Ohhhh yeahhhhh

Sep 3, 2020 6:11 AM

obligatoryguy

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"lowkey" because you need to downplay your own interest?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these have been around since before your grandparents were born lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to cut the door jamb.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh God yes! This changes everything

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must be getting old because idk what lowkey is supposed to mean

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are contour gauges all over the interner at the moment? They have been around for a very long time.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anybody that knows their shit would undercut the trim instead of cutting the tile.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cant be that old if you haven't seen one of these common decades old tools

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than twighlight.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still forgot to pull and floor under the baseboard molding.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It’s just a pin/contour gauge. Super common and cheap.

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

And all over YouTube adds ugh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit 100+ years old

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a 2D version of those pin sculpture things!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You aren't old until you consider terms like "lowkey" and "AF" are lowkey dumb af.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you! I just finished two floor jobs. The fucking door jambs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FFS, these have been around for decades. Dont get a cheap-ass plastic one, get a well made metal one. I have one that's over 20 years old.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So the ads are accurate.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Metals ones are over 100 years old.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a diy dad this is sexy af

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guarantee this device has been used on a penis.

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Is this your way of saying you currently have one of these on your penis?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well there's only one way he'd be able to absolutely *guarantee* it...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have this! Love it! Never used it....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hell you mean "lowkey" I had to figure this crap out by hand.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So hot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then the house was heated and all the floors were crooked

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TAKE OFF THE BASEBOARD.....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its supposed to overlap the floor, not floor up to board....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bad, I should have probably marked this mature.

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 14

No. Double. Dipping.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Understood.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m so wet right now

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You want a buckled and creaky floor? This is how you get that. Under the mouldings with an 1/8" to a 1/4" gap from the wall.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

it looks like engineered, not wood, so not as much of an issue

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, you don't want tight fits with a wooden floor.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Folks, enlighten me... Any reason this board isn't going under the moulding? Looks like they demo'd OG floor finish. Y not the trim too?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah yes, one of those tools thats super cool, but then ill buy use it once and never take it out again.

6 years ago | Likes 630 Dislikes 0

Why buy it when you can 3D print it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably cheaper just to buy it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, You actually use it once?!?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why you start a flooring company

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I try to use mine but in the end my improvised 90° scribetool just does it better

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See also the Sink Tool. Dunno if you saw that, but making installing sinks and faucets super easy... For the ONE faucet I wanna replace.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d take it out when I move house 10 years later. That’s my usual tool discovery cycle

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you turn wood on a lathe, and copy. You know, try to do the same thing at least twice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol i bought a big one and got a small one for free. Have yet to use it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm? It's great for many things where you need shaping for part to fit. I use one for sheet metal work on my car.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're kidding! Buy it! Nahhh, I'm going to see one GIF of it on the internet and then forget about it.

6 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 2

Borrow and never return it! Very hard for owner to ask for it back. "Hey Dan, any chance you could return the angle door plastic thingy?"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Sorry Mike I don't know what you mean. Can you be more specific?"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forget about what?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dre?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, but still a better finish if you get an angled saw and slide the whole board under the jam and skirting.

6 years ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 3

Would you do that with metal door frames?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are blades that cut metal, yes. The prevailing point is that the floor needs expansion room or it will buckle or shift other flooring.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the gauge is for tile. Other flooring needs to go under the jamb.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How dare you give a better easier solution

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not something anyone will notice ever. Unless they redo the floor or skirting.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also supposed to leave 1/4" gap around the base

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Oscillating saws are cheap and you can usually find them at pawn shops in good shape.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, laminate and wood flooring needs gaps at the sides to expand in the heat, so needs to be under skirting. This could well buckle.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Beat me to it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, just fixed all my apt floors from the dumbass that installed them without gap. Little mountains as soon as it rained!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jamb saw or occilating multi-tool does the trick

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

My new favorite tool oscillating multitool... so many uses. And yes, put laminate in moms house and it worked great for this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exactly this. The satisfaction of sliding a board under the skirting is enough to make a grown man cry.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean you enjoy getting your wood under skirts?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

you'd have to be gay not to.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, dudes wear skirts too so that area is covered too.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0