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I’ll take the selfie down votes. I just saw a tweet about ridiculous nicknames and missed my dog. Wanted to share her sweet dumb face.
knthebeau1s42
It started trying to talk about her without her getting super excited by hearing her name. Nala, Noland, Nar-bar, roop, Nars, Narzipan
Themenacingfew
I love pants.
Fishypants
As a fellow pants, I approve of this name.
laughingpjs
My cat Oscar is called Pants now!! I also do not know how I got there ?
notsol337
My little Spruceolizer's name is Mickey. I... I don't know. No one can know.
hcysnc
Ours was Sadie from the adoption center now it is Schneedo
lonewolfmcquaid
My puggle is Sprocket. But he’s also Mr. Puppy, Snarf, stinky, stinky puppy, Arf the snarf. That is all
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Lucy > Lucy Lu > Wooty Woo > Wooty Woot Woot > back to just Wooty.
Drawkcabemanresu
Our favorite nickname for our dog Harlee is Harles Jr.
phodu
Long distance air hug. Thanks for the post bront
JoylessGreyhound
AWOOOOOOOO! +1
ProudAussie
My rescue gets called Dog. She's on the sofa with me & just farted in her sleep.
JaTheRed
Truth my dog is now just 'bones' which starts as old bones which was originally sweet girl. Idk either
TanithRosenbaum
Nope, you get an upvote. The Selfie Rule doesn't apply in griefing posts. Also: *offers an internet-enabled corona-safe hug*
CornCobMcGee
My wife and I have devolved to incoherent rambles for our dog child. I call her buhbuhgrr. And my wife calls her boobuh. She also responds >
CornCobMcGee
to "dog", small child, and Patrón (like the tequila). Thing is, she won't respond to her actual name, which is Mia.
SourK
UnknownGenius
my dog peach goes by Peepeepoopoo right now
millenniumf
When you're taking a picture of yourself cuddling your pooch, it's not a selfie, it's a lovie.
dynoman
#1 rule naming a dog is to pick something you won't be embarrassed by while yelling it out as you walk up and down the street.
scootermcgee99
Both my dogs, both girls were/are named Peach & Paisley. Unfortunately, that's devolved into Chooch for Peach and Zuzu for Paisley.
scootermcgee99
Peach turnt into Chooch because of her mooching. Paisley turned into Zuzu after the demon Pazuzu, and her play growl is very demonic
scootermcgee99
Now it's a variation on those themes. Chooch, choocheen, choochy poo, big bean. Paisley is Zushen (Golden light), Zim, Mittens, Chicken & mo
FrankTheCube
totesamaze
Peaches —> dookie butt —> dookie rat —> rat. She responds to rat now ??♀️
ShutUpMeh
I like her pointy head
Naramumu
Thank you for giving Pants a loving days until her passing. Air hug and lots of love for you @op
ImGoingBackToBed
Lol sob
MrKomisiripala
They’re all good names Bront
GenericPotato
My mini American eskimo, Eska, aka Shit Stick, Cloud Potato, Pudge Popsicle, Wee One, Arctic Fox, Little One, Eskadoggies, Doggo… etc.
BatTeddyDog
What a cutie! Mine started as Sophia, then amira - Mira, now speck (=bacon) or nudel (=noodels) or specknudel (=thicc noodel). All the love!
wheresthetoaster
Koa, then Koko, Koko Beans, Beans, Beanies
AngelButter
We had a “pants” years ago- started as “sweet and sour” then “sweet and sour shortcake” then “shorty” to “short pants” then finally “pants”
AngelButter
We also have “nyarlathotep” who became “tep”, then “tepi” to “ Tepi doodle” then “noodle” and “Tepi doodle, the best noodle”
ZebraCockSandwich
my oldest cat: Kao ,Kitty, Kitcat, Buddy, Bud, Bub, bubba, budda. I still call him all of these names.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Willy, then Willy-Boo, then Willy-Boodle, now just Boodle.
lemontoads
Nemo, nematoad, neemit and neman, lemon, lemontoad = username!
OpossumJesusHasRisen
My daughter adopted 'Jewel' but changed her name to Mystic Indica, Indie for short. Now she only answers to 'Lil Biz' which I started >
OpossumJesusHasRisen
because she's the most nosey chaotic dog shaped creature I've ever met.
balaclava1
Why is it thicc noodle and not bacon noodle?
TanithRosenbaum
It kinda means both
6313326
Speck = bacon / bacon fat / pork fat. "Speck" is used in compound words for fat or flab (Kummerspeck, Winterspeck, Coronaspeck, etc)
joshcrimson
#2 That’s a dog who knew how to live life.
ImGoingBackToBed
Lol I spent 15k to keep her alive and I risked eviction in NYC and had to go to small claims court to fight it.
ImGoingBackToBed
I paid my back rent, wasn’t evicted but I paid $500 a month after that for her steroid shots. what made it all worth it was I LOVED my dog
ImGoingBackToBed
I remember the emergency vet telling me “I can tell she’s special” I cried hysterically after that. Just knowing my vet knew she was special
ImGoingBackToBed
Anyway, my $40 shelter dog probably cost me 20k but I would pay that & more for more time with her. thanks for reading I’m weirdly emotional
ImGoingBackToBed
(She had addisons)