ProChoiceBaby
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Apr 17, 2023 10:02 PM
ProChoiceBaby
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BrownestofCoats
Consequences from not using the three seashells properly.
Shickzilla
InfocalypseRising
Bad food + drugs’ll do that
RedTailedHawk
ProChoiceBaby
Jfc LOL
ProChoiceBaby
I'm fucking dying
ME2BNS12
You gotta walk alot throughout the day to keep your bowels working the right way. Truckers don't really do much of that
vikingladywizard
I’m a healthcare person with some expertise in this area, and you’re so right. Poor dudes absolutely destroy their bodies to keep our supply chains open. Poor diet doesn’t help, but it’s mostly the sitting. See also: IT workers
Corrodias
... I don't have to do that.
ME2BNS12
That's because you're special!
Corrodias
:3
DiracsDelta
I’m more concerned about the inability of men to NOT PISS on the SEAT!
DiracsDelta
Seriously. I’m no shy pooper, but I’m always concerned about needing to shit in stadium toilets during a concert intermission. How is every single toilet seat always covered in piss, shit, or soggy toilet paper.
supervillainsevilmoustache
Because for some dumb ass reason we’re all taught to put the seat down. Should have been the other way around. Leave it up until you need to sit, otherwise it gets pissed all over
Mandarinduckmama
One of these days you all are gonna start paying enough attention to realize that toxic, 10 times Round-Up sprayed Gluten is destroying our digestive systems. The cramps, the bloating and the jet powered loose poopy is Gluten intolerance.
CraftyGiant
I'll grant you that round-up is fucking bad for us, but you're wackadoo with your gluten nonsense.
KnifeKnut
I never thought I would encounter an anti gluten radical
Mandarinduckmama
Lol, if trying to dispell your confusion about your irritable bowls makes me a radical, then I'm here to try and help.
KnifeKnut
Not everyone's bowels are irritated by gluten.
Mandarinduckmama
That's true. But we're becoming more and more sensitive to it as our immune systems react over longer periods of time. I'm not as sensitive as the other members of my family, but it always bloats me and makes me gassy, which I never am in it's absence.
grizel
Or maybe driving all day and eating shitty food at questionable places doesn't really help bowel movement quality? Or gluten, whatever...
Mandarinduckmama
Crappy food is all loaded with gluten.
grizel
Newsflash: Bread is also loaded with gluten and people don't shit the walls after eating bread. Find something else to villainize, or not...
Mandarinduckmama
Tons of people can't tolerate glutenous bread. Just watch yourself bloat after eating bread. It's like someone inflates your stomach with an air pump. Just pay attention to what happens to you 15 to 30 minutes after eating it.
grizel
Your "tons of people" is about 1%. According to https://celiac.org/ . Unless of course you have any source you'd like to present.