Feb 28, 2020 11:04 PM
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AllAboutThatD
I'm not crying you are crying
BonerJamz2000
My dog and I do this every morning and it melts me. My heart feels like it's overflowing every single time.
thatsmyfetish69
My boxer/pit was like that. I miss her so much.
PerpetuityPhoto
This is why I don't walk into shelters. Because I know myself. I would leave with six cats.
cdub77
That dog knows it’s safe and loved now.
Rayj420
And I feel like he does as well..
suannamara
It absolutley doesn't
SkittlezCodeBaker
What about you?
RickyIWannaGoFastBobby
What a feeling.
AllyMo
Naw, it's just manipulating him for treats!
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
She’s not a cat.
hesbeginningtobelieve
You got downvoted by miserable cunts. “ThAt DoG dOeSnT kNoW aNyThInG!!!”
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
@MrPuckett
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prepareforassholecomment
narutosenpia0
+ 1 OP
Silnt39
Why in the actual fuck is this post being downvoted. Doesn't matter if it's a repost. This is quality. Especially in today's dumpster fire.
Brewchacho
Because the way this is presented is a lie. This is a volunteer at an adoption event, not the dog's new owner.
The dog was adopted though. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0JurU4glCs/?hl=en
kkanne20
type1eagle
v
1lovemyjob
Oh my gosh. I want to cry. That is so precious!
Kliban
Whoa - the love in this vid!
reallyguysseriously
I could watch this all day. I desperately want a dog
metalheadmafia
Totally a repost. But it's cute so take my +1!
MrSteinbrenner
Who cares. I didn’t see the original so it’s new to me
somethingstupidandclever
"I am going to eat something large and sharp to impress you by pooping it" - dog
survivalhumor
That is one of the sweetest things I have ever seen! ???
golddragon2000
This is a good boy
stinkbeaner
Did you just assume that man's gender?
Yes. And the dogs as well
happylittlesloth
The dog has a feminine Face, id say it’s a female but hey either or it’s still pretty
sesamesnapsinhalf
That dog loves him already.
JustDaShoemaker
My life is a whack, I am beast without pack. No snoots to kissin or ears a’scritchin. No throws o’faking, no paws shakin’. No zoomies to 1
2 cheer, future sucks I fear. No love I can find for life is a grind. I see hounds in my ‘hood and I wish I could. I am dogless my dudes,
3 send pity and nudes.
jery007
Look at that dangerous beast. Ban them alllll
AslanTheGod
Yeah! Humans are vile creatures!
Hahaha nice
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
Bully’s are the best breed of any type.. fight me
whitter86
Well yeah if you want a breed that's first on the list for people related deaths and attacks sure. I can site sources all night
Bully’s are nanny dogs always have been I can quote sources too
That’s people training the dogs not the dogs themselves you fucking cunt
K just keep believing that lie
TrixNStix
I'm crying, and you're crying!
Pibbles are the best dog
Beardio
I like Labs.
ILIK3TURTL3S
The 19 ppl who disliked this comment can fuck right off.
You sound like a classic pitbull owner.
I actually have never owned one. But I know for a fact, its humans that make them bad.
bigboneded
Never understood until I got one. He was the last pup and was on his way to the shelter. I forced my landlady to bend her "no dog" policy.
lvytn
Who the actual fuck down voted this?
WoundedZetian
People sad that this wonderful dog didn't have a forever home until now? Or ass-butts.
TheGhostofLouReed
Michael Vick
Pomegranitepuckerpoop
Asshats
PhooBar
2 Cats and a squirrel.
Pikkupanda
I was going to say Satan worshippers but no...even they love a good doggo.
Fishypants
People who don’t have anyone that look at them the way the doggo looks at his human
pancakesplz
That's most people though, it's certainly me for sure.
DYLANLEE79
"Annnnnddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIEHIIIEHIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooouuuuuuu."
Sirachacha85
Aawoooooo
DonKeydic
Read it in Whitney's voice
GINGIVITISSS
*Noooooooodleeeeesssss!!!!!
Vergenbuurg
https://youtu.be/ucHp-vpNkxs
tuhnu
j923571
I sang it in my head while reading it. Here is my upvote
TheToofFairy
That doggy already loves his human so much:)
CoolSweaterDude
https://youtu.be/Sa8NREI_IPs
madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
Cars? Carrrss? CAAARRRRSSSS??? CAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!
spaceonionfarmer
Pro
AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIEII
Hehe I'm relevant
Quizz25S
Must be a bitch and a half every time you get logged out. "23 Ds? No? Lets try 24. 25? Maybe 15 Ns instead of 14"
Exevium
Your bio is... Interesting.
colinardo
SHREK
monsieursquirrel
thebiglizard
Came here to say exactly this
IAmTheKiltCommander
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
LookAtMyBananaForScale
I just read the whole thing.
NotmeCookieBaker
But exotic, and beautiful....... like Him
badger31
I'm a little disappointed it's only shrek 1 and the intro to 2
manamongstyou
My dog won't look me in the eyes that long he always breaks eye contact after a few seconds. Is that a dominance thing?
shadowex3
Yeah he's deferring to you. Note: "Alpha" theory was retracted even by the original researcher, dominance isn't that clear cut in canines.
Wilier07rider
My wife had our German Shepherd look her in the eyes every night before she would put her food bowl down. She lost her shyness.
Thanks btw
True. Pack hierarchy is much more important.
Sorry I don't think I quite understand your comment. He isn't averting his eyes because of alpha theory? He is defering instead?
He IS deferring to you by averting his eyes, but the reasons for that and how it works are much more nuanced than the old "alpha" theory.
LizardEnterprises
Looking you in the eyes for too long would be a challenge, in dog language. By looking away he's acknowledging that you're in charge.
Please feel free to dm me if it's easier to explain without character restrictions.
jrlp
It's also a confidence thing. The last rescue was a feral male pit off the streets (i rescued him myself) and he'd break eye contact quickly
As I trained him, desensitized him and loved him, he slowly started staring into my eyes more and more. One day he looked at me like this
Mentok
Dogs is the best.
w00tberrypie
You're not wrong.
reineseele
Only Dogs-son are even more cute. Nothin beats a cute puppy boi.
SinisterKid128
Are*
OneMoreBeerPlease
I like dog
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
Dogs are the best dogs
LordRiderville
Dogs=The Best
Muunk
woof
dheaslip
It this is also you with the dog you already have. They love you no matter what.
ArcTrooper501st
Someone call a bondulance!
Totes, I do with this my pitty all the time. He'll put his head in my lap and stare at me. They're just the best.
labotomite
All dog owners think their dog is the best dog. None of them are wrong
uptaco
They are if they fight them and lose...or fight them at all...
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
I rescued a dog used for that. Because if his size... but he's a big baby so jokes on the@sshole. He's mine now. No fighting.
Our girl was used as a bait dog and still loves everything that ever existed except that one possum in our yard. Dogs > people.
You're awesome. Give that big doggo a hug for me!
Lol, he's sprawled across my knees to ankles (his upper shoulder & head only) forcing me to scratch him so I'm teaching this 1 handed atm.
ifitseasytakeittwice
*dags
scabbydog666
I like dags
BocanDarble
‘Course ya do. Everybody likes dags.
drunkwaffle
I like caravans even more
How do you feel about Aaron earning an iron urn?
PinnHead350
That look... :)
SnugglesaurusRex
I swear the cat I adopted from the humane society shelter gives me that same look. He follows me around like a dog.
nicer120006
Fuck. How did we get lucky to create a animal that will look at us like that.
AnApologeticCanadian
Well...the animals that we liked the most got the most food and shelter increasing their evolutionary fitness. Imo they got a solid 1/2
deal. Many humans would just about die for a dog. Thats nearly unheard of between different species. Beautiful mutual relationship 2/2
For people unfamiliar with dog body language: Dog is leaning inwards, ears relaxed, hackles relaxed, no "whale eye" look, nose towards human
RHFiesling
whale eye?
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
https://grandavevet.com/body-language-in-cats-and-dogs/ scroll down to dog
cheers +1
These are all signs of comfort and trust, the dog is actively putting itself in a position of closeness and open to physical contact.
Blokewithsuperpowers
And no excessive lip licking or yawning... probably another one thay works for humans too.
borntowearalumberjackcostume
What's a whale eye? I feel like I've heard the term, but I'm blanking...
I d like to know too
More info: https://drmartypets.com/whale-eye/
PROTIP: This works for people too! Inside personal space, consistent eye contact, face inclined towards yours? Date's probably ready to kiss
IDoPictureStuff
Or just wants its arse scratched.
sarkonas
Tried it, turned out I was being placed under arrest...
thecheesedip
I'd rather have a dog, thanks.
Hearingwildshit
Who hurt you
CluelessTennisball
Their cat
StewedTomaters
What does she do with her ears though?
IlCastradore
And her hackles?
rubypilgrim
you're right! doggo got a kiss!
RogueMachinae
My cat does this. Loves the kisses.
novous
yeah some dipshit on reddit tried to say "a dog only looks you in the eyes if its about to strike."
leviathan8600350
What an asshat
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
My dog also looks me in the eye when she’s taking a shit
Outnumberedbydogs
My dogs look me in the eyes when they “talk”. It’s like a “hey human, can you read my mind cause you clearly didn’t understand my bark”
dog "the strange hairless dog is dumb, but i love them all the same"
I've come to the conclusion that no matter how insane and stupid idea may be, there will be always some idiot vehemently calling it truth
mjangelvortex
There's a small grain of truth to that. Some dogs feel uncomfortable when being stared at for too long and it's because some dogs do 1/?
stare before attacking. That being said, dogs do stare and give eye contact to people for other reasons too. You just got to pay 2/?
attention to their body language. If they seem relaxed, it means they trust you and aren't going to hurt you. 3/3
AllAboutThatD
I'm not crying you are crying
BonerJamz2000
My dog and I do this every morning and it melts me. My heart feels like it's overflowing every single time.
thatsmyfetish69
My boxer/pit was like that. I miss her so much.
PerpetuityPhoto
This is why I don't walk into shelters. Because I know myself. I would leave with six cats.
cdub77
That dog knows it’s safe and loved now.
Rayj420
And I feel like he does as well..
suannamara
It absolutley doesn't
SkittlezCodeBaker
What about you?
RickyIWannaGoFastBobby
What a feeling.
AllyMo
Naw, it's just manipulating him for treats!
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
She’s not a cat.
hesbeginningtobelieve
You got downvoted by miserable cunts. “ThAt DoG dOeSnT kNoW aNyThInG!!!”
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
@MrPuckett
[deleted]
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lordFaceGuyBanditZ
prepareforassholecomment
narutosenpia0
+ 1 OP
Silnt39
Why in the actual fuck is this post being downvoted. Doesn't matter if it's a repost. This is quality. Especially in today's dumpster fire.
Brewchacho
Because the way this is presented is a lie. This is a volunteer at an adoption event, not the dog's new owner.
Brewchacho
The dog was adopted though. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0JurU4glCs/?hl=en
kkanne20
type1eagle
1lovemyjob
Oh my gosh. I want to cry. That is so precious!
Kliban
Whoa - the love in this vid!
reallyguysseriously
I could watch this all day. I desperately want a dog
metalheadmafia
Totally a repost. But it's cute so take my +1!
MrSteinbrenner
Who cares. I didn’t see the original so it’s new to me
somethingstupidandclever
"I am going to eat something large and sharp to impress you by pooping it" - dog
survivalhumor
That is one of the sweetest things I have ever seen! ???
golddragon2000
This is a good boy
stinkbeaner
Did you just assume that man's gender?
golddragon2000
Yes. And the dogs as well
happylittlesloth
The dog has a feminine Face, id say it’s a female but hey either or it’s still pretty
sesamesnapsinhalf
That dog loves him already.
JustDaShoemaker
My life is a whack, I am beast without pack. No snoots to kissin or ears a’scritchin. No throws o’faking, no paws shakin’. No zoomies to 1
JustDaShoemaker
2 cheer, future sucks I fear. No love I can find for life is a grind. I see hounds in my ‘hood and I wish I could. I am dogless my dudes,
JustDaShoemaker
3 send pity and nudes.
jery007
Look at that dangerous beast. Ban them alllll
AslanTheGod
Yeah! Humans are vile creatures!
jery007
Hahaha nice
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
Bully’s are the best breed of any type.. fight me
whitter86
Well yeah if you want a breed that's first on the list for people related deaths and attacks sure. I can site sources all night
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
Bully’s are nanny dogs always have been I can quote sources too
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
That’s people training the dogs not the dogs themselves you fucking cunt
whitter86
K just keep believing that lie
TrixNStix
I'm crying, and you're crying!
stinkbeaner
Pibbles are the best dog
Beardio
I like Labs.
ILIK3TURTL3S
The 19 ppl who disliked this comment can fuck right off.
whitter86
You sound like a classic pitbull owner.
ILIK3TURTL3S
I actually have never owned one. But I know for a fact, its humans that make them bad.
bigboneded
Never understood until I got one. He was the last pup and was on his way to the shelter. I forced my landlady to bend her "no dog" policy.
lvytn
Who the actual fuck down voted this?
WoundedZetian
People sad that this wonderful dog didn't have a forever home until now? Or ass-butts.
TheGhostofLouReed
Michael Vick
Pomegranitepuckerpoop
Asshats
PhooBar
2 Cats and a squirrel.
Pikkupanda
I was going to say Satan worshippers but no...even they love a good doggo.
Fishypants
People who don’t have anyone that look at them the way the doggo looks at his human
pancakesplz
That's most people though, it's certainly me for sure.
DYLANLEE79
"Annnnnddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIEHIIIEHIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooouuuuuuu."
Sirachacha85
Aawoooooo
DonKeydic
Read it in Whitney's voice
GINGIVITISSS
*Noooooooodleeeeesssss!!!!!
Vergenbuurg
https://youtu.be/ucHp-vpNkxs
tuhnu
j923571
I sang it in my head while reading it. Here is my upvote
TheToofFairy
That doggy already loves his human so much:)
CoolSweaterDude
https://youtu.be/Sa8NREI_IPs
madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
Cars? Carrrss? CAAARRRRSSSS??? CAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!
spaceonionfarmer
Pro
AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIEII
Hehe I'm relevant
Quizz25S
Must be a bitch and a half every time you get logged out. "23 Ds? No? Lets try 24. 25? Maybe 15 Ns instead of 14"
Exevium
Your bio is... Interesting.
colinardo
SHREK
monsieursquirrel
thebiglizard
Came here to say exactly this
IAmTheKiltCommander
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
LookAtMyBananaForScale
I just read the whole thing.
NotmeCookieBaker
But exotic, and beautiful....... like Him
badger31
I'm a little disappointed it's only shrek 1 and the intro to 2
manamongstyou
My dog won't look me in the eyes that long he always breaks eye contact after a few seconds. Is that a dominance thing?
shadowex3
Yeah he's deferring to you. Note: "Alpha" theory was retracted even by the original researcher, dominance isn't that clear cut in canines.
Wilier07rider
My wife had our German Shepherd look her in the eyes every night before she would put her food bowl down. She lost her shyness.
manamongstyou
Thanks btw
bigboneded
True. Pack hierarchy is much more important.
manamongstyou
Sorry I don't think I quite understand your comment. He isn't averting his eyes because of alpha theory? He is defering instead?
shadowex3
He IS deferring to you by averting his eyes, but the reasons for that and how it works are much more nuanced than the old "alpha" theory.
LizardEnterprises
Looking you in the eyes for too long would be a challenge, in dog language. By looking away he's acknowledging that you're in charge.
manamongstyou
Please feel free to dm me if it's easier to explain without character restrictions.
jrlp
It's also a confidence thing. The last rescue was a feral male pit off the streets (i rescued him myself) and he'd break eye contact quickly
jrlp
As I trained him, desensitized him and loved him, he slowly started staring into my eyes more and more. One day he looked at me like this
Mentok
Dogs is the best.
w00tberrypie
You're not wrong.
reineseele
Only Dogs-son are even more cute. Nothin beats a cute puppy boi.
SinisterKid128
Are*
OneMoreBeerPlease
I like dog
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
Dogs are the best dogs
LordRiderville
Dogs=The Best
Muunk
woof
dheaslip
It this is also you with the dog you already have. They love you no matter what.
ArcTrooper501st
Someone call a bondulance!
Mentok
Totes, I do with this my pitty all the time. He'll put his head in my lap and stare at me. They're just the best.
labotomite
All dog owners think their dog is the best dog. None of them are wrong
uptaco
They are if they fight them and lose...or fight them at all...
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
I rescued a dog used for that. Because if his size... but he's a big baby so jokes on the@sshole. He's mine now. No fighting.
Pikkupanda
Our girl was used as a bait dog and still loves everything that ever existed except that one possum in our yard. Dogs > people.
uptaco
You're awesome. Give that big doggo a hug for me!
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
Lol, he's sprawled across my knees to ankles (his upper shoulder & head only) forcing me to scratch him so I'm teaching this 1 handed atm.
ifitseasytakeittwice
*dags
scabbydog666
I like dags
BocanDarble
‘Course ya do. Everybody likes dags.
drunkwaffle
I like caravans even more
uptaco
How do you feel about Aaron earning an iron urn?
PinnHead350
That look... :)
SnugglesaurusRex
I swear the cat I adopted from the humane society shelter gives me that same look. He follows me around like a dog.
nicer120006
Fuck. How did we get lucky to create a animal that will look at us like that.
AnApologeticCanadian
Well...the animals that we liked the most got the most food and shelter increasing their evolutionary fitness. Imo they got a solid 1/2
AnApologeticCanadian
deal. Many humans would just about die for a dog. Thats nearly unheard of between different species. Beautiful mutual relationship 2/2
shadowex3
For people unfamiliar with dog body language: Dog is leaning inwards, ears relaxed, hackles relaxed, no "whale eye" look, nose towards human
RHFiesling
whale eye?
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
https://grandavevet.com/body-language-in-cats-and-dogs/ scroll down to dog
RHFiesling
cheers +1
shadowex3
These are all signs of comfort and trust, the dog is actively putting itself in a position of closeness and open to physical contact.
Blokewithsuperpowers
And no excessive lip licking or yawning... probably another one thay works for humans too.
RHFiesling
whale eye?
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
https://grandavevet.com/body-language-in-cats-and-dogs/ scroll down to dog
borntowearalumberjackcostume
What's a whale eye? I feel like I've heard the term, but I'm blanking...
RHFiesling
I d like to know too
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
More info: https://drmartypets.com/whale-eye/
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
https://grandavevet.com/body-language-in-cats-and-dogs/ scroll down to dog
shadowex3
PROTIP: This works for people too! Inside personal space, consistent eye contact, face inclined towards yours? Date's probably ready to kiss
IDoPictureStuff
Or just wants its arse scratched.
sarkonas
Tried it, turned out I was being placed under arrest...
thecheesedip
I'd rather have a dog, thanks.
Hearingwildshit
Who hurt you
CluelessTennisball
Their cat
StewedTomaters
What does she do with her ears though?
IlCastradore
And her hackles?
rubypilgrim
you're right! doggo got a kiss!
RogueMachinae
My cat does this. Loves the kisses.
novous
yeah some dipshit on reddit tried to say "a dog only looks you in the eyes if its about to strike."
leviathan8600350
What an asshat
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
My dog also looks me in the eye when she’s taking a shit
Outnumberedbydogs
My dogs look me in the eyes when they “talk”. It’s like a “hey human, can you read my mind cause you clearly didn’t understand my bark”
pancakesplz
dog "the strange hairless dog is dumb, but i love them all the same"
jrlp
I've come to the conclusion that no matter how insane and stupid idea may be, there will be always some idiot vehemently calling it truth
mjangelvortex
There's a small grain of truth to that. Some dogs feel uncomfortable when being stared at for too long and it's because some dogs do 1/?
mjangelvortex
stare before attacking. That being said, dogs do stare and give eye contact to people for other reasons too. You just got to pay 2/?
mjangelvortex
attention to their body language. If they seem relaxed, it means they trust you and aren't going to hurt you. 3/3