Dad powers turned up to 11

May 3, 2025 10:14 PM

LosPer

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"...next time" -- that kid, probably

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.

Dave Barry

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Ew Yankees

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The force was with him

1 year ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

And he was one with the force

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the time the ball's that close you're already moving into position and it's too late to make corrections.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ARod still has it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where we're going, we don't need eyes.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"Blind To The Future"!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think they were going for Event Horizon, but yeah, I'm with you.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Came back to upvote this. You successfully creeped me out with that sentence!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The lady behind them just pointing to her own sternum/clavicle for no apparent reason

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of that weird kid on on the train in BTTF

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's asking "for me?"

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pearl clutching instinct

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

POV:

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could guess, if it was a ball tossed by a player and not a foul ball she's doing something to indicate I want one. But I'm really reallllyyy reaching to make it make sense.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I think you nailed it. The ball is moving slow enough he's able to adjust his glove quite a bit to catch it so clearly the ball is not a hit ball but a thrown one.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Interesting that she saw the projectile coming and tried to protect his face. Her spirit was in the right place, I think.

1 year ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 5

I don't think that was the thought process, as dad preps to catch, you can see he straightens up which causes the kid to begin to fall back. The hands go up to catch herself and correct her balance on his shoulders.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Having spent many years carrying my kids around on my shoulders, I can assure you the eye area is just the place they grab to hold on. It's hand level, I suppose.

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Protect face or holding on so she doesn't fall?

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I dunno. It doesn't seem like she's scared of falling. He doesn't lean back or anything and neither does she.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a reflex, you don't usually think about correcting your balance but your body will try to correct you.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1