DrGreenskies
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Rufus tax
Anarchduke
#4 Don AmbleWagyu
Seethreepeeoh
Be the fiddler you want to hear by campfire
SteveTheEgg
#3 isn't about being pure, people don't realize how rare music used to be. The only way to have music was to hire a musician or make the music themselves. It's not like today where it's constantly available everywhere. So if you had some access to music then you enjoyed it.
LordKitchenersValet
Thank you, Gary. o7
exbenedict
#1 than*
drhobotron
I prefer to read it literally, in that he changes his mind after receiving true information.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
#4 Horatio Wanderlamb, the pleasure is all mine.
0RocketCat0
Let's see...i got donna assertivepeanutbutterandjelly. Not sure this is working.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
#4 Anne Awkwardegg
Stoneagedudeman
#4 Karl Floatbeef.
Gotta make a dnd character now
CheeseWheelJuggler
Regina Tacitcheese. Nice to meet you.
Grinch01
#23 we arent important to the ecosystem we are the ones that Ruin it...
thestevemeistro
#24 To be fair, modern paganism is COMPLETELY different than ancient paganism.
Modern witchcraft is pretty much "Let's go under the moonlight to grind some herbs and do feel-good magic after grabbing a cup of Starbucks". Ancient witchcraft is more like "Let's sacrifice some animals and human captive to make sure our barley crop is good this year, and hopefully stop the Romans from getting any closer"
fartharder
#6 8 but the day is early
nonickname23
#25
Stoneagedudeman
#27 Gotta manufacture a crisis so you have probable cause to break the lock and enter, fucking ADHD man.
TI99Kitty
Thank you, Gary!
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
#4 Calvin Heavyburg, nice to meetcha.
meskarune
#31 happened at my house once. I looked outside and our barn cat was cuddling a raccoon, opossum and skunk on top of the picnic table. They all just decided to take a nap together.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
#25 be a Tom Bombadil: love doing things for the process and not the result and you'll be totally unphased by the opportunity to take a short cut
markedasspoiler
#4 this is so fucked up i got Dick Limpbeef im not kidding
sometimesarobot
#4 either Jean Floatmallow or Gary Floatmallow (I dunno who's older)
I don't eat sandwiches so it's just a component of what I last ate.
JimFromMarketing
#3 wtf, that would work on me now. How sad is this person's life
ThisIsntFunAnymore
*than
SalmySwims
#2 IIRC, after the Russo-Japanese war ended in a humiliating defeat for the Russian Empire, Western political cartoons more frequently depicted a personified Russia as a Chinese stereotype. They "lost" their whiteness in the eyes of countries like the US and Great Britain. I don't think people thought of it in those terms, but it's essentially what happened.
NickRivieraMD
Margaret Normalegg
MCpeepantz
#16 probably a 10 currently
Madalchemist2018
I'm these two
#6. Seven
#16 Ten
daguq
#3 - It would appear that some people think dancing to a fiddle is a lost and impossibly exotic practice from the distant past.
ImJustHereToFuckSpiders
Im gonna get that experience in a couple weeks! There's a really good bluegrass band called Never Come Down and they're coming back to my town! Incredible fiddle playing is imminent.
Slimewire
Instead of one of life's great joys, which it is
miked854
I missed the word "it" in your sentence which gave it a remarkable air of doom.
MetalSonicSixtyNine
I can't hear live music and NOT want to dance a little... Even the dude on the street corner with an overturned bucket and a harmonica
NickRivieraMD
Man I sure can. We got some buskers around here that have clearly trained much harder on the 'show' aspect of the performance than on the craft.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#4 Randall Skipcod or Skipfish
0RocketCat0
Go with "skipfish". You've already got the comedy "k" in "skip", might as well add in a comedy "f". On the other hand, including the specific fish eaten has it's merits, comedically speaking.
EveryWeir
I got Joe Hardfish. Not exactly librarian.
crypresthesia
The answer is no the story's name is the source of the word odyssey, and no Odysseus doesn't have anything to do with journeys. Here's why he is named that: "Since I have been angered (ὀδυσσάμενος odyssamenos) with many, both men and women, let the name of the child be Odysseus".
EmanNiemThcin
#2 "guide on whiteness" is a candidate for /ShitAmericansSay
PartyLich
Ironic given the guy who originally posted it self describes as being from Belgrade, Serbia.
Mithelen
Right?
WeaponizedJerk
The insults were well deserved.
LtRooney
It's not a terrible summary of turn of the twentieth century white supremacist ideas on who qualified as "white" enough.
EmanNiemThcin
It's a work of ignorance and prejudice and pretends to be nothing else. It's not a "historicla views" map, it's just xenophobe shit.
sometimesarobot
It's a joke.
LoftheDesert
For Sweden not enough war crimes? The Sami would like a word.
TheUnstoppableWampas
#33 I love this picture with them both trying their best not to laugh, because you just know this is some classic Jonathan Frakes shenanigans that somehow got put into an episode.
MrSatisify
Skevoid
PirateArrrgument
Didn't Marina Sirtis insist on being part of this scene because, for once, it was Frakes getting objectified in revealing clothes instead of her
Omicron416
No idea, but more power to her if she did!
mrsdowneyjr
I hope so
KnaveOfSwords
#4 That's a verb, not an adjective
mrsdowneyjr
Yes
LinkToThePastMyBedtime
Phil Hobblenuts
marthafarquar
Even the drunkest librarian should know that
PassionAggressive
Marilyn Sloppysteak
dpat13
Barry rumbleham. I am a woman
perfecteye18
We am a woman.
rbudrick
Joe Painfullyhotdog
BigBlueWonder
Hans Gulliblebread
thismusicsucks
Judith Sulksausage
DataBeardFace
Mr Sue Wobblechickenpicatta
MikeRInternetTraveler
Archibald Trudgejelly.
Yep, that’s an excellent librarian name.
PantsAreForTheWeek
Michael Plodcheese.
wasanewtgotbetter
shhhh, points to the sign in every library.
tamm516
Carmen Wanderingsausage
belashreck
Sam Ambletuna
TheOneFreiman
Richard "Dick" Swaggercheese
theobituator
Gord Confusedfriedfivespiceporkbelly
Green11ndys
Meredith GoBeef
gamer2k4
It doesn't have to be (though even then "adverb" would be more grammatically accurate), but you're right that that's how the responders are treating it.
TeddyMoment
James Briskcurrychicken
mrsdowneyjr
Bob Shufflecheese
ShelBback
Margaret Stumblegg
HopelessNecr0mantic
Charlie Clompjack
LiloPleo
Whispered hello from Joan Meanderschnitzel
aCatastrophicSuccess
Carol Stomppeanutbutter, a pleasure
GeneralAnubis
Pete Slipcheddar, at your service
Voidraven5829
Jerry Quickbeef, at your service
Bob1305
Wolfgang Waddlejelly
PearjuiceATX
Lois Saunterjelly… a pleasure to make your acquaintance
theThousandHells
Shamblebacon. Jerel Shamblebacon