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Hi guys- I’m watching Forensic Files and I’m sorry, if I’m ever murdered and thrown into a river where somebody mistakes my dead body for A FUCKIN MANATEE?!?! I’d be so offended
I got an A in Bible class
Teeth
I’m not sure what he means by this because this is Joshua Burrage, a newsie so he’s good at flipping around so would he like flip fall done the stairs or is it about how often he falls down stairs? I have questions
“I bet that little ginger girl isn’t thinking about dragons” BWAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL! YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON
I love that there’s a word for being thrown out a window- like the defenestration of Mace Windu
That’s why I just rewatch stranger things- cuz it’s familiar and I don’t need to pay attention
I still don’t know what my skull is
My blue footed booby lives on the floor because he always falls off my bed
I too must fight groin pleasure- my friends were saying how they were always high and horny and I said same before I corrected myself because I’ve only been high once and my friend said “Dana you’re just horny”
How are you in here twice what
Nessie after her spa day tax
Duke tax
Froggy tax
Scruffy tax
Newsies tax- this is the one who was talking about falling down the stairs
JoJo my beloved
MadamPuddifoot
#27 currently watching new girl in this way. It's gotta be the 400th rewatch of it. I need to learn how to put it on in Spanish so I can learn Spanish, cuz I literally know exactly what they're doing/wearing based only on the dialogue.
MrHappySmiles
#45 bearded dragons are everyone’s friend.
wonkydemateo
Is duke a cavie? Abbie and Emma say hello! Or dream hello. I dunno they kinda lazy.
Monmortmeplait
Hang on, is that a Nightwish reference I see in #33 ?
aSheepAmongWolves
#9 what does death by infants look like?
swifter66
113 deaths by way of teeth
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Me: “I bet @op is thinking about dragons” OP: “Hah, wrong! Spinosaurus!”
Lostdeway
OP are you thinking about dragons?
astromoondoggie
#6 It could also be that fury causes hair loss. Perhaps some combination of the two
Draconiclyyours
#24 Fun fact, I got in trouble with HR for saying that at work. Apparently, someone thought it was something sexual.
TonyPitzacata
#9 I can’t make work today, got a touch of the spotted fever and purples
metalucivs3000
Honestly, of all people to be thinking about dragons, ginger girls are the ones I assume are most likely doing so at any given time.
Wapusk
#5 Not even enemies, just people who don't love him, in the way he demands to be loved. Fucking narcissist.
Dragonwaw
I think about dragons, werewolves, vampires, and witches. Anything magical, like redheads ;)
KinetoPlay
#42 Photographs Alex. I have video evidence. I know what I am. The mirror is not some arbiter of fate.
Iaimtomisbehave
#3 "You called us. We came."
P0sit1veTh0ughts
#1 Worked at a Wendy’s. Got fired for not showing up to a shift that wasn’t on the schedule. Get a call “why aren’t you here?” It..it’s my day off? “It’s penned in that you work today. Get here soon”. I was just there last night. I have the day off. “Yeah, that changed, get here.” No. “You’re fired”. -.-
cyounghmfce
The internet has ruined me! My eyes went you know where even though the pic is of a nightmare-ish hellscape where it is implied that human flesh is now the only source of edible meat.
MrHappySmiles
#22
Vergenbuurg
HillOfBeans
WTAF
middlenameconfusion
#9 This is wild. 21 killed by infants? 1 died suddenly? Did none of the others die suddenly? How... HOW did 6 people die from "titfuck"?
Hutchy01
#10 It's still wild that Happy Feet and Mad Max are by the same guy. George Miller.
AlmostHappy
#10 Happy Feet is the best movie ever. Fun music. Sweet story. No jump scares. Krill. Penguins. What could one want more?
danat101
The amount of times I say “IVE LOST MY KRILL!!” Is insane
AlmostHappy
You’re my friend now.
justaguyinthebackrow
#22
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Vergenbuurg
https://youtu.be/OGKRr0NmgFM
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shotty814
#1 ... but everyone loves manatees.
SmoeAhsolse
This has interesting choices of both "vaginas" and "female private parts".
psugab
Anyone have that post about someone calling them sea cows, getting corrected angrily, and then apologies all around?
wherearemytesticles
They are called sea cows in German.
psugab
That was definitely in there too.
henryv1598
#43 Donald trump, the musical?
micuu
"There goes mister small hands, there goes mister lies, the indicted master of thousands of bathroom files,"
trigonman3
why would he have thousands of flies in his ba-? Oh.
VashTehStampede
He shouts lies like a villain because he knows it brings him power, and Stormy Daniels probably gave him his most recent shower!
tellyourdogisaidhi
#9 stay sexy and don’t get murthered at stepney
dontblamemeivotedforkotos
King's Evil wasn't the result of plotting bad things against royals, it in fact refers to scrofula, a form of pulmonary tuberculosis.
reverendbonobo
I can't even get to Stepney. My sore legge is killing me!
ExTechOp
Wikipedia has a list of deprecated terms for diseases: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deprecated_terms_for_diseases
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Not nearly as comprehensive as I was hoping, BUT thank you very much for the link, I still learned something. "British Disease" is Rickets whereas "French Disease" is fucking Syphilis.
ExTechOp
There's also the automatically generated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Obsolete_medical_terms
dobroweigh
As of today I find the confumption the most dangerous cause.
ExTechOp
That should be conſumption: the letter is the long s ⟨ſ⟩, an archaic form of the lowercase letter ⟨s⟩. And consumption is tuberculosis. — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lo">i/Long_s">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuberculosis
dobroweigh
I sind it sunny.