What has no hinges key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid?

certainly not this shitpost. Better just keep moving.

I replaced the picture of my cat in my parents house with this image. No one noticed for three months. My brother saw it first. But after two years, no one has commented on the fact I changed my brother's picture in one of the picture frames to Fidel Castro.

i like tuhtles.

Okay, so this is actually a baby Mojave desert tortoise. His name is Nanook (like Nanook of the North) because he refused to go into his first hibernation. He liked the cold. Eventually he did hibernate, but not for several months after his brothers/sisters.

Here's the desert. Don't step on baby rattle snakes, watch out for scorpions, and remember that mice like to investigate fire because it's warm. If you didn't bring plenty of water, you made a mistake.

That's a scorpion. Hey, I'm just putting text to keep the ads away, and I told you this was a shitpost at the beginning, with nothing to do with golden treasure.

This is the graph that illustrates the Happiness of a Camper versus the Unhappiness of a camper. As the happiness of a camper goes down, the unhappiness of the camper increases. We may understand the point of intersection, where the happiness of a camper is equal to the unhappiness of a camper, as the "camper's happiness equilibrium". The highest point of the happiness of a camper, when the unhappiness of a camper is at is lowest point, we may understand as the "camper's happiness apex". The highest point of the unhappiness of a camper, when the happiness of a camper is at its lowest point, we may understand as the "camper's unhappiness apex".

This graph illustrates the happiness of a clam relative to the height of the tide, in reference to the old phrase "happy as a clam at high tide." Note the single line represents both the tide's height and the clam's happiness. As the height of the tide increases, the happiness of the clam increases.

The lowest point of the tide may be understood as "Height of Tide Vertex", while the highest point of the tide is the "Height of Tide Apex". The midpoint may be understood as the "Height of Tide Happiness of Clam Equilibrium" or the "Tide Happiness Equilibrium".

(Picture unrelated, focus on the clams and the campers) You may be wondering what the happiness of a camper is relative to that of a clam. With the information provided, we may conclude that the happiness of a clam experiencing high tide vertex is equal to a camper's unhappiness apex; the happiness of a clam during the high tide apex is equal to a camper's happiness apex; the happiness of a clam experiencing tide happiness equilibrium is equal to the camper's happiness equilibrium.

Abbreviated:
(HTV = CUA) Hight Tide Vertex equals Campers Unhappiness Apex
(HTA = CHA) Hight Tide Apex equals Campers Happiness Apex
(THE = CHE) Tide Happiness Equilibrium equals Camper's Happiness Equilibrium

Here's some beer. It's not the best stuff, sure. But it'll get ya drunk.

Also, all these pictures are OC except the first one. Including that formula and explanation to the question "what is the happiness of a clam relative to that of a camper"? If you want to straight forward answer, here it is: "it depends."

Here's the answer to the riddle you all knew already. But like I promised, no gold. Just shitpostin'

This image isn't OC, I borrowed it from the post of someone who's Totally Not Dead. Look at how detailed that picture is...beautiful.

Cat Tax: The definition of the word cat as defined by the artist known as Kliban.