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#funny #awesome #memes #repost #reposttimesamillion
Dec 16, 2021 6:31 AM
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#funny #awesome #memes #repost #reposttimesamillion
tumantorak
The Universe has achieved level 98 horror.
RoutemasterFlash
Baby nurse sharks are born live, not in eggs. They cannibalize each other in utero, so only the most bad-ass ones are even born at all.
merrowcattech
True that.
DukeSamuelVimes
Lol, this is just something egotistical people tell themselves because they don't fit in with intellectuals. People who love to read are
DukeSamuelVimes
generally fascinated by the world, and appreciate both the joy and tragedy that exists within it.
Hurrdurrimgurr
So far it's just earth that's fucked up. The rest just plays by the rules of physics.
freiman
I've read a ton of books and don't know shit about fuck. Thanks Sci fi/fantasy!
traumapatient
Those who increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow. Aka ignorance is bliss. Aka opium of the masses.
purcel
That's why I only read labels. Red labels. And I don't read them I drink them. Damned Universe!
TheLaughingMagician
Life is short our misery should not be squandered. Black Labels. Accept no substitutes.
madoldbat
I read this as Reading.
zenoshogun
Same
d0o0o0d
Fvckya
I have special eyes.
Mordy9
r4nt
Nyxkerrigan
Had anyone seen my contact lens
Pedobearus
Yeah, think you dropped it around Megrez
thepuppeteer777
the more I read the more I want to read because it's my main form of escapism
copingcabana
The same is true about going to law school, only the effect seems limited to society, not the whole universe.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Greatly overestimating my powers of retention there.
JanusLeeJones
Plenty of books that add nothing to your knowledge.
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Oh yes. A bit like Cthulhu. The more you learn. The more horrifying it is. The crazier you get. Oh boy you know stuffs. But at what price.
gnochi
Iä iä!
ddcrowFlyer
Thanks alot internet
mindfullmemes
This post is certainly overestimating my memory!!! Wait what was the post about again?
subrosaflorens
We shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age
GravyEducation
It's up to you whether it's horrifying or calming. As far as you know, only you exist
infernalcombustionengine
Even that could be argued against
Cthulhukitten
This, reality is ineffable. Horrifying from what perspective?
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
I feel like this is Cthulhu's PR department posting. User name is apt. Horrifying ? Fake news ! Accept his wet tentacles into your life !
GravyEducation
We should probably do an Iä just to be safe though. It... it can't hurt
Hogeron
the more horrorfiing the universe becomes the less I care about it and the more I care about having joy as much as I can, cause f*** it.. :)
sheeeiit
I'm close friends with a fuckin ton of horrifying shit about the Universe... it's all about perspective. "All life is suffering."
reddenbocker
Surprise! The universe couldn't be more horrifying to me if it wanted to. Sure there's stuff my brain couldn't process but that's part of it
Strostkovy
I put a screwdriver in my butt often as a child
KalleSchnikov
Me too buddy... me too
Markamanic
What does happiness feel like?
iamwang
A man of culture I see
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
which end?
Aksuuuh
When I was a kid, I used to wash the trackball of a mouse in my mouth.
ScorpionSage
BrickSniper33
This one here needs its own confession bear post.
maydai110
You know the shakey Mexican thing? Yeah I put one of those in my ass one time.
maydai110
Not the entire thing, just the handle.
Idontwantausernameimgur
No you didn't, you are just a troll.
MarsIsAfire
you say that as if you're super disappointed
Idontwantausernameimgur
What do you think is more likely, they sticks a hard sharp cornered object up themselves, or they are trolling us.
dracklen
Uhhh, you severely underestimate how many objects get put up butts without issue. I’ve put far sharper-cornered objects up there w/out issue
Idontwantausernameimgur
One man one jar, are you him? You survived, congratulations.
Apowerfulhorse
The more you know.
DungeonMaster69
Now that I read this, I know this. And now that I know this, the world is a bit scarier for me
Ivymantled
Less often as an adult?
RoutemasterFlash
Graduated to powerdrills.
DynamiteBingo
Vertically or horizontally?
labratlet
And then your dad beat you with jumper cables?
blumpk1npie
Why does this sound like a Jane's Addiction song ?
TREXSEXISARMLESS
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Philip's?
TREXSEXISARMLESS
No it was his dad's
Strostkovy
Yes actually
qweesdy
Did Phillip ever find out what you did with their screwdriver?