeen
Goft ball hit my head once. When I was 12. I'll you from experience, 1 of the worst pains in my life. 1st E.R. trip, first time w/ stitches
HiIAmUserName
I got hit in the ass by a ball while putting my club back in my bag once. I had a four inch bruise for about a week. This had to hurt.
Gonnaderpya
Christ the fucking sound
nowyouvedoneit
I have three words for this: concussion.
Phischstaebchen
Why isn't the course closed for other players?
ThanosTheGreat
Me and dad used to play golf with this guy who ALWAYS teed off first. And then just walk to his ball and not wait for everyone else.
ThanosTheGreat
Yeah I hit him square in the back one day. He never played golf with us again after that.
badpuppeh81
There was pair speed players behind me who teed while I was still on the fairway, heard the pings off my cart, I was most displeased
usernameusedinlessplatforms2
Just throw/hit the balls to closest water :)
ThanosTheGreat
My dad did that back in February. Took his sandwedge. And as they got close. He hit their balls into the water. The were livid.
ThanosTheGreat
But we outnumbered them 2:1. So they just yelled and threw their clubs about. But didn’t approach us.
aFadingMemory
Someone did that once and my friend hit it back at them.
Klnwltrnk
I would have taken their golf balls with me.
Txdrifter
FUCK that HAD to hurt. Lol. I cant stop laughing.
ShootReborn
You're turn, you know... so we can laugh too :)
DryPoo
Ouch right in the noggin!
dhensong1510
Its not funny
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
https://southamptongolfclub.com/can-a-golf-ball-kill-you/
TKGactual
This is why you wear a hat.
hammersquirrel
I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy which is way more satisfying
BenWorthy
I hit a hole in one. State golf tournament.
Drew442
You're supposed to yell FORE but I was too busy mumbling "there's no way this is gonna hit him!"
bingbangboomhamburgertime
Mitch hedberg!
2cusswords
Classic Mitch
defenestratingliar
Do you like toast too?!
Jarachnaphobia
I think Bigfoot IS blurry, that's the problem. It was NOT the photographers fault.
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
A hole in one is impressive but can you hit the only 2" branch separating me from the green, and hit it every time too?
shorey66
As someone who has been hit multiple times....fuck you
Jarachnaphobia
It's a mitch hedberg joke calm TF down
Usainbold
wyt3fr0g
Etiquette on the golf course suggests you shout "Fore!" very loudly when you hit a wayward shot. I didn't hear a "Fore!" - not cool.
Bigbabylons
Look I used to play alot of golf, all he would have done is looked up to try see it comming a probably have hit him in the eye!
Bigbabylons
Fore, is not always the way to go, also might have felt OK coming of the club and lost sight of it.
MrHainey
Fore should have been called but so many trees shot was played blind & prob didn't know where the ball was heading. Very sore(been there)
ArcticFudgeHorns
Got hit in the shoulder sitting in a golf cart when I was a teenager. Hurt like hell.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
socloseyetsofa
this needs sound
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Fun fact,they're all really laughing in this scene because Del Toro kept farting.Was kept in because of the chemistry it showed between them
RolandLovecraft
Hand me the fucking keys, cocksucker whatthefuck?!
lichtly
I think you can hear the ping of it being hit, must have been quite some distance behind them.
JunkCollector1234
I've been hit on the arm and my equipment has many times. I cannot fathom how bad a head hit would hurt.
OldsterBabe
A friend was sitting by a course and got a golf ball to the head. Major seizure, permanent brain injury. She sued and won a big award.
fedoraeuphoria
Yeah, I don’t imagine these incidents are common at all, but I would absolutely seek immediate medical attention for brain damage
redwrangler9942
And the only time I ever wore a hardhat was mowing greens during a hurricane. I miss working at a golf course
snafu999
I cannot fathom how much it must hurt to get hit on your "equipment"
TeenageMutantNinjaRaptor
I got hit in the chest. People thought I was having a heart attack. It hurt so bad. Had a third nipple for awhile
DonteHaversham
Literally my first time out, i was forcaddying and a ball hit my hand, against a tree trunk from the tee. That mfer hurt like crazy
chiefrunswithscissors
Apparently someone at my friends work got hit in the eye and his eye exploded
ioangoci101
So you could say this is harder than a hole in one?
dhensong1510
?
Nikolai5
It can kill people, so it hurts a lot I'd say.
NickRivieraMD
after reading your comment I just wanna see this video with the grape-stomping lady's audio cut into it.
SedatedSl0th
My first ebaumsworld video. My how far the internet has come.
[deleted]
[deleted]
TheMadOnion
More likely caved in
neomagus00
Could just be blood. If the ball opened the skin, it'll waterfall immediately.
Nonsense79
Four!
ramram70
*Fart
ligmabolz
What , are you playing golf or something
735824
*for
kevinbaken
*Fore*
swearty
4
Nonsense79
I don’t really golf, just drive around in a cart and drink. So yea, four/fore/for/etc
A0ZAME
Feuoughr. It’s Scottish in origin. 18th century. It’s a strong wind advisory, important to men who wear kilts.
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
CirB
"...Head!"
GoldTeef4ErrBody
*4*
ProfBananaBread
That came from down course in almost the exact opposite the direction the guy was lined up to hit. How does this happen?
Herperchick
Me, I'd do that. #1 i suck at golf, #2 i spend the day making friends with the beer cart girls. I wouldn't be aiming for that.
Xerxes8169
Yea holes going opposite directions next to each other with a minor (tree) barrier are very common
adamrac
Good aim.
garzacalypse
randomtreebeard
You've obviously never golfed with me
IAmButASimpleMemeFarmer
Obviously you're not a golfer.
7CentsVern
I've played a course where many holes basically overlap. Called it the suicide course. I won't be back,way to compact, shady and dangerous.
Bugguts1957
People were involved
TeamRobot
See that bunker to the right? That’s a green side bunker. There’s another hole beside this Tee, and ave golfers aren’t that good.
TumeniHits
From another hole which runs parallel to this one
MatthewJohnsona
Guessing there's another hole to the left of those trees and someone seriously hooked it.
Zaruzen
Seriously, golfbolls can go ANYWHERE, even more so if there are rocks to hit.
Blightsteel101
Hitman with good aim, but bad planning
Drimee360
Sometimes adjacent holes on the golf course are too close together. Sometime golfers just hit wild.
Madwollf
Any golfer should know to yell "Fore" when they have a wild shot like that.
JackieTreehornProductions
If there’s any real wind at all against you they rarely will hear you on a drive. Plus some folks won’t belt it out either.
PizzaStation
Most likely a combination of the two. I've played some tight courses, and if you hook or slice at all on some holes, it gets sketchy.
DrBlackJack
I have a friend who can regularly hit over 350 yards, but the ball only stays in play on maybe half those shots. If one catches wind wrong..
Cha0sForever
I could only hit a 250 yard shot if I tried and then its still horribly inaccurate in the best conditions.
Carl99
How the hell could you even see the ball...
ExTechOp
It would help us a bit if the video were larger than a postage stamp, though.
shorey66
The other golfer is supposed to shout four! Preferably four left or right etc
DietCokeIsTheBest
Fore
s0uld0g
For
shorey66
You're quite right. Fecking phone!