pavogirl
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Hello imgurians. Today is my birthday. I spent most of it dealing with craptastic customer service department of Motorola trying to get my new cell phone replaced for a manufacturing defect. I thought this would be the least of my troubles.
I thought I would be able to temporarily use an old phone while this one was being fixed... But no. Because I forgot that phone belonged to a different carrier. But it gets worse....
On top of the being shuffled from carrier to manufacture to the bad phone. I get home and relax in my bed...cat shits in the bed. I think I have reached a new low. Screw 2016... Happy f'in birthday to me.
sharpghost
I was really confused as to why there was a poop chart in the post until I actually read the title.
Turtleproof
Even a phone without service is able to dial 911. Go get that sexy, sexy dispatcher, OP.
LarktheShark
Ate a spearmint snoball, can concur green shit.
toyotasandwich
Same .. Happy crappy birthday! The good thing is that it will be over soon and you don't have to think about it for a whole year..
Swirvin
But what color was the cats poop?
pavogirl
Lol...brown and smushy.....
LDedlock
Happy Birthday!