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Thesaya
*adorable
needanamedammit
Of course Thanos likes dolphins. Most prolific rapists of the seas.
Nero254
I just read this from left to right like manga... ????
sempytender
Your spelling is adorable.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Thanos "I desire... macaroni pictures."
howsarcasmbecameme
He meant earth, right?
Synai
can we go to the LAGOON? I really love watching the DOLPHINS
cptcr
Thanos loved Christmas
Gawky
Doesn't a space titan have mind control, why raise her at all?
Spinbot11
Easy to forget that Thanos is human.
patacorta79
He is a human from the earth?
DogIsGreat
No he's not. His species shared a common ancestor with humans but they are not human.
MeanWinchester
He was born on Jupiter's moon, Titan... Hence "Thanos the mad Titan"
TheMightyKibbless
Easy to forget things that aren't true
ShepardCom
Thanos hales from the moon of Titan. He is a mutant of his species as well as being part eternal. Not human.
mrhobbybob
Sounds like a normal dad, who is this guy?
Skulllox
Thanos
krapmyself
Thanos. And don't be fooled, he is a monster.
ThatsPermanent
Papa Space Smurf. Smurf fan fiction (SFF) got pretty dark in the nineties, but there were some lighter moments.
vettastryker
Ron Lim does the best Thanos.
corvettee01
And then he rips Nebula's arm off and gives her a robot arm.
UltimateBooty
Alternatively suspends her between life and death to try to get into death's boney bloomers
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
I hope it's not red. No one will recognize her if it is.
ichosethewrongcollegedegree
He does? That's fuckin metal
STEAMDRUNK
Yes... A metal arm...
MeanWinchester
According to the latest Guardians movie, every time Gamora beat Nebula in training, Thanos replaced a part of her with tech
ichosethewrongcollegedegree
Looks like there's some tough love...
dagg3r
I thought it was everytime gamora fucked up he took it out on nebula
MeanWinchester
Not according to the film, but the comics may be different, I've never read the guardians comics
redmangc
Yeah, don't worry nobody else did either
ItsCandleJack
Aww what a softy.
Lavatoryman
Why did you name yourself ItsCandleJa....
keystotheairlock
Ehhhhh.....
DomineSatanas
He tried to kill the universe cause he was horny.
DamianWinters
what?
DomineSatanas
The proper response.
Belckan
You heard him
BartholomewHenryAllen
He tried to impress Death by wiping out 50% of all life in the universe. (Using the Infinity Gauntlet). He did it because he's in love /1
BartholomewHenryAllen
With Death /2
Radix865
Also in Deadpool vs Thanos he was about to kill Eternity(the embodiment of life, opposite of Death).
ThatsJustMyFace
Christmas tree in space. Ok
BloodQueef
To celebrate the birth of space jesus
Justapartofyourimagination
Yes Thanos celebrated Christmas for Gamora.
ThatsJustMyFace
And she is into Christmas because it is also a holiday in space?
Justapartofyourimagination
I have no idea what so ever lol.
cthulhubeard
Of course. All the nine realms celebrate Christmas. Sometimes he brings his sons along.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I mean, Santa is a legit character in the Marvel Universe. Not sure if he ever goes off-earth though.
SerFapalot
magic?
OmenRider
Allegedly the universe's most powerful mutant, and bypasses all of Thanos's defenses with ease to give him a lump of coal every year.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Literally no part of that sentence makes sense based on my understanding of these characters.
Justapartofyourimagination
Exactly.
LonelyBrannigan
Human culture is shocking prolific eh?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
He raised her like a normal human child.
algoritham
SHE'S GREEN! WHAT NORMAL HUMAN CHILD IS GREEN??
IHaveACatNamedGustav
Still makes zero sence since she isn't human.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
And he is a giant Purple Death lover who is always involved with earth folk. None of this crap makes sense.
Porecomesis
Given how humanoid everyone is, there isn't a lot of genetic diversity in the universe.
bigfoot2389
So where is his lagoon? Is this why Doug Admas thought dolphins were from space?
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1. Alien planets have water on them,therefore lagoons. And Space Dolphins are canon in Marvel XD
pieter42
Excuse me, "Thought"?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Does the song "so long and thanks for all the fish" have no meaning to you?!
Imrightnexttoyou
You beat me to it! :D
hoochandturner
zeac
Lobo is DC right?
Amythyst
Nah, AC.
SephirothVII
No, the logo on the top left is a typo...
CityYeti
Judging by the DC logo on the top left, I'd say yes