TheHornyCactus
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May 24, 2016 8:28 PM
TheHornyCactus
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goplumbyourself
The social anxiety one was on point.
Isthissupposetobeeasy
Wonder what the plant guy is up to right now.
IWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
I normally like dumps, but not this one.
jamie0z
Counter Strike: Having 4 people scream at you in 4 different languages while you're trying to listen for the slightest rustle of footsteps.
twfeline
#2: Puppy being shown an adult cat's brain. One brain cell for killilling small, fuzzy things and one cell for knocking over things.
XorSwap
The flower-up-the-butt painting is called garden of earthly delights and is basically where's waldo with less waldo and more acid.
BrushyUncle20
Great...I did math for no reason
goodguyC
I got 259. What did you get?
idugenes
I can so relate to "coming home"
WillZMacht
I'm beginning to think social anxiety is a BS excuse for people who don't want to pull up their big boy pants, grow up, and face reality.
muddskipper
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Aldryic
Bookmarked so you can come chuckle over the fallout later? :P
muddskipper
Not really, I mostly agree with them. Just curious if anybody gonna give an actual explanation why they think hes wrong, or just-1 theperson
doompixie
Uh, be careful doing the first one :/ http://www.sickchirpse.com/blackpool-pleasure-beach-water-jet-injury/
MyFavoritePlanetIsTheSun
The Krispy Kreme news story is from my hometown! Way to go, Augusta, GA!
Aldryic
I don't recall Squirtle having a bottom-seated reservoir plug <_<
gr33narrow
I got my bow and arrows for a similar reason.
Drix1942
First one looks like he's taking the water stream through his butt, all the way through his body and spraying it out of his mouth. :3
reammeupscotty
Really?
frankbrodie
You mean he's not?
UsingOurMadeUpNames
Why do I go through every imgur dump...because I'm a piece of shit
SonOfASelkie
Last comic hit hard - did almost the entirety of a 6-week research paper last night... Oh one
SonOfASelkie
Damnit typo and I can't edit on mobile
AuxiliaryScarecrow
Imgur trained me for this situation!! As someone who cares about sanitation, I'm obligated to pick you up. How about 5? Too bad I'm a guy :P
Jak0theShadows
So true. I am.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Or taking a shit.
Batmandeadparents
Or both
Therearetoomanyusernames
True, true.
dtalbot2095
+0.5 for this being true, +0.5 for your kick ass name
bluefacepaint
Looseness of vagina correlates to arousal, not number of previous sexings.
sparklebunnypoo
I'm so horny, I need a missile silo.
frankbrodie
Yeah right mom. Anything you say.
masterdesian
I've noticed that the more time has passed since they've gone at it the tighter it is.
thatsaj
So the less turned on she is the better it feels? Gotcha.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
its more a combination of both, and age
dvd587
That may be true, but as a guy we will always assume the opposite and continue to joke about it.
KillahQueen
I don't think you've seen porn then
HowIsThisNotTakenByNow
I dont get the "wheat donut"-one. Someone explain?
HowIsThisNotTakenByNow
Oh god. I just saw.. That is.. Interesting marketing
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
took me a while too
Karateboy21
explain please!!!!!!!
Jamalish420
Read the little caption bellow the ad
HowIsThisNotTakenByNow
Look what the slogan says on the picture
yamdog
Sooo the badger snake fungi? My little sister wants to know what that is...
shinyeverything
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUUUUUSHROOOOM
Raggon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I
ChilliSkyeDog
I remember watching this in the 6th grade on a school computer
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Wow. Well. I'm not sure if that was cool, effing bizarre, or animated schizophrenia.
Awesummzz
When was this a thing?
SudoNimm
Oh sonny boy, back when I was kid...
bluefacepaint
13 years ago.
Awesummzz
Ahhh, I've never gotten the joke, but now I know it's cause I didn't have internet at the time
Nieton
Oh god, they actually dont know...Its the end.
Scrubbles101
i mean, in 2025, we'll be telling our kids how MLG videoes were the dankest shit back in our days