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Aussies are so patriotic! "Australians can do it" he..he
The headline...
May 18, 2019 7:11 AM
unicornyab
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Aussies are so patriotic! "Australians can do it" he..he
The headline...
iLikeRainyDays
So dwarves don't have to go to prison when they break the law? Noted.
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Let's be honest here, he didn't get off cause of his dwarfism, but cause of his family.
Eddyrock
35 counts! I think I’m ok with him having some hardship due to his punishment
HoboStabWound
Yep. He knew the consequences when he made his choice. No leniency from me.
NicolaVison
Yeah because rape it's funny, right guys?
FarenDin
there was no rape in this case. ehere did you get that?
NicolaVison
I am talking about the implied prison rape of his joke. Clearly, I should have made it clear. English is not my first language
chunnufarista
Feed him to dragons
Breximus
What a little prick
ilikepastabinch
you'd be surprised
unicornyab
Ironically, his name is tripod.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
ilovegramsalot
AdultPersistentAngst
justplainvanilla
nutzhutz
Matt Damon really gets into the role that he's playing. It's called acting.
GoldenSour2
ilovegramsalot
PewPewBulletBulletGun
https://www.theepochtimes.com/australian-pedophile-with-dwarfism-could-avoid-jail-due-to-size_2847293.html some source
kingramzeez
Just attach a bedet
FulanoMengano
bidet
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
How about a bullet to the head?
Lepercake
Oh oaky so I'm having some trouble with my shoulder after I disjointed it four years ago; how many pedophile midgets can I molest?
BigMuskie77
Well, he wipes his butt SOME how. Why can't he use the same technique in jail?
fearandloathinginaz
That's what he needed the children for. It was all a misunderstanding.
Tendrilmind
Fucking ALP Lannisters
StrokeTheFurryWall
What
deidrechambersultimatecoincidence
Katter Party Kapers
nonCanadianGoose
I don’t see what his condition has to do with punishment. Perhaps a shortened sentence?
RachTrap
It's just belittling to the court system that he got off.
ElroyJetsonEsq
GoodDayToYouAll
nonCanadianGoose
handshandy
This is the height of rudeness
GordinFreshman
atleast he's dwarfed his public image.
weerdo
Maybe they should legally change his age to 8, and sent him to adult pedophile jail. they will wipe is ass for him there, no questions asked
MommysBaby
loctrizzle
ktmaye
FeloniousMonk13
Jajajajaja
petresun
Huehuehuehuehue...
WoefulWombat
His condition has nothing to do with it. It's who his daddy is that saved him.
Plemeno
Tywin Lannister?
buttobviousfacts
The whole point of his comment was the pun.
TCooley79
Whoosh
tangybreath
Probably that they wouldnt have someone to wipe his ass in jail? Who knows
MyNutsackOnYourDrumset
They could've at least given him SOME jail time....a short stint, maybe?
smegheadenergy
Can’t he wipe himself with a rag on a stick?
boneywasawarriorwayayix
But he's not a lardo on workman's comp just like dad.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
All I can do is wish he has a fatal accident before he harms another child.
danibar
Just provide him a “Comfort Wipe” (ass wiping device)
EarthDimensionC137
I say house arrest the fucker for 10 years. Or put a bidet in his cell
learntotakejoke
If he can shake his tootsie roll, he can wipe his ass, send him to prison!
cyberghduck
Maybe he’s not actually a pedophile but just having a hard time finding porn on his height preference
FabergeBurrito
If you're telling me that he can't find midget porn, I'll call you the biggest liar I've ever met
graspee
It's on the top shelf.
cyberghduck
He is definitely not the biggest liar.
JHawke
Well that's not the same as lying. I see people incapable of finding easily findable things every day on imgur.
areweprophets
AUSTRALIANS CAN DO IT
AmotsEinhorc
So how does he wipe when he's at home?
Mithi
Caretaker?
B44a
Give him a mini cell. Costs less for central air.
NormanWilson
I fail to see how avoiding a prison term alleviates his arse wiping difficulty.
PhantomOfTheDopera
Install one of those water spout things in his cell.
davebeastly
A shower?
PhantomOfTheDopera
Phide or however you spell it
gracefalls
Bidet
steerAwwPrincess
Queensland, for non Australians, is like Florida. Nuff said?
StrokeTheFurryWall
Spoken like a true cockroach
steerAwwPrincess
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I would disagree but we voted Malcolm Roberts in again tonight so...
jfender
And we don't talk about the Northern Territory
cousteau
Is that Texas? Alabama?
arKittenCat
Or Tasmania
gripped86
How about a 9mm to the face and a shallow grave? Problem solved. Or public hanging? He’ll die in prison any way. Smh
unicornyab
Blooming ridiculous! They can put folk on the moon, but they can't make a wee stick to help this lad clean his hole.
DnZeroes
But Australians can do it for him apparently.
freiman
They should make a wee and just beat the shit out of him with it
goodisunpopular
Actually: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Damn, I was hoping for that SNL clip of Christopher Walken as a Centaur. Don't know if it ever aired, I saw it on his SNL DVD collection.
Rymdblomma
Sounds like he found wee sticks of his own to clean his hole
mdzmdz
We have the technology
nosedive
For the son of a non-VIP, I'm sure the butt-wipe problem would be quickly and easily solved.
ChrisChalms
A cork
Magicflutefreddie
Let him not wipe then let him get the equivalent of a diaper rash
MommysBaby
You guys didn't put shit on the moon, that was US
OrThatsWhatTheySayAnyway
With German minds
thorkild91
They were American minds as soon as we won the war
JHawke
The bidet was invented ages ago.
heartlessninja6
We don’t talk about the Europeans. They ruined Europe!
?1
HelloMax
And probably before that a stick and a rag! Bidets are awesome btw, longtime user, highly recommend.
Banjersmom
Toilet tongs are a thing.
wambu
Cell mates can help him pack it back in . . .
tarataqa
Send him to America. We'll put him on the moon.
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Aussies put people on the moon?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Blooming Ridiculous is my favorite thing to get at Outback Steakhouse
kapitioctopus
Great new business idea: special needs prisons. Blade runner and the kiddie fiddling dwarf are first in.
Boondangle40
I thought blade runner guy shot his girlfriend?
nafun
While he's a scum bag, it's worth noting that he never actually molested anyone. Just chatting online w/ teens and having illegal porn.
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
The legal definition of molestation includes everything he has been charged and convicted of. All 35 convictions.
AccidentalPhallacy
Defending pedos? Do you mod for imgur too?
nafun
I'm not defending a pedo. I called him a scum bag and clarified what he was charged with.
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
I'll clarify that he has been convicted of those charges. That is, found guilty of 35 child sex offences.
cruizin67coupe2
Oh well thats ok then... ffs.
JHawke
Dude even says "while he's a scum bag". But it is definitely less bad. (kindly notice how less bad is still bad.)
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
If he was watching child porn, he was watching children get molested. They were molested specifically for people like him who create the /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
demand. That's why watching it is illegal. He's not free of responsibility for their molestation. /2
teufel0341
What’s an MP?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Member of Parliament, similar to a Member of Congress in the US.
unicornyab
Member of parliament
teufel0341
Ty
FulanoMengano
Midget People
Janusha
Muddy peasant.