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#The_Witcher_3 #Gaming #Cosplay #Awesome #Geralt_Of_Rivia
Jan 4, 2018 6:39 AM
FrasierCranesHumongousAss
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#The_Witcher_3 #Gaming #Cosplay #Awesome #Geralt_Of_Rivia
Milkycup
This reminds me of those questionable romance novels
LiamBoyd
Does anyone else feel the pc version plays better than the console version? Load time is so much shorter
ImpressiveVeryNice
woah roach...
arconesaeradan
"In truth, though, he was very attached to her and would never trade her for any other horse." - Journal entry from Blood and Wine
krahsh
I'm not even a lady but I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
moefat
Geralt takes care of his horse Roach. I just bought a new stable for Roach on my play through for 5k crowns, tell me thats not love
ilookfuckingcool
@HockeyFighter69
HockeyFighter69
Love it.
legacyweaver
This is awesome, nice find.
DFairbanks
This looks like the cover of a romance novel
chakaru111
Honestly the fact that all his horses are simply called roach makes me uncomfortable.
eihposnostam
I can't wait to play this gaaaame!
Sholan
Still a better love story than Twilight
JarlPastrami
I love rivery Gerald
jantschipantschi
Bioware playerbase would approve this relationship
Erutanmi
In 3 he says, “Every horse I ride is called Roach” after being asked if he would prefer to ride his horse, Roach.
ValiantToast
The best game I've ever played
FrozenBadger
Wife has identified the halter as an English Hackamore. Do what you will with the information.
LordDebuchan
Not gonna lie. The thumbnail made me think it was a naked black chick bent over with a dildo shoved in with Geralt caressing that ass.
JamieSmyth
I think you need to take a break from the internet.....
Vhyson
Reon27
I wanted to stab that horse so many times...
CactusMassage
"Okay, I need to go left at this fork in the trail..LEFT DAMMIT ROACH"
JamieSmyth
My fiance is currently playing Witcher 3 and periodically I'll just hear "FUCKING....GODDAMMIT ROACH!!!"
Mehnix
That one quest in Blood & Wine where Roach talks was pretty great, it poked fun at roaches' teleporting and getting stuck on fences.
southernsmoke
Which quest?
Mehnix
Its a small hut somewhere in Touissant. Here's someone else doing it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krf8FgRm3VU
AHornyRhino
That's awesome
Pishposhbingbong
Yep. I love how they embraced it. Did you ever see the April fools video cdpr released? With the mocap work for roach...
collegegiraffe
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Mehnix
I have now, the preorder joke at the end, even more hilariously relevent with all the fudgery that went on with Battlefront and ME:SOW.
MrKaizer
cvnk
eraser1
Lol I did that before. Tried to ride it underwater, but as soon as I got on, it disappeared :/
Dashiznit
Until reading this comment, every time i'd seen that picture before I thought the ship was floating in mid-air, and now I feel stupid
Dashiznit
because I had never noticed the water level
KotalDom
Ahh good the immortal, teleporting demon horse!
Sekolah
Also retarded
MrKaizer
KotalDom
Fuck, that's gold!
medeadea
AHAHAHA, comment of the day
skarin666
I scooped this up during the winter sale. Should I start from the beginning or is 3 the best way to go?
ChronoSoul
I started on 1 when 3 came out and its a really good game same with 2 i would say do 1-3 so you can see how well the games improve
madmardagan
Story-wise it's good to go linear but #3 is a crowning achievement in games IMO. Definitely get both expansions for it if you can.
MuttMcborkwoof
Just play 3 dude, its like 150-500 hours long. Its enough, just watch a history video on youtube
MzArlowe
You could start with two but read the stories or listen to the audio books. The games pretty loyal to the source material and its faster
TheHypocrite
Read the books first, do yourself a favor. It will make a lot of sense, w1 is set after the books. Quality writing, I promise.
Nubbsy
I played through the entire series. I'd still reccomend it though, you can get some neat story changes. My Geralt has a tattoo.
NitherNor
I played them in order and it was a blast, went back to do it all again and the mechanics and graphics in 1 are so jarring compared to 3.
whatupcorgibutt
They heavily explain the backstory in 3. I started with three and I never felt lost
Kalriostraz
This was a conscious dev choice, and they're amazing for it imo.
DukeBravo
The books are kind of more related to the story of Witcher 3 then the first two games are
Diyamin
I personally started with 3, then 2, then 1. But I highly recommend 1 to 3 (even though it's pretty confusing at 1)
skarin666
Noted. I think the first 2 are even cheaper at the moment. Thanks!
blepability
1 has not aged gracefully. If you get sick of it, move on. You can read a good synopsis and be pretty set for the big events.
doctorbees
My bf is playing 3 and I'm starting with 1. The difference in graphics and gameplay is hilarious.
NobodyIsBlankLikeGaston
In only 10 years, the series evolved so much
TheVoidListens
Like the others are saying 3 is OK to start. It was designed to be that way since the others are so old. But the other 2 are wonderful too.
GoopyBoogerSnotOnYourHotdog
Look, I only bought 3- got it just like you. It's a beautiful Gabe. I sent so..many. hours that 3 was enough. But the expansions were like
GoopyBoogerSnotOnYourHotdog
A second game! You have to do the expansions. 100%. But you dnt have to do 1 &2 to appreciate the wonders of 3. Amazing game
Deydora
Just bought 3 as well two weeks ago. I currently have 60+ hours in it and I haven't even finished the main story quest line in the original
Deydora
Game. Worth every penny and so much fun.
GreatLyzander
1 is a typical old game, slow and abit clunky. But if that dosnt bother you go ahead 1 trugh 3
ElberGarrica
1 does not add anything at all, and it looks ike crap to today standards. I stared with 3, then 2, then 3 again w/NewGame+ importing 1/2
ElberGarrica
my desitions from 2 and Im enjoying it more thant the first time. But if I could change time, I would rather start with 2 and then 3.
xkevinxpwndu
That's what I'm doing. Beat 3 (loved it) then bought 1 and 2. Spent maybe 10 minutes on 1 and couldn't take anymore. Now starting 2.
ElberGarrica
LOL; I spent like 30 minutes in 1, and could not go on anymore. 2 is awesome with decent graphics and very similar to 3 in gameplay.
ElberGarrica
BTW I strongly recommend you take first Ivoreth's path and finish it, then load a previous save and take Roche's path. 1/2
ElberGarrica
You will understand what Im talking about when the moment arrives.
eggbrook
You can play 3 first, but to understand the whole storyline you really need to read the novels
dsampify
I just read the novels and feel I liked them more because I knew who all the people were.
Splorks
No, you really don't.
LeonardoDaTiddies
You don't really *have* to but I found it did add a lot to my experience. I played 2 a long time ago, started 3, ended up reading all 1/
LeonardoDaTiddies
of the books then replayed 2, then restarted 3. I definitely felt it added to my enjoyment of 2 and 3.
eggbrook
Having read the books now, there are a lot of references that you have no way of understanding previously
Splorks
Some references are not necessary for understanding the actual storyline.
madmardagan
He doesn't really have any attachment to his horses though... When they die he just gets a new one and calls it Roach.
Dogebert
They’re all Roach
HappyEngineer
The choice of the name Roach should be a bit of a clue about how attached he is to them...
turquoiseskies
It doesn't translate well, in Polish it's more like Roachie, it's more of a term of endearment than it sounds
kongurous
The Polish word used for Roach here refers to the fish, not the insect.
Ivanaski
Yeah he says he don't care but he cry a little every time
Sekolah
Cry laughing
ImperialSquid
Everytim he cri
illegalacorn
i cri ever tim
blobmarley
In dis institution
Fushelama
AND HE PRAYS
flamingflamingo
And when people ask him what's wrong, he'll say Witchers don't have emotions. Also he's sterile and can't have kids.
yindoom
surprisingly accurate tbh
StaciesDad
This is the best comment ever
ElberGarrica
No, THIS is the best comment ever
ZottelKnauel
Hm no not exactly. Roach (in german Plötze btw) is the name of every horse Gerald ever had, but that does not mean he would not care ->
mangosmoother
I always get upset when I lose a pair of headphones and I've had like 50
ZottelKnauel
in the books there are only like three horses named by gerald and he choses the ones he know over knew ones and is sad when roach dies.
ZottelKnauel
the best excample for that is roach from book 5 wich he wants to change at the start becase its not that fast, but dosent because its roach
IamMorganFreeman
Gerald.... *eye twitch*
BrutalAnalSeepage
lucky13kenny
"You see, me and Roach, we've been through a lot, I want a good stable for her" -Geralt to Steward Basil
headless0815
And don't forget the Quest where Geralt can talk with Roach. Hilarious.
Allthegoodnamesaretakenwtf
What quest? i never did that one
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
It's from Blood & Wine expansion. Can't remember details though.
headless0815
You can find it north of Dun Tynne. The Quest only show up when you are close to it. Probably the best quest in the game imo.
livinglife9009
I haven’t read all the books, but really? I always thought Geralt had a good relationship with his horse.
acdcfanbill
He says that the same way he says he doesn't have any emotions. He keeps a mare that annoys him for a whole journey.
Xplode441
In the books, he keeps an unruly horse because he got attached to her.
M4rt1nV
In one of the Ciri ones either his horse dies or he loses it. Just gets a new one and calls it Roach again.
Nocan
One of the Ciri ones? Game or books?
M4rt1nV
Books.
MrFenixx
he just says that all his horses are named Roach, in books and in games
VenderTrashImgur
In the books he says this to but he does get attached to his piebald mare if my memory serves
Spickerderp
He says it in the witcher 3. Can't remember who he says it to though. Maybe someone i Toussant?
Radix865
I'm fairly certain he says it in the books as well.
Worldsmadeofink
Novigrad , when he is looking for Dandelion and he has to meet with the servant of a noblewoman in a horse race.
PandraPierva
He says it a few times
Medic36
I remember him saying that too. I think it's when he talks with the general at the horse races. Broken flowers quest?
livinglife9009
Damn it. I just stared Witcher 3. Oh well here’s to new information I didn’t know before.
Spickerderp
Well most of this is small stuff compared to the whole game. You're in for a treat :)