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YuffieK
Iran response:
NotSoFastener
Sid Meier's Civilization. The first one, in the 90s.
Billis75
I shall taunt you a second time
McTaco
Blocked for not tagging politicsng
Krossis
duktayp
He's SUPER CEREAL this time
trythebleucheese
Watch out, or he'll throw another tanTRUMP
OregonComputerGuy
The Onion comes of age to enlighten us with a factual perspective of reality, but I miss the old days when one could read The Onion to get a chuckle
NightOwlRally
Man isn't that the truth...I miss when it was a funny juxtaposition and satire. Then reality became so ridiculous that they damn near lost their jobs.
TChallaVanDam
I bought my dad a print subscription to The Onion for a year (yes! they are selling print subscriptions again!) and anyway, trust me, it’s still hilarious.
JAPONfan
"I'm counting to three" "one, two, two and a half, two and 0,75, two and 0,99"
RenaissanceFaireMan
Odd, Israel is so upset about how they were attacked on October 7th, but turn a blind eye to Iran being attacked in a similar fashion.
RenaissanceFaireMan
"Iran will be bombed more than we've bombed them before, before the bombing I obliterated them with...that bombing. Such bombing, nobody has seen such bombing before." A guy came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, I've never seen such bombing."
purr
I remember when the onion posted satire.
GratuaCuun
By this point it's more like his next 100th ultimatum...
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
huffnpuff72
There is a good reason 'iran won't negotiate'. Its impossible to negotiate with someone irrational.
flordelasantillas
The U.S. House of Representatives passed a War Powers resolution directing President Trump to withdraw U.S. military forces from hostilities with Iran, though the administration has continued operations. Who's gonna arrest him?
JackingMeHoff
Not a single person during his term, unless Dems win midterms in both the House and Senate; impeach, convict, arrest and stick his sorry ass in a dungeon with no contact with the outside world.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
The concept of an ultimatum.
Pikkupanda
Every time Orange Julius Caesar opens his mouth:
MrSwissroll
Okay, but like...what's the joke? That's what he's doing.
nintendolunchbox
Just laughing at how much of a big tough guy he pretends he is.
BlackHoleSon01
The joke is Trump. Always has been.
EedDaPooPoo
Trump is the joke. Can’t make this shit up.
RenaissanceFaireMan
No really, he's gonna bomb them like nobody has ever bombed them before!
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
He gonna re-obliterate them and maybe even a third time.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Any news channel that doesn't say Trump obliterated Iran is gonna be sued!
Resistance1000
The Wrath of the Con
FatboyRich
Skirmish. It’s not a war, it’s a series of skirmishes. He told us over 40 times it was over, before he asked for another $70 billion to really make it over this time
CUNTDESTROY3R
nintendolunchbox
Fuck you TACO
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Fuck, stop giving this arsehole attention, I hate seeing him. Edit him out like the Spanish football association did
RibbleTPibits
RobertAG25772
Iran is laughing @ Mr. Paper Tiger.
horsetuna
So a penultimatum
nimeton0