I've heard of snakes on a plane buttt

Jul 17, 2019 8:24 PM

fouroarfororeforeor

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Say hi to Bray Wyatt for me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell her to take it off and stick it in the overhead compartment.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tie them all together

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

When the guy behind you wears Carhartt overalls on the plane.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Open the seat tray, put the tentacles in, than close it.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

The flight attendants should take of this. Not fair passengers need to put up with it.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Stewardess, I need a seat change, or ima deck a bitch

7 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 9

What would giving female canine a wooden porch do to remedy the situation?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Excuse me, your hair's covering my TV."

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Rather than a disgruntled photo, you could just tap their shoulder and say,'Excuse me, your hair is blocking my screen.' How is this a thing

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Cut those bitches

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Octopodes > octopuses > octopi.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What type of octopus is that?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If only scissors were allowed on planes.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

in flight hair cuts are now a thing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Borrow a pen/sharpie and have some fun.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let this be a lesson for you; always pack duct tape in your carry-on.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can recognize everyone from their comments eeeeeeeeeee

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

just plain rude.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Coulda got a +1 if you had said just PLANE rude

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Bad Cthulhu cosplay.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Play the long game and entertain yourself by weaving random shit into them the whole flight, bonus points for itching powder

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would tie some knots. Big ones.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tie the dreads to the tray latch on the seat in front of you.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Is your mouth broken? Use your words.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 10

When the octopus is also aggressive. v

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell predator to fix himself. Tactfully, of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can someone be that switched off and unaware to their surroundings that badly

7 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 2

They is out there. Dozens of them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pick your boogers and wipe it on them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She’s well aware that this guy isn’t going to say shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh don’t fall for that shit, that person’s aware. It’s bait, so they can cry and be ‘offended’ when someone tells them to move

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

I love that you're inventing motivations in your head to justify being offended.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

How can someone be so out of touch with society that they don’t know people like this exist???

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This isn't anything compared to the people I live around. They shit on the sidewalk here.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

India ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the San Franciscan

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

France?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

San Francisco?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No IE ca

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black people

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 19

How often do you see blond black people?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I mean some black people like dying they’re hair blonde.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*dyeing, *their

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

With extensions, all the time

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 5

Zack Morris is traaaasssh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lmfao. What's this from? I have a feeling I need to see it

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Jesus

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s a parody of Saved By The Bell and Final Destination. The song “New Romance” by Miles Fisher. It’s a jam

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Final Destination, the beginning.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's from a music video made by the people in Final Destination, but I don't think it's actually I'm the movie.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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