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School Stairs
debugstatement
there was a lot in this dump I have yet to see on Imgur. well, done.
ColonelCouch
The bumblebitch one. "no you don't understand" everyone fucking understands you basic fuck
MisterDiffer
ColonelCouch
I WON'T
theforceiswith
Thank you. I can’t stand people who say shit like that. It drives me fucking bananas!
someyoungguy820
Wat? Im confused. Bumblebitch?
ColonelCouch
#19 I believe
someyoungguy820
Ah i see thx
DumplingLandEmperor
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, now first line uncle
SpaceLlamaMk1
You forgot Andrew
ILiveUnderARock
And..?
ILiveUnderARock
..rew
SpaceLlamaMk1
Nev
SmugStarfish
The facebook post with the dildos has the poorest attempt to censor a name that I have ever seen
Gottabeginger
An attempt was made
Therearetoomanyusernames
I think the point is a children's dentist page posted a bunch of vibrators. They probably didn't know what they are.
fluhatinrapper
It's the same name as above in blue. Wtf Dublin's Kids Dental.
ElSchopenhauer
It's a stomatoligic clinic and it has 5/5 on google
EscapedLewdist
I don't have time for this! *loads 35 more images anyway*
realistichorsegonadbehavior
To whoever tried to censor "dublin kids dental": http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/111/623/769.png
Therearetoomanyusernames
I think they weren't trying. The point is a children's dentist page posted a bunch of vibrators. They probably didn't know what they are.
Communinja
Jesus wasn't catholic, he was jewish...
LieselSkywalker
I didn’t know that bumblebeetches could sting.
dbanner5
I fucking love Steve Harrington!
IloveSteveHarrington
Yes
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
Name checks out
RelativeVelocity
Nancy fucked up.
knightswhosayekkiekkiekkiPTANGzoomboingznourrigmNI
Not really; when she was with Steve he wasn't who he is now. She made the right choice with the information she had at the time.
JohnFloorwalker
her and john have bonded via trauma too. so john ain't no scrub either.
GuliaJulia
MattLopl
joeymon2
Sackadelic
He seems like a cool dude. His band (in real life) is pretty cool too.
FuckYouCancer
what is it called?
lolf1sh
Post Animal
MrValyrianStealYourGirl
Hold the fuck up, he’s in a band?
QwertyBam
The babysitters.
lolf1sh
Post Animal
notimporant
What does he play in the band?
FraudulentPepsi
Left
QwertyBam
#22 Cooper is clearly right.
Cincychaos
OMG, I FORGOT MY BACKUP EGG!!!
FallingStar7669
It's okay, I accidentally brought two backup eggs. You can have one!
GotToBeKiddyMe
#8 freakin killed me
Lost2Reality
#ThanksgivingClapBack Haha. If I ever get the opportunity I’m using these comebacks lol.
3PiecesOfBread
Confirmed gas station sushi > EA
jayxero
FriendlyCordyceps
I really want to read that apology letter
lobstasalad9095
yeah me too. Looked epic.
randomrumrunner
Maybe this will be lost, but my mom likes to dictate to her phone too. Sometimes she does it while she's driving. She also listens to (1/)
randomrumrunner
books on her phone. We read this series together and there is this dumb joke, "how do you make a cop cum?" "Call 911" Stupid. Anyway, (2/)
randomrumrunner
This part comes up and she laughs and knows I will get the joke. So she dictates it to her phone, but she's driving so she doesn't read (3/)
randomrumrunner
before she sends it. So I get the text, "Make a cop come." Obviously, I'm confused and try to call her and it goes right to voicemail. (4/)
randomrumrunner
So I text her, "You okay?" I get back "Call 911." So I fucking called 911. Told the operator her licence plate (vanity), her car when (5/)
randomrumrunner
she left and where she had been headed. He tells me to call her again. So I try and she picks up. I'm in tears, "Are you okay!?" (6/)
idownvoteplottwist
effingmarlee
Is this Kristen Doute?
BoogerDiva
Looks like Christian Bale eventually got himself an extra pair of sneakers, good for him.
DomineSatanas
CaptainSl00000000w
Cooper doesn't know what being in charge is. My husky jumps out of the canoe and pulls us down the river. That's being in charge.
IQDeclined
Is Christian Bale gearing up for the Smashing Pumpkins biopic?
Engelic
He looks like Chandler from friends now
ChromeBadger
Iirc he's doing a Dick Cheney biopic
FatBoobsDontCount
He seems to be smiling politely
Phischstaebchen
#2 is legit?
CopiousMember
Playing Dick Cheney in a movie, guy is serious about his body transformations for roles.
Phischstaebchen
I know. I remember him with like 50kg... wah
TouretteBadger
#11 corgiscuit
ImHereToRuinEverything
Its got the woolies logo on the box mate. Its a fuckin buttermilk scone, not a biscuit, a scone. And its got sultanas in it.
TouretteBadger
I was just making a pun based on wordplay, but okay.
iamtheonewhoringsbeforeheKNOCKS
Wow a lot of new Stuff. You've earned your +1
AsparagusP
What kind of nonsense is No Nut November?
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
You dont even wanna know Destroy Dick December then.
AsparagusP
Sounds like an action flick
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
AsparagusP
Prediction: someone hits this with the SpoNGeBob meme
zFUBARz
Checked the time stamps. *Golf Clap*
TheAdamantite
I just say to myself keys, wallet phone every time I go somewhere
Rckymtnway
#6 can confirm currently on imgur due to this, and she has the fan on.
TheUpdootist
Does she have the fan on even during the winter? I feel shocked, I thought my wife was just weird.
AkoSuminoe
I lice in vegas, windows open, 2 fans on
mydarlingvega
Face cool, everywhere else warm. The hubby and I have our own blankets, otherwise we fight over the blanket. Easier that way. :)
moonshadowkati
I'm about to give you advice that will forever change your life for the better... Get a second blanket.
Rckymtnway
Why so she can have a third blanket?
moonshadowkati
A third? Where did the third one come from?
Rckymtnway
Already have 2 on the bed
bazookasoup
#16 who the fuck plays tic tac toe this badly? X went first and didn't take mid. If o then took mid, they didn't try to block an attack 1/2
MechanusIncarnate
Best first move is corner. Then go opposite corner. Grab a third corner and win.
bazookasoup
On their 2nd move and x should have won in 3 but then decided to setup ANOTHER ATTACK THAT AGAIN WASN'T BLOCKED BY O!!!
KismetCrew
Never take mid to start. Always start with a corner: https://xkcd.com/832/ I worked it out for an AI class, and worked every solution.
bazookasoup
This is correct if you know how to play perfect. To make it easier on yourself, start center
Canteu
I don't think I've ever seen a game of noughts and crosses not end in a draw my entire life.
whatwilltheplaicedo
Skipped the rest of the dump to see if someone is as angry as I am!
trismegist
The devil didn't pick the fiddle randomly, he spotted Johnny "sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot".
bobthebadass
Just because you know the song, go to YouTube and search the devil went to Jamaica. Top quality spoof
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
What, is he just gonna WALK BY as Johnny sawed hot? What is he, an asshole?
BobcatsOnBooze
You deserve all the upvotes
catiethecookie
I'm so proud that I managed to upvote this to 666.
OriginalPosetr
I've always considered the song to be a quintessentially American story. This kid beats the millenia old devil, not with tricks or his wits
OriginalPosetr
But just by his raw talent.
KismetCrew
Big question: Primus ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w</a> ) or CDB ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi13NxmjqLI )
devilsmagicvagina
PRIMUS! DUH
mikethesuperjew
Primus. Kind of like "Hurt" between Cash and NIN. The original is great, but the cover took it a step further.
reverendbonobo
Best version is this dude and his washing machine: https://youtu.be/u1hnBv12-uk
ThisGuyHiding
I like to think that he went down to GA because he’s been stuck in Atlanta’s traffic before and realized just how closely it resembled hell.
Falconette
He probably got stuck on 75 and challenged Johnny only to discover traffic still hadn't moved 15 minutes later.
Martecles
As the song title states, He went *down* to GA. It’s because it’s lower than hell itself.
merodeo
It because Satan is from New England
Martecles
TheRaiderofRandom
I would take 75 through Atlanta over 95 through Miami every day of my life if I had to choose.
ScrapDaddy
So he jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy lemme tell you what.
Thermitegrenade
I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too.
sexytangerine
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too."
Wooie
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
hwat*
jimmydungis
Thank you
InOtterSpace
I tell you HWAAT
poacher5
I guess you didn´t know it, but I'm a fiddle player too,
ArthurPhillipDent
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Throwafitbit
"You see you play pretty good fiddle boy but give the devil his due. I bet a fiddle of gold againt your soul that says im better than you"
littlegirlsaremadeoutofgunpowderandlead
And if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you.
ung8tfull
Now you play pretty good fiddle boy, but give the devil his due.
Bopy
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you"
brendanarens
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
jazzmatazz
Holy hell the Devil is Hank Hill...
thesketchykid
TheAdamantite
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Now that's a clean burnin' hell, I'll tell you hwat.
NineByNine
I like to think that actually the Devil planned to lose. Maybe he saw Johnny was real good but didn't believe in himself, so pepped him up.
Broborygmos
Why would Johnny accept a deal with the devil if he didn't believe himself?
raspberry
Stoking Johnny's pride was the whole point. Now he's proud and rich.
Onozuka
In fact, that's the plot of the sequel song. Trying to steal his soul due to the sin of pride
vwyx
(Although he's not actually rich. Johnny kept the fiddle as a trophy. He would be greedy to sell it, but prideful to keep it. The Devil
vwyx
knows his shit. Johnny was damned if he did, and damned if he didn't.)
NineByNine
like, I can just imagine him there like "shit this kid's the real deal but he's sat here thinkin' he's trash. That shit ain't flying."
NineByNine
So sets up a "bet" that he intends to lose, no matter what, so the kid can have the limelight he rightly deserves.
DrUGOELadanianTBoneArmadilloLeathalWeaponTomlinson
You've clearly never heard Devil Comes Back to Georgia. "Been ten long years since the Devil laid his fiddle at Johnny's feet 1/
DrUGOELadanianTBoneArmadilloLeathalWeaponTomlinson
And it burned inside his mind the way he suffered that defeat." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xwEqEBimjy8
420dogsquad
Yeah because thats how the devil does it. He is nice to the people.
TresusIbor
People like new takes on established myths and stories. What if x was really the good guy? What if magic was just tech? Etc.
KoRplussomeletters
And Johnny with his new-found confidence becomes a rock star and then... aaaaaall the sins.
GDSTEVE
Well, according to the Bible he freed man from God's servitude by giving us knowledge (against God's will). So kind of the true emancipator.
KentuckyFriedChildren
Good-Guy-Devil.jpg
spiffylookingnerfherder
Can't tell if sarcasm or not. Skimming the Bible provides little evidence of killing or torturing by Satan.