6 years already

Mar 12, 2023 1:21 AM

Yermamma

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Front page edit: Thanks for the bling, kind stranger. Hope these kids feel all the love we have for them.

That walk is so genuinely fantastic. It should be so damn goofy but she just rocks it.

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I think about this often. Makes me laugh

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

This is good quality entertainment

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That animation is perfect

3 years ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 2

it's from PAPERBEATSSCISSORS!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

thank you!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

That slide in by the wife was fantastic.

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I'm here for this post!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zero Dark Toddler

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Wife's like Kramer. Just skids right through the doorway!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The little girl struts in like: "WHAT'S UP, NERD?!"

3 years ago | Likes 702 Dislikes 1

"Don't come here with your bullshit" *me walking in with my bullshit* ? love her energy

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ahhh management material

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think of this moment often. It pleases me.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#5 this is so effing cute I wanna eat it

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's from PAPERBEATSSCISSORS!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SIX YEARS?! Goodness, I'm more ancient than I thought

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wanna hug every person in this vid and high five the GSG9 mom exfiltrating the „assets“

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think covid and subsequent lockdowns were just punishment for us all for laughing at this man.

3 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 2

But it's laughing in an amused way, not a derisive way. They're completely different!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey man, some of us were laughing because it happened to us or someone we know at some point already. Kids are little drunk people.

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Kids are psychopathic drunk dwarves living in your house.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pics of the kids look like mug shots when you consider the "extraction" comment :p

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

It's the file photo in their dossiers that MI5 has on them.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just love how the baby is like "i'm here too, lets party"

3 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 0

Ya he was bookin it coming in to that room!

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

How's he so nimble in that thing? And why can't I be that nimble in an office chair? Can we have office chairs made like his chair?

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm all for that. Quicker than my crutches!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe they have those in Wall-E

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man… his composure. The kids. The wife coming in clutch. The segment just got so much better.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best part was where the anchor mistook his wife for a nanny. Big fucking oof.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Been WFH for 12 years now, once my daughter was in a diaper playing under my desk said "I pooped" while on a call with the C-levels. NBD.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm happily surprised just 2 wackos karens interpreted the shy panic of the dad as bad parenting. I was expecting a witch hunt here.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I loved this moment when it happened and I’ll live it til the day I die

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care if I am talking to the emperor of mankind I am not shoving my kids away with the flat of my hand what the fuck is that?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

Agreed, but it doesn't look like a shove to me. Looks more like a "I'm working" mixed with "Please keep out of focus". Note she stays there.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How the little girl stomps into the room is hilarious!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's showing the world whose boss in those moments.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only strange thing I see is him having books laid out on what appears to be a bed there to his left?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was joking about that today - it was an inflatable mattress he didn't want to deflate.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So he chose to lay some books across the bottom of it…?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess? I can't quite picture the layout, but he copped to it being messy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was in 2020 during the covid lockdowns?

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

2017

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

There were years before 2020?!

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

B.C. - Before Corona

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean technically that's not wrong, it's not right, but it's not wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Before Times

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Yup, all the way back to 2016, when Adam & Eve were kicked out of Eden for shooting Harambe.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The dicks flew at half-mast that day.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0