AlarminglyBad
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No idea why I was inspired to draw this but I was
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Aug 25, 2026 3:09 PM
AlarminglyBad
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293
16
No idea why I was inspired to draw this but I was
MORE: https://alarminglybad.com/linkhub
CrimeSceneShoe
Very few make it to astronaut and even fewer make it to space. You can be part of the astronaut corps for years and never be selected for a space mission.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
this is why we poor folks have videogames
RalphH
KSP and Elite are at least fun alternatives for us stay home guys.
yn7jy8s84v7
Corporate accounting, just a moment.
salunatics
"I am Jack's raging bile duct."
FFBnuuyBoi
Reading this gave me Silksong PTSD...cant put my finger on why...
The701
Skipper Dan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cCRRFi1aA
The701
well heck, just posted on the 20th: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4I-Y8XiBIs
OutlawGerman
A lot of us are there homie. Had my dreams of being a pilot crushed young when a german eye doc asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said "a pilot!" And she LAUGHED and said "you're going to need a new dream because you have no depth perception."
Neednoggle
Who says Germans have no sense of humour?
Destro24
A failed German comedian.
Halfwise
I'm glad I never wanted to be an astronaut... lot of work, and you need to be both intelligent and athletic. I wanted to be a crazy hermit druid... two out of three ain't bad... still trying to forge an alliance with the crows.
epicurusaquinas
You're a courageous spirit because I heard crows are assholes. Just TRYING to forge an alliance puts you in the diplomatic-hero category.
mechscientist
Crows aren't assholes, they just hold a grudge.
But they also remember their friends.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Lucky bastard working in a cubicle instead of an open office plan.
emu314159127001
Until his job is taken by AI
BeaverOnFire
CrimeSceneShoe
I would kill to have a cubicle again.
Lordborgman
That's probably would it would take to get it/better treatment.
WhatTheFrench
I got moved to a different office building last year, and went from open plan to a half-height (4 ft tall) cubicle. I like my desk, but the parking is terrible and there’s nowhere to eat close by the new building. I consider it an even exchange of spaces. If I had this office building but with open plan spaces, I would complain a lot more.
Marsupialmessiah
I hate hate hate open office plans. No one can concentrate and you have to smell everyones bad breath, farts, feet smell, and listening to their podcasts and conversations, its so fucking distracting i usually work outside in the lunch gazebo. Even when its raining or 100 F
CP3oh
Don't forget smell their lunches. Oh, does it smell like a Spice Madam warehouse caught fire? Kevin must have made paprika chicken again. What's that, Tom? You mixed broccoli into your smoothy? It smells like fart, Tom.
Marsupialmessiah
Microwave sardines with rice and soy sauce