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(Sad horny noises)
Who will save this drowning man?
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Boy crazy, boat crazy, booze crazy? Ayuh! We sure are!
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I bet you do, though.
Local wisdom.
I’m only nice to people I’m trying to lure into sin.
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Jokes on you - I’m in therapy *and* medicated!
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I’ve been coming into my early cougar days…
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Not much of a coffee drinker, tbh.
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Except I’m *also* out of spaghetti :(
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Fucking shrinkflation. #thanks_obama
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The Wizard of Earthsea
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Just a little infographic I made to help educate the public. #public_service_anouncment
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When I first saw this one I panicked thinking, “how does Imgur know that I’m Italian?!?!” For once I was hornier than I was hungry.
I hope you come again - I look forward to servicing you.
Local bar delivering more than drinks.
Is that so much to ask??
Cat tax, plus a pic of the man who watches me shower every night.
#memes #phone_dump #funny
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#9 braless women eating fruit are certainly my downfall
frozenlake247
#38 what book series? Like a single one? Because it’d take hours to write them all down and I’m not at all sure how I’d refine it.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#24 Story time: this is how i outed myself at work.
There was a bunch of caution tape lying around from when maintenance fixed a crane. Some of the guys were tying it on to people's walkie talkies (on their back hip) to make it look like they had tails. Someone did that to me and when i noticed i tied this knot, put it loosley on my wrists, grabbed his hands, elevated my elbows so the cuffs slid to his wrists, & pulled them tight. My boss asked why i knew that knot, im like "why do you think?"
MichaelMars
#27 I made $10 today, I can do both! :D
MadamPuddifoot
#31 I haven't gotten stroked in like 4 years. And based on my life, it'll never happen again. 😕
Urgalicity
#6 A+ absolutely do this
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
#4 Mass surveillance and the feeling of always being watched is not something I desire. This is boot speak.
LeoFloof
I need an adult, not a ruling body systemically subjugating the population while pouring resources into keeping all but the elite in a permanent wage-slave status.
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
You're right
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#19 straight to the poly-chat with this one
BlindMeach
2aLonely
#17 saving this little frog guy for when i finally meet a neurodivergent bisexual who isnt going to therapy
apairofpetducks
o/
LeoFloof
Hey! I’m in therapy and am still very weird.
2aLonely
want to chat and tell me about your therapy and how weird you are?
Dvsusnx
#new years resolution
LeoFloof
An inspiration.
EverNotRelevant
#47
ZOMGNO
get it girl
EverNotRelevant
#38 Animorphs was probably a bad choice
Arcanum3000
#48 And Lt. Barclay
LeoFloof
The main reason I don’t use AI is because of the environmental and social impact, along with the fact that AI is theft.
But also
I know myself well enough to suspect I’d go full Barclay.
Egudahl
#7 this is why maga is full of incels
teardropivyyearofthetiger
#23 not much of a weed smoker, I’ll take your coffee, you can have my weed
flexstar
Nice dump.
Idontspellcheck
#33 I don't have enough manly chest hair to show.
Stonemarter
#48 and shields at 10% and failing.....
LeoFloof
I once had a doctor compare me to France, and my sluttiness(?) to a fortification wall.
“If there are holes in your wall *anyone* can get in! The Visigoths, the Romans, anyone!”
BlindMeach
#40 dammit how do I find a sparkly unicorn?
Athol
Firstly, you're gonna need about a gallon of LSD...
LeoFloof
The same way I find a crew to fill my battle cruiser.
Don’t follow my advice. I’m so very, very single. It’s a ghost ship over here.