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DrHurg
Slash fiction.....not even once
Lots43
Seriously though He-Man hung out with Man-At-Arms and Fisto.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
This is one of my favorite scenes: http://imgur.com/OLu865E
DomCarIndustries
Holy shit. My ad for this post was for poorly covering, tight men's underwear. Best placement ever
sargerileybaxter4
aceofspadesthemeymemey
RSP16
CatUpVote
I fucking love this show.
RedSteaIth
https://media1.giphy.com/media/L2JvRLz3POIwg/giphy.gif
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Yep, definitely one of the best scenes right there.
Nysjar
They always say they are born gay. So, sorry, no blaming others for your gayness!
Ireadtoomuch
https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
ReposterCallerOuterMan
https://youtu.be/1OUCI3oLYss?t=544 start at 9:04 to skip the evaluations
NotAReallyCleverUsername
I mean... Watching top gun kinda gave me a pretty good clue.
DerangedMoosh
dontsaydoingyourwife
Dontsaydoingyourwife
LoghainMacTir
nah, kids dont know shit about dolls being homoerotic, thats just the script writer tryin to self project his view into audience
FiveDollars
That's Family Guy.
LoghainMacTir
yes that's family guy
urgotobekiddingme
Make AI and lets get replaced
Begotten
My Ninja Turtles were pretty ripped and it didn't make me attracted to ninjas or turtles.
Flickerish
Watching this now
LaterallyHortler
SaltismySugar
Hmm... He looks... Gay... Hmm...
ScottishPower
Who's this guy? Always see him on posts about gay?
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tatsudairo
idubbbz
YourWaifuIsTrash
*imgayyy
ChubbyRaccoon
He is a gay man with osteporosis and crippling depression.
Krackerjax
this should explain everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7q6B2MseNI
ScottishPower
Ahh ok. It is all so clear to me now. Very random.
PrivateLongBong
From this video https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM
CaptEgDiggles
Gay stewie
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beggingyourmajestyspardon
NiceGreenArrows
Or, hear me out, maybe homosexuality didn't spike with millenials, you just hear about them more?
NiceGreenArrows
Unless you want to try stating the things about millenials you suspect cause homosexuality, then point them out in ancient greece
Aeturo
Athens had a population problem cuz they couldn't get dudes to go for gals because there were so many gays
temujin9
Bullshit.
Aeturo
Take it up with my history 101 Western Civilization professor
MotionOfTheOcean
Never heard of this and actually they rated man-man and man-woman love as completely different things. Man/woman was earthly, dirty and 1/2
MotionOfTheOcean
aiming to reproduce and man/man was more divine and pure sort of love. Most men practiced both. Similar stuff was going on among feudal 2/3
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tex81024
No, it's that we are all more connected, thus people that would have not mattered have been amplified by the accessibility of information
NiceGreenArrows
I agree on the acceptance and such, more people being open about it than hiding it affects the % stats. But is a gay in denial still a gay?
NiceGreenArrows
Especially in the 70s and such, I'm pretty certain no-one was going to be able to get accurate stats of how many there REALLY were.
PMMECORGISPLS
Things like homosexuality and autism (just to use another example) spike now, not because of millennials but different reasons. It's 1/2
PMMECORGISPLS
because homosexuality is more accepted then it was back then, and we can better diagnose Autism. Maybe don't blame shit on other generations
areibold
I'm a millenial you fucking dingus
beggingyourmajestyspardon
alteriron
Are they saying being gay is caused by environmental upbringing and not born with it?
kiwiflavored
Just about every trait is the product of both. That's epigenetics for you
cerpintaxt475
I think it's just a joke
TheGamingBaconator
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO.
SSj4Godzilla
A recent study came out linking the genetics of three disparate populations, and it revealed that homosexuality has genetic origins 1/2
SSj4Godzilla
However, what activates those genes is still unknown and could remain unknown. Could be genetic, could be epigenetic.
boamere
Yeah it's a mixture of nature and nurture. Events in your young childhood effect you just as much as the way you are made
eaglehunter
Maybe its maybaline?
kokorobrokoro
As a gay boy I was attracted to these toys but if you ask me what came first it was definitely the gayness. And the toys were just bonus
Huggitt17
It's the aliens' fault.
Insomnia297
Are you saying we have any idea what causes someone to be gay?
Ripplingtwinkie
You can't be gay if you have no concept of sexuality, ie pre-puberty
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
I knew I was gay pre-puberty.
Ripplingtwinkie
Homosexuality is a sexual trait. You can't be sexually attracted to anything if you don't have sexual hormones in your body. You're (1/2)
Ripplingtwinkie
Confusing platonic interest in same sex people with sexual interest. That's unfortunate.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
I had no platonic interest in males, but okay. I also never said that i had sexual feelings. I just knew.
Ripplingtwinkie
Despite having no concept of sexuality, you knew you would be sexually attracted to males one day? That makes no sense.
SaltFlats
stewie was always gay
pilomotor
I remember a scene in the first season when he was hiding in the girls' locker room while cheerleaders were changing and he got hard.
kibbypie
No, his wee wee just suffered a serious case of rigor mortis.
SaltFlats
then he's bisexual
pilomotor
Let's say he's bicurious and leave it at that, at least until he reaches puberty.
TheDalmuti
Maybe he's born with it. . .
Chaoslost
Maybe it's gaybeline.
monsiuerdownvotes
you should have more points
RevanTheJedi
A setup and delivery. Marvelous.
ratpatoot1e
Bravo.
idontenglishsorry
meanwhile i dont think someone is born gay, it is still something that cant be avoided and happens naturally while you grow up and 1/2
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
So you're not born gay, but it's completely predetermined and not decided by anything that happens after you're born?
idontenglishsorry
That's the opposite of what I wrote
idontenglishsorry
realize what you like and dont like. For example, im pretty sure i wasnt born bisexual but for instance, i realized when i was 20 yo
idontenglishsorry
and I know that it was because i was kind of molested by a friend when i was little and years after i realized that i might have like it
degenerateace
Kind of feel like your sexuality and the molestation should not be in the same box and you need therapy.
idontenglishsorry
i already do therapy (im not sure if "do therapy" its the correct term) but im pretty sure that if i hadnt been molested i woudnt have 1/2
Vladimirtod1
Anyone else wonder how they made the decision to change him from an evil super genius infant to...a gay super genius infant?
Huggitt17
I always thought he was trans because he liked dressing up as girls.
uzerok
Probably better joke potential than the evil genius who also happens to be utterly incompetent at anything else trope.
meganical
They got tired of coming up with evil genius plans to kill Lois that failed for every episode so they took the easy road and make gay jokes
drewgolas
When they came back on the air on season 3 they started removing the evil part, and he already had effeminate characteristics
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Maybe they played with homoerotic dolls as kids?
WJLIII3
Well he sounds kind of British you see.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
"I'm not British, I'm gay!" -Evil Bakura, YGOTAL
PinkyandtheBane
"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea, and I'm all out of tea"
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Gay = evil super genius. Source: gay myself
Slamtastik
This was after they brought family guy back from being cancelled, the whole show was overall not as funny after they brought it back.
superanth
They lampshaded that at one point. He just sort of went "Huh, good point".
TheWorldIsJustWhatWeCreate
I thought they once explained his evil thoughts derived from him repressing his mixed feelings regarding his sexuality
Urgalicity
What gay boys can't be evil geniuses to?
quickbrownfoxhumpsthelazydog
Wait a minute!......Stewie is gay????
pilomotor
He's a baby, so it's hard to pinpoint his orientation this far from puberty, but they do have a lot of jokes suggesting he'll turn out gay.
thxph
Seth has stated that he isn't strictly straight or gay or anything specific; that the writers just go with whatever makes the joke work.
zma123456
Well the decision was worth it. Evil Infant Genius was loosing its touch.
badtaste
*losing
Vladimirtod1
Thats sad, but i have to agree with you.
SarahYummers
Stewie is gay? He's attracted to other girls his age, though.
shorey66
Then he's bi.
yourcommentisstupid
It's kind of like who can hear him talk... Whatever works for the episode.
humanburger
Seth said when he was an evil genius he always tried killing Lois and the network wasn't none too happy with how dark it was getting
Vladimirtod1
That actually makes a lot of sense
o0utcold
If you watch interviews with seth macfarlane, he explains steweys sexuality as being ambiguous on purpose.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I asked my friend this on the train and a super-fucking drunk guy helped himself into a conversation but they just faded out the evil for
Murrman1975
Was that the drunk guys opinion?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Well yes. My friend found him amusing while I was entirely displeased with him entering conversation.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
gay jokes. With the episode of Stewie trying to kill Lois in his simulation and failing, he gave up his endeavor because he fails in every.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
simulated reality and gets killed himself.
Vladimirtod1
Like im not complaining, im just saying i dont remember any progression towards it. Just *poof* gay.
NiiiiceDude
Poof is the word
TGPRax
S9E12, he tries to make himself more evil after he lost his edge instead the machine concentrates his evilness into a clone making him nicer
TheBiggestDinosaurYouHaveEverSeen
There were a lot of suggestions about it at first and he was confused. After a while he just rolled with it and he's happier for it.
PartyManimal
There was that one episode where he visits his adult self and he end up getting laid by a woman but cries during and after. Kinda a bad sign
GigglesMeister
*foop* yag
ratpatoot1e
And he was also homophobic at the same time.
Impressive44
There was a lot of progression, over the course of the early seasons. But then when he finally got there, it stagnated.
TheGamingBaconator
I recall him mentioning 'sexy parties" early on where he would dress up like Hugh Hefner, I guess, and chases girls in bikinis around the1/?
TheGamingBaconator
2/? house, then there was an episode from I believe 2005 where a cutaway gag had him hanging out at a gay club. I guess there was a little.
btm909
It's just very realistic
ChuckNorrisescuddlepillow
Surely that should be: *poof* Poof.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
He's a magician?
ImScruffyImTheJanitor
Isn't he more bi than gay? I know about his gay tendencies but he also had a thing for what was her name, Susie? Joe's daughter.
Vaanhalen
I think they used Susie to inch him to gay. "Is that what gay is? I think I could do that."
RevanTheJedi
Yeah, that's right. Wait, who the hell are you?
ImScruffyImTheJanitor
I'm Scruffy....the janitor.
JapAnus
Why aren't you working?
TheCobb1
I'm sure it happened out of the progression of him bonding with Brian, but Seth needed a deeper reason for the change 1/2
TheCobb1
Hence the suggestion that he became less evil and angry after accepting his sexuality 2/2
avgdipper
Seth Mcfarlane said Stewie became less "evil" and "angry" the more he accepted who he was (gay)
LivingDecomposition
I.E. the target audience thought it was funnier so they arbitrarily switched and came up with any excuse later.
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
Oh, okay. That makes sense. I now have closure. :-)
somenerandom
It happened sometime in seasn 3, I think.
DaDisser
He's gay? why lol?
IShootPplInTheFace
Some men prefer male genitalia to female genitalia son.
AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
Omg @DaDisser! You can't just ask people why they re gay!
donkeyofdoom
You can tell troughout the seasons, also the whole rupert thing that's going on is quite cleae isn't it?
TheDairyPope
Cleae had his own series, but it was a flop.
SIRTOXIC13
Yes, it's quite cleae.
tattoogigolo
Quite, quite cleae.
StAndrews607
Extraordinarily cleae.
AeonQuasars
Isn't homosexuality a genetic thing? I don't think you turn gay just because you watch enough gay stuff. Also: fuck religion.
heinzbitte
It's unlikely the writers believe that, just a joke
DickDastardly404
The leading theory is that it's due to an imbalance of hormones in the womb, genetics would imply that it is inherited. And I'm sure you 1/2
DickDastardly404
Can imagine why that doesn't really make sense. 2/2
numbat
There are many gay people who still have children. I.e. they are still in the closet etc.
DickDastardly404
yeah, sure, but it's still not how it works :)
AliBarber
I don't even want to waste the hilarious star trek missed home meme on you, I'm that disappointed
AeonQuasars
Yeye. Welcome to the club.
Azerai
Not quite
malaroo
*tips fedora*
ReposterCallerOuterMan
oh man @aeonnierthan its a little too early for this kind of trolling...aww man..but..that was funny man...pretending to be stupid always is
6KidsInATrenchcoat
*hormonal. It's hormonal.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
For both? Gays and lesbians?
MotionOfTheOcean
It's both actually. The prenatalö hormone wash and some other genes in combination.
6KidsInATrenchcoat
Interesting. Do you have any good articles for me to read? :) Mostly read science supporting it being only the hormonal balance in the mom.
MotionOfTheOcean
All I could find are from the 90s, but I assume they have established the phenomenom well enough and moved to study the more 1/2
MotionOfTheOcean
specific questions on it. Here's best I found http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v11/n3/abs/ng1195-248.html and pardon my laziness, since 2/3
MotionOfTheOcean
I mean some genes have been connected to it, there is no "mechanism of gay" that we'd know yet.
HellsBelly
And what regulates hormones if not genetics?
KojiKnight
Current theory is that it's the mother's hormones, not the child's.
6KidsInATrenchcoat
Strongest theory is that it's the mother's hormones, which the child is exposed to in the womb. Read up on it, it's interesting.
tbkelley1498
hey, friend, listen. i'm down with homosexuality, but religion is not the problem. religious zealots are the problem. fuck them.
WJLIII3
Dunno, pretty sure the zealots wouldn't be so down to kill people if God didn't write down over and over that it's totally ok to kill people
WJLIII3
In fact, if you look closely, with an eye to it, a whole lot of most religions is just the lists of who you can kill, and hurt, and enslave.
WJLIII3
The overarching message is peace, because they want order, but there's always plenty of reasons for the faithful to shed blood.
tbkelley1498
also, however true it's written in the Bible, would even the Pope condone stoning someone to death? we're more civilized than that
WJLIII3
Who is "we"? Not Hezbollah or the Westboro Baptists. It doesn't matter what the Pope and the civilized world say, GOD says get your stones.
tbkelley1498
that is religion the world over, you are correct. BUT. it is possible to worship without strapping explosives to children
WJLIII3
Sure, I know lots of nice religious people. But only people who believe God will reward them strap explosives to children.
ILoveAGoodShitPost
As a gay man, I always checked to see if they were anatomically correct....
tunes
So disappointing seeing a flat area between their legs
ItsActuallyDavidNow
As a straight man, so did I.
butzlightbeer
yep
HPCmonkey
Me as well.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
You were probably pretty disappointed then..
ILoveAGoodShitPost
Every. Single. Time.
tygerpsimatrix
You know who else did?
LooseyGooseyBrett
As a straight man, i checked the barbie and other female ACTION FIGURES
obviouscoconut
As a straight male , I always had ninja turtles.
tizme
Me too, always.
ClaireM98909
As a little girl, I always did the same.
Boatsntoes
Barbie doesn't have a hole. I checked countless times... :(
FoxShepherd
As an Apache helicopter I lacked the appendages to play with toys.
LonelyBologna
Yes! Yes! Yes! :-) :-) :-)
IJerkOffAlot
Growing up as a Lawnmower, I did too. I transmogrified into a toy so that I could play with other toys. Now I am truly happy.
SquigglyBeast
As a bisexual woman, all barbies were immediately stripped
ChucklePuss
Same, but then mine then had huge orgies all over the Barbie Dreamhouse.
ChucklePuss
Shit. *but then mine
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
As a waffle, I need some cocaine
ketochris
As a pancake, I need a shmoke.
Thewad14
As a taquito, I need an antacid
darkladyvanstar
I beheaded mine
Poseidaan
As an appache attack helicoptor I even checked their vehicles
GadenKerensky
As a Straight man, I never found dicks on my Bionicles.
thatwoodguy
"have I told you about the "Gear Wars"?
SilentAitch
As an old bus, I'm just waiting to be converted into a camper.
itsPixie
I was about to say this EXACT. SAME. THING.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Me: I wonder what a girl's pee pee looks like. -Removes Barbie's clothes- How does she pee?
tarataqa
Me: Why doesn't Barbie have nipples like Mom?
IJerkOffAlot
I second that. Why were you looking at your Mom naked?
tarataqa
I didn't grow up a religious our-bodies-are-smutty nut. Simple nudity wasn't a taboo.
Bigbrother44444
Me:Why do you look at your mom nips?
tarataqa
They'reGoodNips.gif
thatwoodguy
Our Mom used to sunbath topless on our sundeck and a neighbor complained to my Dad and he said "What? You don't see enough at 'The Pen'?"
thatwoodguy
local peeler bar. Him and his wife walked off yelling at each other, so I guess she didnt know he went there
asm80dfa8sdfj
I feel like you're from one of them there northern states, those sure seem like some yankie names for things
tarataqa
Is "peeler" code for "stripper"?