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JarJarBinksKisser
23 oz. Raspberry Arizona iced tea, ranch CornNuts, mango sour Altoids, and some rolled tacos all from 7-11 = best summers as a kid
noneyobusisness
Cranberry Arizona also!!!
JarJarBinksKisser
Oh, thats a fancy one. I haven't seen that in the wild before.
zolaika
Imma find them, then buy them in BULK.
outlawedman
These were my childhood right get in my dads truck go to work if I did a good job I'd get one
Sauroctonus
I've only ever heard of altoids. I assumed they were a medical thing, like an aspirin or something.
icanchangethisatanytime
Finally a movement I can get behind
woolyworm53
PLEASE email/message Altoids requesting it!!! I sent my request, but one person isn't enough! There is strength in numbers!
noneyobusisness
For real! Whit all this negativity in the world we need some positivity!
surrealizations
Mango sour positivity. My mouth is watering just remembering them...
fellhawk
Finally a behind I can move
Havacado
the best way to get a favorite product back is to do what I did: call 1-800-WRIGLEY and tell them how much you loved the Sours
violetlovesjasmine
That's what she said [air horn]
Djayy
www.bustle.com/articles/95869-why-were-altoids-sours-discontinued-heres-the-sad-truth-about-the-puckery-candys-mysterious-disappearance
Axewhipe
Fake News! Sad!
Buckbeak1486
You can't get behind a bowel movement?
degenerator
What kind of BM? A Randy-Marsh special?
Kozoku808
Don't bowel movements get put behind you though?
humanhotplate
They were great for carrying weed in, even gave it a bit of flavor.
amishcannoli
I thought that was twerking?
gingerbrdman
http://imgur.com/Kl1zCgh
Experimentalist
Like twerking?
Duder87
I remember their canisters were so handy for carrying small things around when I was younger.
Melon213
Yes!!! And the raspberry ones too!
AlexxStratten
And orange
touchmynub
If you want them back call 1-800-WRIGLEY and tell them how much you loved the Sours. No im not kidding
househouse
Done :)-
degenerator
We should get an Imgur campaign going. Somebody get Sarah on the horn.
saishuhane
Don't press 2 though, they'll just tell you they get too many ideas. 1 (800) 974-4539 for those that don't or can't translate Wrigley.
saishuhane
http://www.wrigley.com/global/contact-us/contact-form.aspx is also good.
DreadPierateRoberts
done
Calculussucks
And done.
ThisTimeItIsForKeeps
Done!
justmytwocents
I miss the chocolate ones, too. (those did exist, right? i'm not just imagining them?)
ThatSonOfaBitch
I was fucking addicted to these. I didn't realize Altoids pulled them, I just assumed my local retailer couldn't push them. They're awesome.
TheDroidLukeAlmostBought
ugh YES PLEASE SOON OK? i need something good to happen in my life.
GonadTheBeerBellyan
I had forgotten and moved on....
icanchangethisatanytime
GonadTheBeerBellyan
Lol, that helps a little
icanchangethisatanytime
I got u fam :)
thedevil
Before that we need Butterfinger BB's to be brought back
thedevil
And Doritos 3D
Peryton
Those were the shit!
noneyobusisness
Loved them as a kid! And miss them as an adult
paradox5790
My mouth instantly started to water as soon as I seen the thumbnail!
noneyobusisness
Did your jaw locked? Cuz mine did!
Visualette
always ate too much, and ruined the roof of my mouth ):
callcenterslut
Everyone should post this on the Altoids facebook/twitter until they bring them back.
yeaaadude
Roofs of our mouths be damned!
noneyobusisness
It was worth it
KansasComrade
I used to put my weed in one of these!
mymanmaverick
Was looking for this comment. Almost extremely disappointed
KansasComrade
Always happy to help
MeganEulene
You can buy a single tin on amazon for $500
MeganEulene
Altoids Tangerine Sours (1 Sealed Tin) Rare Discontinued Candy Altoid Sour https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001O8NMHU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ksvZyb4N3
DigitalEvorian
They have them in sweden, my uncle buys alot of them for his bike repair shop.
IMaedThisForYou
If anyone needs inspiration, here is my submission to Wrigley's contact forum: /a/K42pn
MeganEulene
"I would donate my left arm" LMAO
CaptainObvious3000
Oh man I totally forgot about these! These were amazing
noneyobusisness
They where the best!!!
ElonFromTheSpaceX
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
Go get'em, Roshi. I got your back.
v
FinallyGotAUserName
UN checks out
daggeran
So good.
saishuhane
Contact form or phone number people, get on it! http://www.wrigley.com/global/contact-us.aspx
Havacado
call 1-800-WRIGLEY and tell them how much you loved the sours
SherMattLockSmith
True this! They said they discontinued them only because they were not selling well, and the best way to get them back is to contact them.
JayBIrd27
And normal altoids are??? Those things sit on the shelf forever at my store
noneyobusisness
Thanks man!!!
saishuhane
It's something more people should be behind!
whitechocolatethunda
tried to contact last time this was posted; it's fucking impossible. comments, suggestions and ideas are "appreciated, but they 1/2
whitechocolatethunda
recieve so many comments and recommendations that they only have time for licensed vendors". was so pissed I took the time to try.
saishuhane
Kind of disheartening, but I'm a glutton for punishment. Let the hype train keep steaming along!
Jetlagged
Upvote this, people! Imgur could bring this back if enough people got onboard with it!
saishuhane
Awful lot of upvotes compared to yesterday, so it seems to be on the right track!
callcenterslut
Post this on their media pages!
Loominati
Submitted a form.
saishuhane
Here's hoping someone sees it soon!
PrinceMaggot
Update: they basically just confirmed the fact that they are discontinued and told me to buy more of their shit
saishuhane
I got the same thing. They don't seem to want to try it again even if it might do better now.
PrinceMaggot
I deed it
saishuhane
One down; the rest of the world to go!
hispanicyankee
For real. Sour altoids were the best mint candy thing that was ever made.
Luvvie
The new strawberry ones aren't half bad. I really like them.
hispanicyankee
Wait they made new ones?????????
Luvvie
They aren't sour, just a minty strawberry.
hispanicyankee
Huh. Maybe I'll try them. Still want my tangerine sours back, though
Havacado
the best way to get a favorite product back is to do what I did: call 1-800-WRIGLEY and tell them how much you loved the Sours
FuzzyX
I used to buy loads of those then one day they stopped.
Tikityler
I miss the Vanilla ones. (Might be crazy and they were not altoid brand, I don't remember)
7ofWine
Was it worth the thin layer of skin that your inadvertently removed from the roof of your mouth. Of course it was.
7ofWine
*you. Sigh
Nerdygasm
They helped my dad quit smoking. It was only for a year but it was a good week for him and us.
Nerdygasm
That was not on purpose but I'm not taking it back, lol
UpvoteTotem
And the tin was quite good as well
waitfiveoatmeal
What would you use it for?
kaboosh5353
Weed
UpvoteTotem
I just like little containers. Probably pills, buttons, candies, Screws
CarlosOfNightvale
I had a square tin as a wallet for months
kidmental
Def not a mint, but candy indeed!
hispanicyankee
Technically it was originally supposed to be for your breath, and Altoids is a mint-making company, so it's rather ambiguous
kidmental
Ambiguously Artificially flavored mint thing
hispanicyankee
An excellent name for it, I think
kidmental
Lowel, I hate when they stop making things without a trace and never tell us why... sometimes it's not the obvious reasons either.
kidmental
Sorry, but thats an assumption.. the original canisters say curiously strong peppermint, this one says curiously strong artificial flavor
hispanicyankee
I suppose that's true
FurFetishist
"Curiously Strong" is their slogan. Peppermint is a flavor, and IIRC the only naturally flavored one. The rest are at least part artificial.
kidmental
Their full slogan was, "The Original Celebrated Curiously Strong Mints".
noneyobusisness
I used to eat them all in one sitting and my tastebuds where ruin for the day
hikingandjeeping
The feels.
zeacorzeppelin10
I had the orange, red, green, and purple cans at the same time and combined them all in one hit... I saw god... he said hi
noneyobusisness
zeacorzeppelin10
Pretty much
Isi151e
Closest i could get nowadays would be sweetart shockers, but nothing will compare to these
gr8fulgrapefruit
I choked on these Altoids trying to prove to my friend I could handle the sour. She ended up doing the heimlech maneuver on me.
LloydMadel
Where?
gmward0824
I love your passion. What a inspiration! :)
woolyworm53
I'm salivating at the thought. I'd cut my tongue eating so many of these motherfuckers
DruidNature
So I'm not the only one that got their tongue cut eh? My friends use to joke me. I don't get how they didn't. :(
woolyworm53
Nope, not the only one! IDK why either...
RobertKazamakis
This
maureen1
One of my 'fondest' memories was eating a couple tins while chewing gum. Started to taste funny, turns out made the roof of my mouth bleed
thedodecahedron
haha i like you maureen
maureen1
Why thank you geometric Imgurian.
maureen1
from all the acid burning through that thin skin
hispanicyankee
Same. Completely worth it. There's still empty tins all over my mom's house to this day
Nuttburger
I thought Altoids tins were made to hold anything but altoids
hispanicyankee
No, we don't use them for anything
CreativeWritingJudge
...is she a hoarder, or are the tins used for something?
hispanicyankee
Neither. They're just kind of scattered around the house in odd places
noneyobusisness
I found one recently and it made me miss the sourness and my childhood
hispanicyankee
No idea why they stopped making them. If my experience was any indication they were flying off the shelves
InsertTrollHere
Quick Google says due to low sales
noneyobusisness
Maybe they where bad as in the ingredients where bad. Someone look it up?! I don't care if it's bad they where so fucking good.
blueTeam
MAKE ALTOIDS SOUR AGAIN™
Havacado
the best way to get a favorite product back is to do what I did: call 1-800-WRIGLEY and tell them how much you loved the Sours
BoopityBee
#MASA
noneyobusisness
Dude!!! Make that into a bumper stivkers
reginaphillange
I would buy that
noneyobusisness
Same here
GibbGibb
Make my tongue bleed again!
BoopityBee
It made the roof of my mouth shed a layer of skin once.
smallskillerofhambino
Skizzlesnap
I used to eat the whole tin in a night. Who am I kidding more like 10 minutes.
noneyobusisness
Same here and my tastebuds always suffer but it was worth it
Skizzlesnap
Eat them so fast you burn your tongue. Been there man.
DarianStephens
They used to literally burn the inside of my mouth. It would bleed and bits of flesh would peel off, but it was still fun.
noneyobusisness
For real and after that everything you ate didn't taste like is should be
dosenostra
I had finally gotten over the loss and hadn't thought about them in years. Now this. Now the craving resumes.
noneyobusisness
Same here I found an old tin
ForgotAboutIt
Did you eat it?
noneyobusisness
Sadly it was empty
dianesawyer
You can sell it on ebay actually.
ForgotAboutIt
Aww...
JimJam722
Dude I fuckin loved the tangerine ones. My Mom used to put them in my Valentine's Day care packages bc I was lame and had no girlfriend.
KarenBroadway
Omg! Tangerine was so good!!!
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Lol That took a turn I wasn't expecting. Your mom sounds sweet and I'm sure you weren't/aren't lame.
MeganEulene
They are for sale on amazon for $500
branamic000
I once ate so much sour candy (toxic waste and warheads) that my tongue literally turned black
somethingdark
Cool
noneyobusisness
Dang was it worth it?
branamic000
F*ck yeah it was the best Christmas ever
noneyobusisness
Ha even better
Doestheusernamereallymatter
As a european, what's up with the name's of your candy?
frickfracksnicketysnack
That's just the name of the brand, I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
slimstebow
I recently found a local Walgreens that still sells warheads... my life is much happier
tiniweiner
The sell warheads everywhere here idk what your talking abput
slimstebow
Man where I live they disappeared for a decade and then recently just started showing back up
SuperBobKing
I'm pretty sure they are cheap to buy in bulk on Amazon.
slimstebow
I bought them on Amazon once but they were all melted and screwed up when they arrived
MostValuableDickbutt
As an Australian:
TunkkisOfFinland
As a Finn:
RekItRetz
I've lived in Aus my whole life and I can tell you for a fact that we had those here... I had them on several occasions.
jo3v
I think they're like warheads... i think
newmen
Aw poor auzzies
JoseDeLaNoWay
I'll send you a box if they ever come back
Potato2203
Wait what, im an Aussie and i've had these. What area are you in?
AFetusWithImgur
We have something similar here, but they aren't sour.
AustrayaMate
G'day my friend
MostValuableDickbutt
I'm unsure if you are actually Australian or not, but in my experience no-one here actually says "g'day".
The2ndHank
Where the fuck are you then? Everyone says it in Albury-Wodonga.
MostValuableDickbutt
South-East Queensland. It explains why everyone says it where you're from because it's in the middle of nowhere
Sophie1998
Yeah I notice older peeps say it in more rural/inland areas.
AustrayaMate
Not Australian... I live in south east Melbourne
FuckingTurtleBear
Yeah but they wouldn't have those heavenly Eucalyptus drops. You know. The white ones from the milk bar
bigjon83
Lypties
FuckingTurtleBear
THEY HAVE A NAME?!?!?! brb...
FuckingTurtleBear
YES! Except our local dealer had more...ufo/discus shaped ones, not kool mint shaped ones. Still. Yes. Very yes.
bigjon83
Glad to help! I've just realized how similar candy dealers and drug dealers are. Both weigh out and distribute "fun that's bad" for cash.
Dyslexicbirch
We did have them here they were just not well known
Alex2033
as an Iranian after seeing any American food post:
FitzChevalric
As a European
newmen
As a Dutchman I lovend them too
BrontTheGoodBoy
As a young American,
bjarki
As a Icelander
PinkyWasTaken
As a swede, löved them
SpruceOnImgur
As a Norwegian, how haven't I heard about it?
TPmanW51
You guys didn't have sour Altoids across the pond? Man... you missed out... I presume. I never had them.
Staddi
We had those in germany. Not by that name, but my grandma always had those boxes.
noneyobusisness
Dude!!! These where the best!!! They would mess up your tastebuds but it was worth it!
PnutButterChocolateBarMuthaFucka
Tongue lacerator
Raminator
The only thing that will suffice in their absence is warheads.
Demenster
Shockers are better than warheads
Raminator
They're definitely good but I don't believe one is better than the other
noneyobusisness
True! But still altoids are #1 on the list then war heads and everything else is not worthy
Raminator
KittenMittonsMeow
I'm salivating already
TheFrodo2
Down at rocket fizz they got toxic waste candy which are like warheads but less flavor and more pain
TardWrangl3r
yessssss I've forgotten about warheads
StrangelyCalm
I'm guessing the American equivalent of Zombie Chews. Yeah whats up America. Do you have Zombie Chews!?
Triggeredfeminist
I just googled them, those are taffy bars you ape, altoids are a hard breath mint, two completely different things
hollybadass
Tangerine sweet and powders that was a bit sour on the outside
hollybadass
Wtf mango?? I remember Tangerine
hollyhorror
Definitely tangerine.
hispanicyankee
They had raspberry too
Steelballsofstill
We have fucking Trump, you got one? No? We will trade him for a klondike bar
YourMumKnowsMe
How about the almighty Tim-Tam?
Sp00kyVaginosis
How about for a golden gay time?
Steelballsofstill
Sure one! hold on here while I go get him. Where do we meet? Just make sure you gay time him, not me.
FranticCosmonaut
Golden gay time is kangaroo speak for ice cream
goodoldwoofers
We don't have Klondike bars either friend.
Steelballsofstill
Im sure you got oreos down there
goodoldwoofers
Yes, yes we do. Only the plain, strawberry filling and choc filling though.
mpete1010
How about a fudge pop? Lol
goodoldwoofers
I actually have absolutely no idea what a fudge pop is.
hispanicyankee
You guys didn't have sour Altoids down under? Man... you missed out.
LordMoo
We do have altoids in Australia. I don't know what everyone else is talking about...
hispanicyankee
Did you have the sour ones, though?
LordMoo
The ones I had were sour, but I don't know if they were THE sour ones.
hispanicyankee
Tangerine, Mango, and Raspberry. They even called them sour. And they were the best.
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
They got men handing out Vegemite sandwiches, I hear.
VagisilToothpaste
In hats.
OverMyDadBody
We had Center Shock. I loved those!
MostValuableDickbutt
I mean, sure, but we have milo, tim-tams, maltesers, caramello koalas, curly-whirleys, and other things that would blow Americans' minds.
cookiesandmilf
Doesnt matter you don't get all the poptart flavors
hispanicyankee
I dunno 'bout that, but I'm not going to the land of death to find out
Brionyrae
Pizza shapes
NotInClass
This just sounds like Joe Dirt listing candies
PainItForward
Literally my first thought lol
CandyCornHusky
We have Tim-Tams in certain stores I believe. Had a box. I would have more but need to watch what I eat. haha
rickeyspanish
they sell maltesers in Murica... they aight I guess.
minipancho94
jokes on you, my target carries Tim-Tams. bit pricey at 3.50+ a box but holy shit they are amazing.
SloppyJimbo
Maltesers are just higher quality whoppers
SenorCulito
Don't forget about the golden gaytimes
MostValuableDickbutt
Eh mediocre and overrated. I'd rather a drumstick or a magnum, to be honest.
slimstebow
You forgot cherry-ripe! - American thats been to Australia
asm80dfa8sdfj
We have Milo, Caramello bars, and an Maltesers aren't really better than Whoppers, just different. If you combined the best of both though,
asm80dfa8sdfj
that would really be something. I've heard Tim-Tams are on the way. I've you've only purchased your American candy in Australia, it's likely
asm80dfa8sdfj
the UK version. I'm living in a country that only gets UK candy, and the UK versions of our candy/chocolate are all inferior.
Thetruthisouthere
MezzedUp
Just got Maltresers in stock at the gas station near my house. Bought almost 1/2 their stock on day 1.
thatmangodude
We have tim-tams in america. A rare find, but they exist
danthorg
Our most popular icecream is called a golden gaytime. Nojoke nohomo
glitchead
We have maltesers in America, just by 100 different names. Whoppers, malt balls, etc etc...
Zardif
Minties! Violet crumbles! Fruit Tingles!
TheGamingBaconator
We got tim-tams in America now(atleast the store I work at carries them)
brandeded
If I can buy Detroit ginger ale mentioned on Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown on Amazon US, I can surely fine these.
ThatAssholeOverThere
My kiwi friend brings this stuff a lot, gotta say Im not impressed
Automatomatic
Yeah but those spiders though... You can have all that.
MostValuableDickbutt
I was going to dispute that but one day when walking into uni I saw a massive web with a golden orb weaver (thankfully above head-height)
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
Dont forget wizz fizz, bubble O bills, violet crumble, and spiders (the drink, but also the animals)
God0fFeed
As an American who had Aussies visit and bring me TimTams.. Those things are fucking church.
ThisWasMy2ndChoice
Those are all available in America, they just require a bit of searching. Source: I used to work at a boutique candy store and World Market
exerminator2115
sounds like something cartmans mom would make for him
TameWeevil
I live in Iowa, US,and I saw Malteesers at the store yesterday. Too bad I stopped eating candy
GadenKerensky
Ever made Milo Tin Bombs?
MostValuableDickbutt
It's called a Tim-Tam Slam, pleb.
GadenKerensky
That sounds like a drink. I'm talking about filling up a tin with whatever combustible you could find and setting it alight to see what haps
IDontEnjoyPorridge
We have Milo too, he's really not that impressive.
PowwerOrb13
Maltesers must be a British and commonwealth thing, because I swear I've seen them here in Canada
OfficialJoeBiden
Did you just curse me out in Australianese
loveplusultra
fagotime
Vhiyur
I've never heard of any of those. Looks like I need to visit Australia.
Rileync
They sell maltesers in my state now!
JockstrapJones
Maltesers are just malted milk balls and nobody likes them because they're trash.
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
You were downvoted. I came here to show solidarity against maltesers. Blehh.
Orkimond
Caremello koalas do not make this list. Tim tams are the fucking shit though. Aussie tim tams, not SEA ones, different recipe.
EccentricNimoy
Ooo! Wait, Are we still talking candy here?
MostValuableDickbutt
Milo is a malt chocolate drink powder, and the rest are chocolate products.
EvenSpeedwagon
Thats all fucking nonsense man.
czaarticus
We still have maltesers and curly whirleys in the uk
dottedglass
They're also missing out on a bunch of very tasty stuff that's available everywhere Nestlée sells chocolate.
CyberAkuma
what are maltesers??
kimipw
Curly... whirleys. The name alone has me intrigued. Send me some.
Yeastieh
American Here, I can buy Tim-Tams in the kosher section of my grocery store
WardoDaWeirdo
Curly-whirleys are absolutely amazing - Canadian here - would sell a nut to find a place that sells them :/
Zardif
https://www.amazon.ca/Cadbury-Live-in-Morrisons-Curly/dp/B004TEVFJI/
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Bulk barn! I also found one in Walmart. (Southern Ontarian here) :)!
WardoDaWeirdo
You are my hero!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
I'll take $5 though. I don't need one of your nuts.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Any newsagent or supermarket in the UK.
PainItForward
As an American, these all sound made up lol. But I'd try em
lambueljackson
Www.reddit.com/r/snackexchange
IActuallyLikeSalad
They sell tim-tams at Walmart in the cookie aisle in the US. Can confirm, are mind blowing.
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
You've never had a curly wurly?! I'm Canadian and I ate those on the regular. Don't need to be from down under to enjoy.
BOSSMOPS
Omg! Curly wurlys! I totally forgot they existed! Brb buying a ton of curly wurlys...
YouCaIIed
They sell Malteasers at theaters in my city (NY)
StrangelyCalm
Shhhh they go crazy about thin mints but they don't even know about Mint Slices ;-)
KyoLookinAss
Had both. Love mint. They're both alright.
AustrayaMate
Mint slices. Man. They are the one missing out. Arnotts are the bomb
Sophie1998
Arnotts make some really great biscuits omfg i would shank a motherfucker for some timtams. But like 80% of their stuff is really bland/yuck
whitevfute
As an aussie I still miss the polly waffle, the said they were bringing it back
PainItForward
I like Thin Mints...please tell me moar
chubbypangolin
I'm a bit biased being an Aussie, but they're like thin mints, buy a big bigger, and I think the chocolate and mint tastes a bit better too.
brandeded
https://www.amazon.com/s/?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mint%20slices