Sep 3, 2020 6:11 AM
obligatoryguy
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Blake242
"lowkey" because you need to downplay your own interest?
prettydumb
these have been around since before your grandparents were born lol
theMightyPlatypus
You're supposed to cut the door jamb.
ChefBrooke7029
Oh God yes! This changes everything
TurdingMachine
I must be getting old because idk what lowkey is supposed to mean
FrogBotherer
Why are contour gauges all over the interner at the moment? They have been around for a very long time.
RetiredLaserMan
Anybody that knows their shit would undercut the trim instead of cutting the tile.
W92Baj
Cant be that old if you haven't seen one of these common decades old tools
eatk
Still a better love story than twighlight.
ufoara
still forgot to pull and floor under the baseboard molding.
PyroFox35
It’s just a pin/contour gauge. Super common and cheap.
rcuadro
And all over YouTube adds ugh
TwoCoats
Legit 100+ years old
tanebot
It's a 2D version of those pin sculpture things!
IHaveSomeLyricsForThat
You aren't old until you consider terms like "lowkey" and "AF" are lowkey dumb af.
laplance93
Damn you! I just finished two floor jobs. The fucking door jambs.
Marine0311
FFS, these have been around for decades. Dont get a cheap-ass plastic one, get a well made metal one. I have one that's over 20 years old.
MandalorianHybrid1
So the ads are accurate.
railgap
Metals ones are over 100 years old.
vodkahappens
As a diy dad this is sexy af
Hurtsdo
Guarantee this device has been used on a penis.
dudedude09
Is this your way of saying you currently have one of these on your penis?
Well there's only one way he'd be able to absolutely *guarantee* it...
Weegie
I have this! Love it! Never used it....
TheUndeadMage
The hell you mean "lowkey" I had to figure this crap out by hand.
TheBeanBurritoExpert
So hot
lordusmorkus
And then the house was heated and all the floors were crooked
methaiasgrey
TAKE OFF THE BASEBOARD.....
Its supposed to overlap the floor, not floor up to board....
My bad, I should have probably marked this mature.
CrimeBrulee
No. Double. Dipping.
heller8790
Understood.
xPheNomEnoNx
PyroDragon
roguishdrummer
I’m so wet right now
Fantasicmrshrute
You want a buckled and creaky floor? This is how you get that. Under the mouldings with an 1/8" to a 1/4" gap from the wall.
angelGrinderSciFiLover
it looks like engineered, not wood, so not as much of an issue
0570
Yup, you don't want tight fits with a wooden floor.
yorin911
This!
UhOhJo
Folks, enlighten me... Any reason this board isn't going under the moulding? Looks like they demo'd OG floor finish. Y not the trim too?
obson
ah yes, one of those tools thats super cool, but then ill buy use it once and never take it out again.
ThisOldCPU
Why buy it when you can 3D print it?
llortamai
Probably cheaper just to buy it.
Noismute
Wait, You actually use it once?!?
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
That's why you start a flooring company
whitebbwolf
I try to use mine but in the end my improvised 90° scribetool just does it better
PerpetuityPhoto
See also the Sink Tool. Dunno if you saw that, but making installing sinks and faucets super easy... For the ONE faucet I wanna replace.
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
I’d take it out when I move house 10 years later. That’s my usual tool discovery cycle
kivimies
Unless you turn wood on a lathe, and copy. You know, try to do the same thing at least twice
jonbenwaa
Lol i bought a big one and got a small one for free. Have yet to use it.
lronMaiden
Hmm? It's great for many things where you need shaping for part to fit. I use one for sheet metal work on my car.
You're kidding! Buy it! Nahhh, I'm going to see one GIF of it on the internet and then forget about it.
SoberAsABird1
Borrow and never return it! Very hard for owner to ask for it back. "Hey Dan, any chance you could return the angle door plastic thingy?"
"Sorry Mike I don't know what you mean. Can you be more specific?"
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Forget about what?
AmbroseGudmaker
Dre?
Never
pinhero
Okay, but still a better finish if you get an angled saw and slide the whole board under the jam and skirting.
ProudAussie
Would you do that with metal door frames?
cowboycoco
There are blades that cut metal, yes. The prevailing point is that the floor needs expansion room or it will buckle or shift other flooring.
majorcovert
MTsumi
Yeah, the gauge is for tile. Other flooring needs to go under the jamb.
This guy gets it.
MoreCommonThenYouThink
How dare you give a better easier solution
TheRimOfTheSky
It's not something anyone will notice ever. Unless they redo the floor or skirting.
comeintokyo
Also supposed to leave 1/4" gap around the base
endfreq
Yep. Oscillating saws are cheap and you can usually find them at pawn shops in good shape.
Blade015
Thank you!
KnightsOfShame
Also, laminate and wood flooring needs gaps at the sides to expand in the heat, so needs to be under skirting. This could well buckle.
MadBetter
Beat me to it.
jax523
Yea, just fixed all my apt floors from the dumbass that installed them without gap. Little mountains as soon as it rained!
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Jamb saw or occilating multi-tool does the trick
Madringo
My new favorite tool oscillating multitool... so many uses. And yes, put laminate in moms house and it worked great for this.
CgnCalling
Exactly this. The satisfaction of sliding a board under the skirting is enough to make a grown man cry.
sneakypoo
You mean you enjoy getting your wood under skirts?
onlyhalfghost
you'd have to be gay not to.
I mean, dudes wear skirts too so that area is covered too.
Blake242
"lowkey" because you need to downplay your own interest?
prettydumb
these have been around since before your grandparents were born lol
theMightyPlatypus
You're supposed to cut the door jamb.
ChefBrooke7029
Oh God yes! This changes everything
TurdingMachine
I must be getting old because idk what lowkey is supposed to mean
FrogBotherer
Why are contour gauges all over the interner at the moment? They have been around for a very long time.
RetiredLaserMan
Anybody that knows their shit would undercut the trim instead of cutting the tile.
W92Baj
Cant be that old if you haven't seen one of these common decades old tools
eatk
Still a better love story than twighlight.
ufoara
still forgot to pull and floor under the baseboard molding.
PyroFox35
It’s just a pin/contour gauge. Super common and cheap.
rcuadro
And all over YouTube adds ugh
TwoCoats
Legit 100+ years old
tanebot
It's a 2D version of those pin sculpture things!
IHaveSomeLyricsForThat
You aren't old until you consider terms like "lowkey" and "AF" are lowkey dumb af.
laplance93
Damn you! I just finished two floor jobs. The fucking door jambs.
Marine0311
FFS, these have been around for decades. Dont get a cheap-ass plastic one, get a well made metal one. I have one that's over 20 years old.
MandalorianHybrid1
So the ads are accurate.
railgap
Metals ones are over 100 years old.
vodkahappens
As a diy dad this is sexy af
Hurtsdo
Guarantee this device has been used on a penis.
dudedude09
Is this your way of saying you currently have one of these on your penis?
tanebot
Well there's only one way he'd be able to absolutely *guarantee* it...
Weegie
I have this! Love it! Never used it....
TheUndeadMage
The hell you mean "lowkey" I had to figure this crap out by hand.
TheBeanBurritoExpert
So hot
lordusmorkus
And then the house was heated and all the floors were crooked
methaiasgrey
TAKE OFF THE BASEBOARD.....
methaiasgrey
Its supposed to overlap the floor, not floor up to board....
obligatoryguy
My bad, I should have probably marked this mature.
CrimeBrulee
No. Double. Dipping.
heller8790
Understood.
xPheNomEnoNx
PyroDragon
roguishdrummer
TheBeanBurritoExpert
I’m so wet right now
Fantasicmrshrute
You want a buckled and creaky floor? This is how you get that. Under the mouldings with an 1/8" to a 1/4" gap from the wall.
angelGrinderSciFiLover
it looks like engineered, not wood, so not as much of an issue
0570
Yup, you don't want tight fits with a wooden floor.
yorin911
This!
UhOhJo
Folks, enlighten me... Any reason this board isn't going under the moulding? Looks like they demo'd OG floor finish. Y not the trim too?
obson
ah yes, one of those tools thats super cool, but then ill buy use it once and never take it out again.
ThisOldCPU
Why buy it when you can 3D print it?
llortamai
Probably cheaper just to buy it.
Noismute
Wait, You actually use it once?!?
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
That's why you start a flooring company
whitebbwolf
I try to use mine but in the end my improvised 90° scribetool just does it better
PerpetuityPhoto
See also the Sink Tool. Dunno if you saw that, but making installing sinks and faucets super easy... For the ONE faucet I wanna replace.
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
I’d take it out when I move house 10 years later. That’s my usual tool discovery cycle
kivimies
Unless you turn wood on a lathe, and copy. You know, try to do the same thing at least twice
jonbenwaa
Lol i bought a big one and got a small one for free. Have yet to use it.
lronMaiden
Hmm? It's great for many things where you need shaping for part to fit. I use one for sheet metal work on my car.
obligatoryguy
You're kidding! Buy it! Nahhh, I'm going to see one GIF of it on the internet and then forget about it.
SoberAsABird1
Borrow and never return it! Very hard for owner to ask for it back. "Hey Dan, any chance you could return the angle door plastic thingy?"
SoberAsABird1
"Sorry Mike I don't know what you mean. Can you be more specific?"
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Forget about what?
obligatoryguy
AmbroseGudmaker
Dre?
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Never
pinhero
Okay, but still a better finish if you get an angled saw and slide the whole board under the jam and skirting.
ProudAussie
Would you do that with metal door frames?
cowboycoco
There are blades that cut metal, yes. The prevailing point is that the floor needs expansion room or it will buckle or shift other flooring.
majorcovert
MTsumi
Yeah, the gauge is for tile. Other flooring needs to go under the jamb.
pinhero
This guy gets it.
MoreCommonThenYouThink
How dare you give a better easier solution
TheRimOfTheSky
It's not something anyone will notice ever. Unless they redo the floor or skirting.
comeintokyo
Also supposed to leave 1/4" gap around the base
endfreq
Yep. Oscillating saws are cheap and you can usually find them at pawn shops in good shape.
Blade015
Thank you!
KnightsOfShame
Also, laminate and wood flooring needs gaps at the sides to expand in the heat, so needs to be under skirting. This could well buckle.
MadBetter
Beat me to it.
jax523
Yea, just fixed all my apt floors from the dumbass that installed them without gap. Little mountains as soon as it rained!
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Jamb saw or occilating multi-tool does the trick
Madringo
My new favorite tool oscillating multitool... so many uses. And yes, put laminate in moms house and it worked great for this.
CgnCalling
pinhero
Exactly this. The satisfaction of sliding a board under the skirting is enough to make a grown man cry.
sneakypoo
You mean you enjoy getting your wood under skirts?
onlyhalfghost
you'd have to be gay not to.
sneakypoo
I mean, dudes wear skirts too so that area is covered too.