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What do we know about this incident that just so happens to involve Edward Coristine? I don't want to go all conspiracy theorist or anything, but it's kind of a funny coincidence that he happens to come across a car jacking, intervene and get all beaten up. Just so happens that one of the "persons of interest" is a young black man and this is the reason for Trump's call to deploy the National Guard in DC.
Just feels weird to me.
Sources on story below. CONTENT WARNING; there's some blood shown.
https://www.newsweek.com/edward-coristine-big-balls-doge-attacked-washington-dc-donald-trump-2109443
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/totally-out-control-trump-warns-dc-after-edward-coristine-attack-heres-what-he-said
https://abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-former-doge-worker-assaulted-dc-carjacking/story?id=124406722
I suppose it could be a coincidence and maybe even a couple of them recognized him, deciding to give him a beating for his part in DOGE, but this all feels really convenient.
Has there been any follow-up on his condition? How badly hurt was he really?
And of course he wants to treat 14 year olds as adults......
Give it time and they will lower the age of consent to 12 or something.
WiiShaker
To be fair, that beat down was supposed to be for Kyle Rittenhouse, not Big Balls.
ALTEFFFOUR
Okay, but who calls him that? It's not a nickname if it's a name you gave yourself.
DeepThought42
RealTurdFerguson
They just don’t even care to try anymore. Obvious false flag. Not unlike the saudis taking babies out of incubators bs.
IslaNublar
Of course it was a false flag event. The blood not only looks fake but he's got a suspiciously straight line of it down one arm, like someone squeezed it out of a nozzled bottle. Looks like the same kind of fake blood they used for Trump's ear.
NorrinxRadd
#2 he looks a lot like a kid who told my friend "my parents would buy you" however it can't be, I do remember his missing teeth, and missing eye. How you're dead jack
billdozer86
God it's so terrible to hear . . . that he survived
ArchaeoJones
No video of the attack despite everyone these days having a camera and cameras everywhere in DC, and why the fu*k is his shirt off?
It still doesn't pass the smell test. Sounds and looks like he tried to act tough in front of his girlfriend, talked shit and got hit.
CoastalDuck
Any trick he can use to cover up the march toward Fascism.
cgt9803
Stopping crime in DC should start with jailing the 34x felon on Pennsylvania Avenue
djhash
thekeyofe
In AD 2101, war was beginning
thedudeman519
Another shitty agent of the state getting what's due.
SacrificialClam
Crisis actor! Fake blood! Fake news!
ChicksDigTrucks
10 people for a car jacking? Was he driving a church bus?
justadude41123
Everyone knows that any stat he throws out there is complete bullshit, right? Right?
supervillin
1500% bullshit, yes
Mirrormancer
Trump vs. Trump vs. Kash Patel on DC crime rates. What even IS reality to these people?
BeardedHabilis
https://youtu.be/Y5ubluwNkqg?t=83
literallymike
According to them, whatever they say it is. But a lie is a debt paid to the truth...eventually. I truly hope the downfall is satisfying.
JohnThatcher
Doubtful. It will be bloody.
literallymike
Whose blood?
Jimthebutler
Trump thinks 14 year old are adults? Not surprising to know but surprising to hear him admit.
LivingDeadX
Correction: Trump wants (needs) to shift the narrative where 14-year-olds are legally considered adults for... reasons.
Segufixer
Just wait for him to normalize his Epstein involvement as okay.
Jimthebutler
Like Being a child rapist who trafficks kids to other child rapists?
carmexcoveredlips
So he and his friends can have sex with 14 year old white girls and try 14 year old black boys in court as adults.
Those are the reasons.
Mirrormancer
He still says the Central Park Five "got away with it" despite being exonerated by DNA evidence and, y'know, the actual man responsible confessing to the crime. If he had it his way, he'd probably have them all hanged just because.